pauli Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 Now that the fat man has gone, the local council have decided to build the New York Safe Confinement (NYSC). This is a structure intended to contain the heavy gas deposits at Rotherham, South Yorkshire, part of which was destroyed by the Evans' Continuous Trumping disaster in 2014. The primary goal of the NYSC is to prevent the leaking of highly toxic trumps into the greater surrounding environment and the secondary goal is to prepare a safe demolition of the town centre. As part of the Shelter Implementation Plan funded by the government, the NYSC is designed to contain the poisonous remains of Rotherham United’s New York Stadium for the next 100 years. It is intended to replace the cladding which was hastily constructed by Chernobyl style “Liquidators†after a "beyond design-basis accident" the home dressing room and most of the stadium’s office space was destroyed beyond recognition on April 26, 2014. The word "confinement" is used here rather than the traditional "containment" to emphasize the difference between the preventative containment of radioactive gases that is the primary focus of a nuclear reactor's shielding and the post - disaster confinement of evil trumps that is the primary purpose of the structure in Rotherham. The NYSC will make the old cladding and remnants of the damaged stadium safe and environmentally secure. Completion of the project is scheduled for the end of 2017. The total cost of the Shelter Implementation Plan is estimated to be around £2 billion. IMPORTANT If that wasn’t enough, Rotherham have a gang of hoolies called Section 5. Mind you, they are getting on a bit these days. Here’s a before and after comparison between the notorious 80’s and today. Still, be careful tonight as there are now five of them. THE SERIOUS BIT Venue: The Chuckledome, RotherhamKick Off: Friday 23rd of October at 19:45 Matchday Apparel: HazMat suit. Matchday Drink: Beer. Matchday Pie: Take your pick. A selection of pies will be available for the first time in three years at Rotherham. Matchday Song: Liquidator by Harry J All Stars… MATCHDAY FACTS Joe Mattock (shoulder), Danny Ward (back) and Joe Newell (foot) have all returned to training having missed the last two games and will return to the fray. Neil Redfearn, who has taken one point from his first two games in charge of the Millers, is further boosted by the return of midfielder Richie Smallwood from suspension. That just leaves skipper Lee Frecklington (calf) in the treatment room, but Redfearn says he is expected to return to training on Monday. Wednesday will be without winger Modou Sogou after he was stretchered off during Tuesday night's goalless draw at QPR after dislocating his shoulder. Modou was one of seven changes made by head coach Carlos Carvalhal following last week's home draw against Hull and the Portuguese is expected to rotate his squad again. Centre-half Michael Turner (knee) missed out in midweek and remains sidelined, while defenders Liam Palmer, Glenn Loovens and Rhoys Wiggins, midfielders Jose Semedo and Lewis McGugan, plus striker Atdhe Nuhiu will all be hoping to retain their places.The Owls, ninth in the table, are bidding to extend their unbeaten league run to seven matches. Head to Head • Rotherham have won just three of their past 17 league matches against Wednesday, losing 11 of them. • Wednesday have won on three of their past four league visits to Rotherham (D1), scoring at least twice in each victory. • There were four goals in the last five minutes of this fixture last season as Wednesday won 3-2 at the New York Stadium. • The Millers are without a home league win against Wednesday since 1976, a run of nine games (D2 L7). • Rotherham have conceded a league-high 12 first-half goals this season. MINTYNESS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyingOwl Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 Nervous about this one. I know that we have everything in our locker to batter them. Really batter them. Our squad is superior in every way to their one. Not one of their players would even warm our bench! But anything can happen in a derby. And that's what scares me. Live on sky...I don't want to be embarrassed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spondon Owl Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 (edited) Being a nuclear safety engineer... I concur with the majority of your findings. Let's smash these paupers! Edited October 22, 2015 by Spondon Owl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mint Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 (edited) Really like the OP. Reckon we will smash Toytown out of sight. 0-5 . Edited October 22, 2015 by mint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest minsk owl Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 LOVE IT !!!!! Going for 1 -2 , with Dave to finish it off from the spot .................. and Maguire ( if he gets a game, or a bit of one ) , to be particularly quiet mouth and fingerwise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gazzatheowl Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 brilliant as always. Lets smash the fookers. 5-1 (Bannan, Loovens, Joao x2 and Mattock og). Hopefully a Massive win to take into the Arsenal game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Darkus Owlus Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 It's on sky? I've not seen a single advert for it. Oh well nice bonus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
33 Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 Best OMDT ever. Well done pauli...! Really happy with what is developing at our club and the media are twigging it too. Reckon we will soon be the doyens of the Championship. I can just feel the mintyness oozing out of us and filling football with the Old Lady's classical perfume. Time to give somebody a pasting and I reckon the Millers are on the menu. C'MON LADS...! UTO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronio Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 Evening all. Nice one Pauli. HazMat suit at the ready. Its about time we go on a goal scoring rampage. Things will start clicking together. I'm going for a 5-1 Wednesday win. Joao running riot with a hattrick, Lee and Lees the other scorers. COME ON WEDNESDAY!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronio Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 COME ON WEDNESDAY!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest minsk owl Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 COME ON WEDNESDAY!!! thats better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitechapel Owl Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 No fat man tomorrow. Gonna be strange not hearing his bitter and ridiculous comments after the game. 3-1 Wednesday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joondalup Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 Top form Pauli. 1-0 first minute winner; Morning Andover Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dw_sheffwed Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 You're not from New York City, you're from Rotherham 3-1 to owls Wallace lees and banana man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edmontonowl Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 That 5 man crew look no threat in their shirtless 'after' picture 2-1 Wednesday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalamunda Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 Top MDT Pauli. I agree with 33 it's time for a sacrificial lamb to the slaughter served up like a tray of burgers and a beer. It's Muller time Millers. 0 - 4 to the Owls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melbourne_Owl Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 Excited for this game!! Will be up early watching from Australia, think we'll win 3-0 or 3-1! Wallace, Forestieri and Joao to bag them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neal M Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 Was hoping to watch this with the NYC Owls, but I'll be at LaGuardia waiting for my flight home to Denver. Hopefully there's a sports bar near the United gates on the C concourse, but I'm not counting on it. I move a lot of concrete on the QVC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roscoe P. Coltrane Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 Top form Pauli. 1-0 first minute winner; Morning Andover Morning mate last minute would be better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roscoe P. Coltrane Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 Section 5 though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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