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Big table gazer here actually.

Tha's now on t'committee of the Table Gazers Club, we need fresh blood.

Don't forget to post the table after every game though.

Both myself and Steelowl have been slacking off recently, since the opening of the Table Dancers Club next door.

Was an easy mistake to make when we first stumbled in, our eyes aren't as good as they used to be, but we're now members of that too, after discovering that the beer was 10p a pint cheaper.

Just why the barmaid keeps dancing on the tables when we're playing cribbage, and taking her knickers off, is beyond me though.

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I don't agree with degrading women.

congrats Tas  was going to post it but you beat me

 

This is highly irregular and I may have to call a committee meeting   ours not DC's

 

Our director of fellow optimistic idiots  members  Trev will review your application and the customary dodgy pics these may need to be forwarded to our chairman owlsman  

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Not looking brilliant for the promoted teams as yet.

 

Still we are only 3 off the play offs, hope we get closer, we were tantalisingly close at times last season.

 

Hot news "there are 9 teams who have scored less than us"

Hope Sheffield United are paying attention.

Looks like a gulf is developing between the Championship and League 1 in the same way we have a gulf in class between the Premiership and Championship.

Or at least this is what me must make them believe. lol

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is that the smallest black ball?

I'm just Ched Evans' cousin according to Tas, what would I know?

All I will say is that you need a GSOH to be on the Table Gazers committee.

I'll let you, Trev, and Steveger decide then. After all, I was daft enough to put his name forward in the first place.

Still no pics of his girlfriend / wife / civil partner by the way

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I'm just Ched Evans' cousin according to Tas, what would I know?

All I will say is that you need a GSOH to be on the Table Gazers committee.

I'll let you, Trev, and Steveger decide then. After all, I was daft enough to put his name forward in the first place.

Still no pics of his girlfriend / wife / civil partner by the way

 

you not seen them either?   trev's negotiating with the sun I believe

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Looking tasty that table. I hope Brighton get beat next weekend as we don't want anyone running away with the league. 

 

As a positive we are 11th and we haven't even played well consistently yet.

 

If we can get some consistency and sort out the mistakes then we should be in with a chance of flirting with the playoff's at least. 

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Hope Sheffield United are paying attention.

Looks like a gulf is developing between the Championship and League 1 in the same way we have a gulf in class between the Premiership and Championship.

Or at least this is what me must make them believe. lol

 

They keep saying there team is more suited to Championship than league one.  :tango:

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