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Leroy's back
Tell a friend

Listen up Owls how are you?
Leroy's back and he's here to do
Crazy rhymes like Christian Vieri
That was just a cheap rhyme for Forestieri 

That Italian maestro, is leading the line

Down at Hillsborough, he's doing fine
Tricky little feet, plenty of goals 
And nowhere near as boring as Paul Scholes

See that ginger twonk is one of a new bunch
Of pundits that are, a proper dry lunch

Nothing to say, nothing of note
But what I'm saying now, feel free to quote

Leroy is launching his own attack
In the pundit game, he wants to get back

Claridge may come, god knows he'll try
But we all know that Leroy is super fly
 

See I've been so bored, with no F L S 
To supermarket openings I've had to say yes
Nothing to do with my Saturday nights
(Except sometimes I wear Mrs Rosenior's tights)

So I've been to South Yorkshire quite a bit
Cause I think Jack Hunt is really fit
And I have to say, I've been impressed
By the way that Carlos Carvalhal has been dressed

Arsenal were beaten, with aplomb 
To celebrate I dropped a beat not a bomb
League form is solid now, four wins on the trot
And guess how many goals we've scored? Quite a lot

The play-offs are the aim, can we dare to dream?
We have every right, to believe in this team
The Premier League beckons I'm telling you
But now I've got to leave cause I need a poo

Until next time Owls don't have nightmares
 

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Back again

Leroy's back

Tell a friend

Listen up Owls how are you?

Leroy's back and he's here to do

Crazy rhymes like Christian Vieri

That was just a cheap rhyme for Forestieri

That Italian maestro, is leading the line

Down at Hillsborough, he's doing fine

Tricky little feet, plenty of goals

And nowhere near as boring as Paul Scholes

See that ginger twonk is one of a new bunch

Of pundits that are, a proper dry lunch

Nothing to say, nothing of note

But what I'm saying now, feel free to quote

Leroy is launching his own attack

In the pundit game, he wants to get back

Claridge may come, god knows he'll try

But we all know that Leroy is super fly

See I've been so bored, with no F L S

To supermarket openings I've had to say yes

Nothing to do with my Saturday nights

(Except sometimes I wear Mrs Rosenior's tights)

So I've been to South Yorkshire quite a bit

Cause I think Jack Hunt is really fit

And I have to say, I've been impressed

By the way that Carlos Carvalhal has been dressed

Arsenal were beaten, with aplomb

To celebrate I dropped a beat not a bomb

League form is solid now, four wins on the trot

And guess how many goals we've scored? Quite a lot

The play-offs are the aim, can we dare to dream?

We have every right, to believe in this team

The Premier League beckons I'm telling you

But now I've got to leave cause I need a poo

Until next time Owls don't have nightmares

You're much better than that aspergers bloke!!!!

Italian parents but born in Argentina, therefore, debateable.

It's a dual baby!

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