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AFC fans actually love the fact that everyone sings WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM. because it gives them recognition

NOOOO YOUR SCUMMY, EVERYBODY CANT STAND THE SIGHT OF YA  

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If Leeds didn't talk about attendances and crowd figures EVERY day, what would they talk about? Honestly I'm being serious, I've never seen or heard a discussion with a Leeds fan that doesn't end up being about attendances.

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I've done a quick timeline of Leeds United for you all:

Book of Genesis: God created Leeds, saw that it was sh*t, and had a few more goes. Sadly he couldn't get rid of Leeds so stuck it in West Yorkshire.

3.6 billion years ago: Single-celled organisms appear. They write 'Marching on Together'.

1 billion years ago: Multicellular life appears, which attend away games in great number.

150 years ago: The first birds appear. Leeds sh*g them all.

65 million years ago: Dinosaurs roam the earth, looking for bother with Leeds fans. Leeds fans chase off the dinosaurs after buying tickets in their end.

2,5 million years ago: Evolution of the first 'homo' species. Leeds fans beat them up for sounding gay.

250,000 years ago; Anatomically Modern Humans. Leeds fans stay as they were.

3500 BC: The wheel is invented, by Gordon Strachan. Leeds fans order them in batches of four to boost travel to away games

753 BC: Foundation of the Roman empire, by Marius Cellinus Conartistus.

0BC: Jesus is born. Leeds fans boo him.

33 AD: Jesus is crucified by Gary McAllister.

5th Century AD: Collapse of the Roman empire after invasion by Goths, left over from the Leeds Festival

600-1200 AD: The Dark Ages. A time of economic collapse and intellectual famine. Leeds fans more than comfortable.

1215 AD: The Magna Carta. Leeds fans refuse to acknowledge it as they don;t like Japanese animation.

15th Century AD: The Wars of the Roses. Leeds claim victory despite defeat and are officially Champions of England.

1642: The English Civil War. Leeds not invited due to inability to be civil.

1649: The Commonwealth. Leeds fans lose interest halfway through the word.

1837: Queen Victoria assumes the throne. Sir Arron of Cawley punches her in the face.

1872: First FA Cup Held. Won by Leeds United, as it has been every year since.

1888: First Football League Season. Won by Leeds United, as it has been every year since.

1889: Birth of Ken Bates, in a barn.

1890: Ken Bates appointed chairman of barn. Barn goes bust.

1919: Leeds City thrown out of football league for financial misdemeanour. Leeds United formed to continue their good work.

1920: Birth of Dave Hockaday, football genius.

1921: Birth of Colin Suggett

1922: Birth of Jimmy Savile. Civic parade is held. Under 16s free.

1923: Birth of Massimo Cellino, in a fraudulently obtained manger.

1924: Birth of Steve Evans.

1925: Birth of rest of Steve Evans.

£1926: Cost of first feed.of Steve Evans.

1969: Leeds actually win a thing.

1972: Leeds actually win a thing again.

1974: Leeds actually win a thing again.

1975: Leeds do not win anything. Except somehow they do. Unclear

1992: Leeds win a thing again. This is it for the winning. Seriously. Just four things ever.

1999; Leeds spend money they don't have and do quite well for a bit.

2001-Present Day: Leeds trolls itself.

2007: Leeds United are formed.

 

ha ha - quality !!

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If Leeds didn't talk about attendances and crowd figures EVERY day, what would they talk about? Honestly I'm being serious, I've never seen or heard a discussion with a Leeds fan that doesn't end up being about attendances.

:laugh:

Their MASSIVE rivalry with Man u obviously

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Guest SnookerOwl

Last season

Wednesday v Leeds (24,229 home fans)

Leeds v Wednesday (22,881 home fans)

 

This season

Leeds v Wednesday (21,284 home fans)

 

And they're a ONE club city.

 

Terrible fan base.

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And they're a ONE club city.

 

Terrible fan base.

One club city with Harrogate, Halifax, Wakefield, Pontefract, Castleford, Dewsbury etc in the area without any football clubs of note-and the city itself has a bigger population

 

Imagine if in our catchment area there was no United, Chesterfield, Rotherham, Barnsley, Donny. We'd be one of the biggest clubs in the country

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Now that you're pushing hard for promotion I'm expecting a crowd near to 30,000. Think last season you managed about 18,000 home supporters. Leeds won't sell out but we'll still treble what you brought to our place with similar prices. We were only given the top tier until a few days ago. With no general sale, a luxury you always have, our numbers will be less than normal. Enjoy the vids and think does anyone care about you ?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OJCCrU-3DAc

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tJYnpFvjoJM

 

 

 

 

This on is all about the famous Owlstalk photoshoppers work of the two L***s players colliding.  lol

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Leeds are just an amazing unique club.

They are probably the only club in the country that is still stuck in a time warp called the 1970's.

I love how this idiot is bragging about SW not been recognised as a "top firm" lol lol lol

Top firm lol

Seriously ??? Like football hooliganism is still rife. Like anyone cares that your Neanderthals have any revelance? Maybe leeds are now "top boys" because you are the only ones stuck in the past and no one else gives a flying...

Why don't you just go away and grow up

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