LJH1867OWLS Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 We need to throw him off his game with some devastating news! No no, No no no no No no no no, No no Theirs no pies left! No no, No no no no No no no no, No no Theirs no pies left! No, no pies left Steve Evans you twát You gobbled them up Because your too fat Steve, Steve Evans you ate them all up You won't win the league! And you won't win the cup! *btw I'm fully aware that this is an awful attempt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markcurtains Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 ^ I thought it started quite well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
33 Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Yep, first two versus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
33 Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Stevie Evans, Stevie Evans... Ca-a-a-an you get a suit to fit... CA-A-AN YOU G-E-T A-A SUIT TO FIT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 RIP Colin's song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
33 Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 What's the tune to that one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdan2003 Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Stuart Watson â€@Stuart_Watson 10m10 minutes ago Mick McCarthy on Steve Evans: "He can talk can't he? He certainly gives his jaw some exercise... I don't know what else." #itfc #lufc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackSWFC Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 He's massive, you know His tracksuit is from Jacamo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
33 Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Like it. Or just simply... Tracksuit from Jacamo Tracksuit from Jacamo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Stuart Watson â€@Stuart_Watson 10m10 minutes ago Mick McCarthy on Steve Evans: "He can talk can't he? He certainly gives his jaw some exercise... I don't know what else." #itfc #lufc Sunderland fans used to call McCarthy Thick Mick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
33 Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Stevie Evans, Stevie Evans... You look like a tub of Lard YOU LO-O-OK LI-I-KE A-A TUB OF LARD...! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 i reckon he's the only person who hasn't seen his nob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
33 Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 I haven't seen his nob either, you great big bender Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lesbarbeux Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 I'm sorry, I find myself defending the indefensible here but Fatty Evans is not fit to lace Colin's boots. Colin is a hate figure because he hates us but deep down in places we don't like to talk about in the beer tent, most of us respect Colin's achievements, his loyalty to the Pigs, his honesty and his no bullshit approach. We might love to hate him but much as it pains us, we have a grudging respect. Steve Evans is none of those things. He is just a fat, eyeliner wearing, hair bleaching sleezy crooked fanny. Have to agree with this wholeheartedly....met him a few times when he was at Plymouth and I lived in South Devon, on one occasion I spent an hilarious evening enjoying Owls/Blunts banter with him and others. Dead straight guy with a wicked sense of humour who quietly does more than his fair share of charity work and a devoted family man to boot. Have to say, I actually quite like the bloke...........Fatso on the other hand, I can't see any redeeming features. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maidstoneowl Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Steve Evans is illegitimate He aint got no birth certificate He's so fat he can't see his own dik Big, fat, ugly bast@rd!!!! He deserves this as he hates us so much, although we don't give a sheet about the big burger munching loser, he demands his own hate song, the beetroot faced womble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maidstoneowl Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Have to agree with this wholeheartedly....met him a few times when he was at Plymouth and I lived in South Devon, on one occasion I spent an hilarious evening enjoying Owls/Blunts banter with him and others. Dead straight guy with a wicked sense of humour who quietly does more than his fair share of charity work and a devoted family man to boot. Have to say, I actually quite like the bloke...........Fatso on the other hand, I can't see any redeeming features. THIS! You could have a laugh with Colin if you met him in a Cornwall cafe. As for Evans, you'd not be able to get in the cafe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobTheDogTheOwl Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Just a reminder: All Things Bright And Beautiful All Creatures Great and Small All Things Wise and Wonderful Steve Evans ate them all glorious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simaniac Owl Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 We need to throw him off his game with some devastating news! No no, No no no no No no no no, No no Theirs no pies left! No no, No no no no No no no no, No no Theirs no pies left! No, no pies left Steve Evans you twát You gobbled them up Because your too fat Steve, Steve Evans you ate them all up You won't win the league! And you won't win the cup! *btw I'm fully aware that this is an awful attempt Made me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notts Owl Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 CHEER UP STEEEEVIE EVANS OH WHAT CAN IT BE YOUR A FAT SCOTTISH B A STARD WITH A S H I T FOOTBALL TEEEAM Nope this is a clear winner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 I haven't seen his nob either, you great big bender His wife sent a picture when she joined The Tablegazers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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