@owlstalk Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 Imagine if the crowd went as nuts as it did on Friday night for the kind of non glamorous games against the smaller sides?We'd be undefeatableTeams wouldn't want to play us at Hillsborough Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 Imagine if your stomach slowly transformed into a video socket and your hand into a gun... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WC1Owl Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 Long live the New Flesh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanzaroteowl Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 Only just getting over Friday, it would take years off yer life! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 Imagine if you're an ultraviolent, black-clad gunslinger called El Topo who avenges the slaughter of a small town’s inhabitants but are then injured in a face-off with four grandmasters of pistol-duelling. Years later you're rescued by mutant dwarves and set off to liberate your keepers from their underground hidey-hole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Key Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 Imagine if the crowd went as nuts as it did on Friday night for the kind of non glamorous games against the smaller sides? We'd be undefeatable Teams wouldn't want to play us at Hillsborough Imagine if every time you ate a chip you screamed with joy and ran around the room with your arms in the air, kissing everyone you meet and jumping so high you smash the light fittings! No. Special occasions are celebrated in special style. To pretend that every commonplace event is special would be, well, tin pot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 Imagine if you're a father who gets it on with his prostitute daughter. Then, the family’s lives are turned inside out by the arrival of a strange guest who encourages mum, dad, son and daughter to satisfy their darkest needs. Necrophilia, murder, dismemberment, heroin and an.al rape are on the menu, all washed down with a barrel-load of milk squirted from mum's wildly lactating breasts. But it's all a good laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Sl-OWL-ly Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 Imagine all the people.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stoop Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 Imagine if you're a father who gets it on with his prostitute daughter. Then, the family’s lives are turned inside out by the arrival of a strange guest who encourages mum, dad, son and daughter to satisfy their darkest needs. Necrophilia, murder, dismemberment, heroin and an.al rape are on the menu, all washed down with a barrel-load of milk squirted from mum's wildly lactating breasts. But it's all a good laugh.Possibly the most disturbing thing I've ever read on owlstalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 Imagine if during dinner (of still-twitching man-made chicken) with your girlfriend and her family, you discover that you're about to become a father to a baby-creature. When the child is born it looks like a cross between a sperm and a calf foetus and you break up with your girlfriend. The baby wails incessantly so you dissect it, while a lady who lives behind the radiator sings about Heaven and stamps on foetuses... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrEdwards Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 Imagine if during dinner (of still-twitching man-made chicken) with your girlfriend and her family, you discover that you're about to become a father to a baby-creature. When the child is born it looks like a cross between a sperm and a calf foetus and you break up with your girlfriend. The baby wails incessantly so you dissect it, while a lady who lives behind the radiator sings about Heaven and stamps on foetuses... In heaven, everything is fine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew_Owl Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 Imagine if your grandma had wheels. She'd be a bike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 In heaven, everything is fine I imagine so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alcock dived Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 Imagine if you're a father who gets it on with his prostitute daughter. Then, the family’s lives are turned inside out by the arrival of a strange guest who encourages mum, dad, son and daughter to satisfy their darkest needs. Necrophilia, murder, dismemberment, heroin and an.al rape are on the menu, all washed down with a barrel-load of milk squirted from mum's wildly lactating breasts. But it's all a good laugh. Chuffing ell Visitor Q!!!! Now that is one fòöked up movie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vid80 Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 Imagine if during dinner (of still-twitching man-made chicken) with your girlfriend and her family, you discover that you're about to become a father to a baby-creature. When the child is born it looks like a cross between a sperm and a calf foetus and you break up with your girlfriend. The baby wails incessantly so you dissect it, while a lady who lives behind the radiator sings about Heaven and stamps on foetuses... Disturbing not gonna sleep much tonight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freshfish Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 Imagine if you're a father who gets it on with his prostitute daughter. Then, the family’s lives are turned inside out by the arrival of a strange guest who encourages mum, dad, son and daughter to satisfy their darkest needs. Necrophilia, murder, dismemberment, heroin and an.al rape are on the menu, all washed down with a barrel-load of milk squirted from mum's wildly lactating breasts. But it's all a good laugh. ...Hackenthorpe's not changed much then... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommo_ Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 Imagine being a blade Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 Neil's Reyt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsHall Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 Imagine if you're a father who gets it on with his prostitute daughter. Then, the family’s lives are turned inside out by the arrival of a strange guest who encourages mum, dad, son and daughter to satisfy their darkest needs. Necrophilia, murder, dismemberment, heroin and an.al rape are on the menu, all washed down with a barrel-load of milk squirted from mum's wildly lactating breasts. But it's all a good laugh. We're on our way back.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VictoryBell Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 Imagine if you're an ultraviolent, black-clad gunslinger called El Topo who avenges the slaughter of a small town’s inhabitants but are then injured in a face-off with four grandmasters of pistol-duelling. Years later you're rescued by mutant dwarves and set off to liberate your keepers from their underground hidey-hole. You stole my script idea! Never again will the stars shine as bright for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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