Salmonbones Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 I'm gay Did you fill the survey in though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyingOwl Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 Oh, you can do it again? I'm now a pregnant goat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salmonbones Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 I'm afraid this is what you get when you use a free system. No offence but I could quite easily modify an opensource PHP piece of software - freely available and the license allows modification, to create something like this but requires a customer number, i.e you have made a purchase at some point, and have it hosted on your own webspace. I have emailed Rotherham FC and suggested I could do this for a modest sum (I suggested £500, it would take me 2 hours work, which would also be fully branded to their club) I also gave an example where I have done this for another company (with their approval) I don't expect a reply! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Chow Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 I'm afraid this is what you get when you use a free system. No offence but I could quite easily modify an opensource PHP piece of software - freely available and the license allows modification, to create something like this but requires a customer number, i.e you have made a purchase at some point, and have it hosted on your own webspace. I have emailed Rotherham FC and suggested I could do this for a modest sum (I suggested £500, it would take me 2 hours work, which would also be fully branded to their club) I also gave an example where I have done this for another company (with their approval) I don't expect a reply! Iv just emailed them telling them I will do it for nothing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@owlstalk Posted May 15, 2016 Author Share Posted May 15, 2016 I just emailed em saying I'd pay them cash to let me do it Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwintOwl Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 I just e-mailed them saying I hate them and I hope they die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eaton_Swfc Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 I'm a 75 year old pregnant Rastafarian male undergoing gender reassignment to become a woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salmonbones Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 Iv just emailed them telling them I will do it for nothing I just emailed em saying I'd pay them cash to let me do it Both quality and both tongue in cheek replies, but this is where fans can come in handy. Fans have unique and widespread abilities. This kind of skill is not mainstream, but enough people have these skills to put them into use - lets say the club gives away a season ticket for 40 hours work in this area a year. That's nothing to the individual, but he gets at £500 ish cost off his hands. The club gets something that looks professional, is self hosted and well, is not open to abuse like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommo_ Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 I'm a 35-44 married, physically impaired, HIV+, bisexual, pregnant Irish traveller Buddhist transgender female Season ticket holder Help Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
horny owl Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 I'm a 35-44 married, physically impaired, HIV+, bisexual, pregnant Irish traveller Buddhist transgender female Season ticket holder Help Lucky sod you'll be able to get housed, fed for free and payed for life and get a parking spot directly outside the gym door with your blue badgeSorry you'll have to go to NY fish bowl to watch your footy though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seat172 Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 I'm A 16 year old bisexual springer spaniel...... Oh and a season ticket holder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eastleigh Owl Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 I am now a Chinese, 75 year old, transsexual, Bisexual Rotherham season ticket holder. i think you should have told them a pack of lies to be on the safe side, they could track you down now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1/10/1983 Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 I am a white, heterosexual, middle class married man aged 42 with a ten year old son.... ....by Rotherham standards I am a reyt weirdo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chriss Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 I am a white, heterosexual, middle class married man aged 42 with a ten year old son.... ....by Rotherham standards I am a reyt weirdo. Disgusting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Moore Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 I'm a 35-44 married, physically impaired, HIV+, bisexual, pregnant Irish traveller Buddhist transgender female Season ticket holder Help Worse than any of that, you've got a Rotherham season ticket, you great big freak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parkfieldowl14 Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 I'm a 75 year old single transsexual African elephant. Wouldn't have it any other way. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holmowl Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 75 year old gypsy Buddha pregnant tranny with a club foot Did I go home with you from the Limit in 1983. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IstillhateSteveBould Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 I'm a 75 year old lesbian Muslim crisp packet. I'd rather not disclose if I have a season ticket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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