pauli Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 TODAY’S OPPOSITES Last game of the season. Except it isn’t. There’s still games to come against MYSTERY OPPOSITES, but more about that next week. Anyway… Wolverhampton Wanderers are probobarbly the most successful professional Football Club in the world, having won the European Cup on no fewer than 127 occasions and the World Super Cup quite often. The 'Wolves' as they are wittily referred to by their millions of supporters worldwide, can be seen huffing and puffing and blowing the houses down of the opposition 0 - 0 at their magnificent ground the Molineux which is the finest stadium in Wolverhampton, with the possible exception of the Aldersley Leisure centre on the outskirts of the town. Molineux Stadium is situated on Waterloo Road and has four stands, three named after players who have become legendary at the club - Derek Dougan, Derek Dougan and Derek Dougan and one after a former director called Jack 'Big Leggy' Harris. The stadium has been graced by such footballing legends as Derek Dougan, Derek Dougan and Noddy Holder. Many supporters still yearn for the halcyon days of Derek Dougan, Derek Dougan and Noddy Holder but the current squad is as good as any of its predecessors and can boast many household names including Danny Batth and some others that I can’t remember the names of. Wolverhampton is also considered a leader in many other sports. The two hundred yard sprint is a particular favourite and local athletes have developed their own version, performing this event with a DVD player under each arm. There's also Susanne who was from Wolverhampton and she had a smashing bum. I saw it when she was just 19 after escorting her home from the Limit club, but that was a long time ago and you probabarbly wouldn't want to look at it now. THE SERIOUS BIT Venue: Molineux Stadium. Wolverhampton.Kick Off: Saturday the 7th of May at 15:00 Matchday Apparel: Away Shirt. Sun cream. No Mellotrons. Matchday Pub: For the next 16 Pint challenge, the Squire of Preston recommends another tip-top hostelry from his bulging contact list. According to t'Squire, "A lively ten minute skip from Molineux we have just the job for the travelling legions at the Moon under Water, a large music-free Wetherspoons close to the station serving a variety of cask ales including cask lagers. There aren't that many piiss-stained giro-ettes outside to give the location away but with its long Babylonian facade, on the high street, you can't miss it. With a simple menu the beer and burger combo is recommended as the landlady is reknowned for her hand-shandies and just loves to see you gulp it down then getting stuck into her famous big burger." The Moon Under Water can be found here: 53-55 Lichfield Street,Wolverhampton WV1 1EQ Probobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobarbly. Matchday Pie: Wolf and Mushroom. Matchday Song: Turn The Music Up by The Players Association… MATCHDAY FACTS Courtney Love is available for Wolves despite being disciplined for leaking on next season's kit and playing in an awful grunge rock band on the side. Mike Williamson (hip replacement), Michal Zyro, Jordan Graham and Nouha Wee Pipe o (shaving accidents) are all out for the season finale. Sheffield Wednesday will rest Sam Hutchinson, Fernando Forestieri, Gary Hooper, Keiren Westwood, Barry Bannan and Kieran Lee. Ross Wallace is suspended and Sam Hutchinson might sneak on to the pitch anyway, when Owls coach Carvalhal isn’t looking. Head to Head ▪ Wolves have lost just one of their last 12 home league games against the Owls, winning six (D5). ▪ The Owls won this fixture 4-1 earlier this season at Hillsborough - they haven't done the double over Wolves since the 1932-33 season. ▪ Should Wolves draw this game 0-0, they will become the first team in Football League history to draw five consecutive home games 0-0. ▪ Sheffield Wednesday have drawn 15 league games 0-0 since the start of last season, the most in the top four tiers. ▪ Sheffield Wednesday have won more points from behind than any other team in the league this season (17). ▪ Lucas Joao has scored more goals as a substitute than any other player this season in the Championship (5). My prediction: We will win 3 - 0 and finally get to see a last minute McGugan free kick from 35 yards, which will hit the bar, bounce off the goalies head and into the net. Ooooooooh! KING CARLOS’ WORDS OF WISDOM I am popping once more onto the Owlstalk and see that you are having a thread about me again. You are having the concerns about our play off games. I am not. There is no pressure, my team they do not feel the pressure. We are concentrating on the the outward game at the Wolfer and I will be there. To be certain. I am also a part of this Wednesday team. A team is not just the eleven men on the field, there is the bench also my staff and our massive fans. This is the team. We will go to the Wolfer and try for the three points, of this I am absolutely sure. Also, I am bringing the good news! I have now tried the famous pork pie of England. My new friend the Tony Mowbray did not send me one from his family bakery as he promised so I am going to the Marks and the Spencer myself to buy this delicacy. It is very delicious with the HP sauce, but not so much with the ketchup as recomemmended by the Lee Bullen. But I am told that the Scottish are putting the ketchup on everything. I have asked the club's doctors and nutritionists if the players can be having the small half time pork pie. We will be doing the test at the Wolfers this Saturday. See you there. MINTYNESS We are here to fight! