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Edmund needs some of the drugs Murray used at that age*, beefed up good and proper and stopped cramping

 

Watson needs some Serena drugs, grand slam strength super drugs

 

Drugs all round

 

*dont actually think Murray or Serena are on drugs 

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When that draw came out, pretty sure Rafa would have gone "oh f@ck" , nightmare first round that, but you'd still expect him to come through.

 

Also strong wins for Konta and Murray

 

If Murray is 2 sets up in the final and his wife starts pooing out a baby, is he going to leave?

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When that draw came out, pretty sure Rafa would have gone "oh f@ck" , nightmare first round that, but you'd still expect him to come through.

Also strong wins for Konta and Murray

If Murray is 2 sets up in the final and his wife starts pooing out a baby, is he going to leave?

Or is it Nedals knees turning into biscuits on hard courts like that orthopaedic expert said they might ?
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When that draw came out, pretty sure Rafa would have gone "oh f@ck" , nightmare first round that, but you'd still expect him to come through.

 

Also strong wins for Konta and Murray

 

If Murray is 2 sets up in the final and his wife starts pooing out a baby, is he going to leave?

Seriously though, if he's just won the Semi and will be up against someone like Berdych in the final. Is he really gonna go home??

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Konta has obviously got her hands on some good drugs, Djokovic must have put her in touch with his guy

 

Seriously though, great win that, bit of a nail biter but the sort of match the British ( because she's so British ) players never usually come through

 

Winnable QF aswell if the occasion doesn't get to her

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It's genius really

 

Although she dealt with the LTA for a few years, was quite poor, now trains abroad and she's great, as did Murray and to a lesser extent, Heather Watson.

 

Want to be British and successful?, stay the f@ck away from the governing body of British tennis

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