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He had fat legs that Ref last night...

I'm not saying all of 'em should look like a greek god....cos you need sense as well...I mean that Lino against Ipwsich looked like Charles Atlas...but I reckon Charles Atlas knew f.ook all about the offside rule as well...

but most refs look unfit...and then they have to keep up with such as FF...

I reckon he wasn't mithered with the time wasting cos it gave him time to get his breath back.

I remember being at Bournemouth away a few years ago...when we got the last minute equaliser....from a corner..

Pre match the ref was running around the pitch with the linos..It was like watchin' Hippos matin'

I don't mind a "paunch"...it sorta says...."I know what I'm doin', but i might be a bit late with getting there" ..sorta thingy...

 

but "FAT LEGS!!"...If your main occupation is runnin' about...you don't get fat legs...You might neglect yer Abs...but yer legs don't get fat

He had Fat legs....no excuse....

 

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Yeah

Stupid fat legged refs

They need amputating

Not so drastic...but they could use them hoop thingies they test mis shapen cricket balls for...Make the Ref stick his leg through a hoop...if it doesn';'t fit...f.ook him off...

Its not rocket science...and would add to the "Matchday experience"

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No short, fat legged, grey haired or balding ref has ever been any good. FACT.

Graham Salisbury is the perfect example, he's been terrible every time he's reffed us and he was probably born with grey hair and fat legs.

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No short, fat legged, grey haired or balding ref has ever been any good. FACT.

Graham Salisbury is the perfect example, he's been terrible every time he's reffed us and he was probably born with grey hair and fat legs.

 

that Italian bloke wi no hair were quite a good ref wont he...

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that Italian bloke wi no hair were quite a good ref wont he...

He wasn't short with fat legs though. It's the ones with all the traits who are guaranteed to be clueless.

I think it's the fact that they've been reffing for years but never been good enough to make it to the highest level which has made them bitter twisted and desperate for attention.

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I think refs are basically the kid who was last picked in PE at school or got put in the net for being turd, therefore having a chip on their shoulder with flair players. Paul Alcock was the perfect example

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