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glynnb Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 Nice one Pauli what a player Dougan was tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Regulator Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 Fabulous. Anything to nil, just to beat that record. The team this season deserves it. UTO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyingOwl Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 Fantastic. However, it's a 12:30 kick off, not a 3pm kick off. 8/10 Could do better. UTO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Sl-OWL-ly Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 Nice one Pauli, another great informative thread.. Let's not forget they also like a bit of Bully (think that was Steve Bull, their eqivalent of our Sir David, just not as good)... I think we'll put out a slightly "reduced" team but we should still have enough.... C'mon WEDNESDAY ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pauli Posted May 6, 2016 Author Share Posted May 6, 2016 Fantastic. However, it's a 12:30 kick off, not a 3pm kick off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 Just back from a night out. Reyt thread even though I haven't read it yet. Anybody disagrees go fuckdisen. Wolves who are ya? Who gizzafuck. We'rein the play offs, you aren't Yer gonna get mullered by our 2nd stringers. Word up. 4-0 Wednesday (Lavery 2, Stobbs, McGugan) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owl.1867 Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 It'll be a sad state of where they are if our reserve team nick a win. On their forums they're on about how to build for promotion next year, but if their first team doesn't put our reserves away easily then they might want to try again with the predictions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 Ps - I love you Pauli, you can have my babies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesexynortherner Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 Brilliant as always! Setting the alarm to listen to it and predicting a 2-0 win to the MASSIVE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gazzatheowl Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 brilliant as always. not fussed about this game so 4-1 (eDDie, Jambler, pauli and studentowl for us. Bez OG for them) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest timrud Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 I fancy a 6-3 bonanza Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 I fancy a 6ft3 banana Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weshallovercome Posted May 7, 2016 Share Posted May 7, 2016 Another gem, you've had a great season, pauli..... take a bow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogers Posted May 7, 2016 Share Posted May 7, 2016 (edited) Will Melo play? I think we'll sneak a 1-0 hopefully. Would be nice to break the club record for clean sheets Edited May 7, 2016 by Rogers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nevthelodgemoorowl Posted May 7, 2016 Share Posted May 7, 2016 (edited) Hi Boys & Girls, What a week it's been. My agent has done his pieces regarding the time I've spent in Europe of late, he really upset me and called me some very nasty names. In part I sympathised but I really have got the Wednesday bug. Anyway to appease him I cancelled my trip to Scotland and headed back to dear old NYNY But only with the proviso that little old Tay Tay could be back for the play offs starting next Friday. So it's another ridiculous start time for me in the morning watching on the TV in my apartment. Understand Carlos resting the boys for the play offs but feel whoever plays will do their best to get a result. So, another great piece from Pauli, Apologies to Nev for missing Wolverhampton Big kisses to you both X X UTO WAWAW Love to you all and I'll be there on Friday BFN Tay Tay x x x Edited May 7, 2016 by nevthelodgemoorowl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roaminowl Posted May 7, 2016 Share Posted May 7, 2016 Sterling effort, once again Pauli. Fantastic commitment throughout the season. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nevthelodgemoorowl Posted May 7, 2016 Share Posted May 7, 2016 (edited) Pauli we have such a lot (little) in common, probably 6 or 7 years before Susanne. She used to come up to the Pent House on Wednesday nights we got on quite well and always managed a snog and fumble. She lived in Bilston and invited me down but I just couldn't handle it turning into anything more as her name was Ethel. How on earth do you introduce an Ethel to your mates PS off to bed now. PPS BTW the kick off is 1230 not 1500 Edited May 7, 2016 by nevthelodgemoorowl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest minsk owl Posted May 7, 2016 Share Posted May 7, 2016 Brilliant as always, ......... hip replacement, shaving accidents bit late on parade, 'cos i've been trawling the net trying to find out who Derek Dougan was ........ 1 - 3 Wednesday,...... time to step up Lewis lad, and smash 'em with all three Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronio Posted May 7, 2016 Share Posted May 7, 2016 Morning. Nice one Pauli. What a great season it has been. Hopefully our reserves will do them over. I'm sure plenty of players will be chomping at the bit to be involved in the playoffs. A 2-1 Wednesday win coming up. McGugan and Matias with the goals. TO VICTORY!! COME ON WEDNESDAY!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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