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Wow i always thought man utd were l**ds biggest rivals? absolutely deluded horrible smelly fans! evans+cellino or carvalhal+chansiri? enough said mind the gappppppppppppppppppppppp! WAWAW

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When we tonked Arsenal we had hundreds of people who support teams like Liverpool, Man U, Chelsea, Villa, Newcastle and even the Arenal fans stating that we are sorely missed in the Prem. I can tell you that you're suffering with what is called an inferiority complex. We have a bigger stadium, our highest average attendance is 42,520, yours is 39,000, our highest match day attendance was 73,841 yours was only 57,892, we have more league titles, we're an older club who have to go up against another team in the same City. Your city has a higher population and only one club yet your support is shocking. You're fans are so deluded that you seriously think Manchester Inoted consider you rivals. New flash, they don't. They don't even think about you, you're just crap underneath their boot. You have no true local rivalry so you have to make one up lol:tango:

We got 29,000 on Boxing Day, 35,000 against Arsenal, 38,500 in our last match when we got promoted from LEAGUE ONE, of which only 400 of those were away fans. We took over 40,000 to the Milenoum Stadium in 2003 League One off final. No no cares about Leeds lol

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weeds AFC what does the A stand for? administration ? to be fair its an easy get out just write off all your debts n start again, but then again there is no more leeds United just this new club.

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While most teams are concerned about winning games and being sucessful, Leeds are trying their best to convince everyone that they are a big club. I think the ironic thing is that even some of their own supporters dont believe it any more. Its more a case of them trying to convince themselves these days.

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I've done a quick timeline of Leeds United for you all:

Book of Genesis: God created Leeds, saw that it was sh*t, and had a few more goes. Sadly he couldn't get rid of Leeds so stuck it in West Yorkshire.

3.6 billion years ago: Single-celled organisms appear. They write 'Marching on Together'.

1 billion years ago: Multicellular life appears, which attend away games in great number.

150 years ago: The first birds appear. Leeds sh*g them all.

65 million years ago: Dinosaurs roam the earth, looking for bother with Leeds fans. Leeds fans chase off the dinosaurs after buying tickets in their end.

2,5 million years ago: Evolution of the first 'homo' species. Leeds fans beat them up for sounding gay.

250,000 years ago; Anatomically Modern Humans. Leeds fans stay as they were.

3500 BC: The wheel is invented, by Gordon Strachan. Leeds fans order them in batches of four to boost travel to away games

753 BC: Foundation of the Roman empire, by Marius Cellinus Conartistus.

0BC: Jesus is born. Leeds fans boo him.

33 AD: Jesus is crucified by Gary McAllister.

5th Century AD: Collapse of the Roman empire after invasion by Goths, left over from the Leeds Festival

600-1200 AD: The Dark Ages. A time of economic collapse and intellectual famine. Leeds fans more than comfortable.

1215 AD: The Magna Carta. Leeds fans refuse to acknowledge it as they don;t like Japanese animation.

15th Century AD: The Wars of the Roses. Leeds claim victory despite defeat and are officially Champions of England.

1642: The English Civil War. Leeds not invited due to inability to be civil.

1649: The Commonwealth. Leeds fans lose interest halfway through the word.

1837: Queen Victoria assumes the throne. Sir Arron of Cawley punches her in the face.

1872: First FA Cup Held. Won by Leeds United, as it has been every year since.

1888: First Football League Season. Won by Leeds United, as it has been every year since.

1889: Birth of Ken Bates, in a barn.

1890: Ken Bates appointed chairman of barn. Barn goes bust.

1919: Leeds City thrown out of football league for financial misdemeanour. Leeds United formed to continue their good work.

1920: Birth of Dave Hockaday, football genius.

1921: Birth of Colin Suggett

1922: Birth of Jimmy Savile. Civic parade is held. Under 16s free.

1923: Birth of Massimo Cellino, in a fraudulently obtained manger.

1924: Birth of Steve Evans.

1925: Birth of rest of Steve Evans.

£1926: Cost of first feed.of Steve Evans.

1969: Leeds actually win a thing.

1972: Leeds actually win a thing again.

1974: Leeds actually win a thing again.

1975: Leeds do not win anything. Except somehow they do. Unclear

1992: Leeds win a thing again. This is it for the winning. Seriously. Just four things ever.

1999; Leeds spend money they don't have and do quite well for a bit.

2001-Present Day: Leeds trolls itself.

2007 -Leeds United no longer

2007: Leeds United AFC are formed.

Recognition cups = 0 league = Titles 0 Reputation Nationally hated. 

tweaked  ;-)

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classic L**ds. Got absolutely nothing going for them apart from League 1 and having to sell all your players again. 

 

Will enjoy watching you suffer and getting relegated- not this year but you will go down slowly and painfully becoming worse and worse whilst you get to watch us get better and better. 

 

Coming on here because theres nothing going on at your own club apart from disaster.

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classic L**ds. Got absolutely nothing going for them apart from League 1 and having to sell all your players again. 

 

Will enjoy watching you suffer and getting relegated- not this year but you will go down slowly and painfully becoming worse and worse whilst you get to watch us get better and better. 

 

Coming on here because theres nothing going on at your own club apart from disaster.

that would be great to go out of the league, the shortest existence of a football club Leeds "1 team city" AFC  .

Where is just visiting im sure he is neutral?

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Now that you're pushing hard for promotion I'm expecting a crowd near to 30,000. Think last season you managed about 18,000 home supporters. Leeds won't sell out but we'll still treble what you brought to our place with similar prices. We were only given the top tier until a few days ago. With no general sale, a luxury you always have, our numbers will be less than normal. Enjoy the vids and think does anyone care about you ?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OJCCrU-3DAc

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tJYnpFvjoJM

Tramps

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