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Trouble ? They all mind readers ?

Your mums either winding you up or I call bull poo poo.

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I love it how everybody turns into Ticket Selling experts all of a sudden.

 

..unlike your Mom ;-)

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Stocksyuto

Which has been my best post then?

Gotta be the wheelchair comment/public apology thread Edited by stocksyuto

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I love it how everybody turns into Ticket Selling experts all of a sudden.

No.

 

Just basic common sense.

At least if you're going to troll swinton/Neil then make it interesting and somewhat believable. 

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Swinton wait til five minutes after kick off stand on your seat raise your arms and shout " wednrsday aggro wednesday aggro". Them mansfield fans will be having flashbacks and will be half way down leppings lane by the time you get to the second verse. You will be then sat on your own in the lepp with the north stand hoolies singing " swinton swinton give us a wave" and you will be a legend and that bird that dumped you will be all over you

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I give mum the money to buy this ticket. She works in Sheffield so She went down to the club shop about 10ish today. I don't even know how it's possible to get me in wrong end.

Its not, you're telling porkies again!

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Right! Sorry lads

I was watching Eastenders and was very bored so wanted to make something up! You've got me lad and ladies I just wanted to pull your legs. Just this Site has been dead recently so wanted some Swinton comedy.

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Swinton wait til five minutes after kick off stand on your seat raise your arms and shout " wednrsday aggro wednesday aggro". Them mansfield fans will be having flashbacks and will be half way down leppings lane by the time you get to the second verse. You will be then sat on your own in the lepp with the north stand hoolies singing " swinton swinton give us a wave" and you will be a legend and that bird that dumped you will be all over you

 

...this!!!...and if they come back she'll love looking after your bruised and battered and bloodied body ... enjoy .. lol

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Swinton wait til five minutes after kick off stand on your seat raise your arms and shout " wednrsday aggro wednesday aggro". Them mansfield fans will be having flashbacks and will be half way down leppings lane by the time you get to the second verse. You will be then sat on your own in the lepp with the north stand hoolies singing " swinton swinton give us a wave" and you will be a legend and that bird that dumped you will be all over you

lol

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Right! Sorry lads

I was watching Eastenders and was very bored so wanted to make something up! You've got me lad and ladies I just wanted to pull your legs. Just this Site has been dead recently so wanted some Swinton comedy.

wouldn't class it as comedy, it's terrible at the best lad

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Plonk is your brother? Couldn't he have got your ticket for you?

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You wife got the full weight off my bellend.

Why were you carrying a weight on your bellend?

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What is it with made up attention seeking threads lately.

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