pauli Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 TEN NINE EIGHT SEVEN SIX FIVE FOUR THREE TWO ONE Lift off as HMS PTL clears the tower! You didn't think we'd be going for this in some daft boat did you? The adventure begins today and the target is the Premier League. It will be a long hard battle. There might be tears on the way but there are going to be a lot of laughs too. WE ARE GOING UP! The Brazzle fans are bringing stickers. Stickers! Those feisty Wurzels will be putting them on everything. All Owls should turn up today equipped with one of those wallpaper scraper things. Don’t worry about the stewards, they are already informed and you will not be handed over to the police for trying to enter the ground with sharp, pointy things. We must not allow these mindless thugs to desecrate our glorious stadium. Remove the stickers as you find them. Place the remnants in the nearest bin. Recycle responsibly and be vigilant at all times. THE SERIOUS BIT Venue: Hillsborough Stadium, SheffieldKick Off: 15:00 GMT Matchday Apparel: Blue and White. Matchday Drink: Not cider. Matchday Pie: On special offer at just a pound a time. If you have the early bird ticket which also includes 1000 pints of Official Matchday Lager, you can get 4 pies at just 14p each. Matchday Song: Master Of The Universe by Hawkwind... TEAM NEWS Owls manager Carlos Carvalhal has made 11 summer signings and all of them will be in contention to make their debuts. But defender Claude Dielna (toe) and midfielder Filipe Melo (knee) are out. Bristol City's new signings Ryan Fredericks, Callum Robinson and French striker Jonathan Kodjia are likely to be included in the squad. Wing-back Mark Little (shoulder) and midfielder Scott Wagstaff (hamstring) will both face late fitness tests. MATCHDAY FACTS Head to Head We have played this lot loads of times. Here are the most recent ones that fitted on the screen of my laptop. I could have gone back to 1906 but can’t be bothered with fannying about in Photoshop… MINTYNESS Today, we have two Taylor Swift gifs. The first one is based on a magnificent photo of our beautiful stadium from fellow owlstalker, little_orme. Thank you, my friend. Fleeced, soundly beaten at football and ruined tractors for Brizzle. My prediction: 4-0 for us. aeroswfc to get the first six. Nuhiu to get the other seven. And a last minute, 40 yard banana shot from a McGugan free kick to crash against the bar with their keeper hopelessly beaten. Ooooooooohhhh! Moderator note: Bloody hell pauli you idiot! You can’t go launching huge rockets on the new pitch. Dad’s going to go mental when he sees that! Edited by attchan1867, 08 August 2015 - 00:01 AM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrgund Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 First Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southportdc Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 YAY FOOTBALL JUST AFTER THE CRICKET IS WON FOOTBALL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gingerknob1 Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 Great work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronio Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 Great work Pauli. Finally the season begins. At long last. Going for a 4-0 Wednesday win to send us top of the league (well for the weekend anyways) Westwood cleansheet. The first of many. Nuhiu, McGugan, Matias and Lopez the scorers. COME ON WEDNESDAY!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bathgate Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 BARMY ARMY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firebird1 Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 Well in Pauli, well this is it could be the start of the awakening, or we could be back here at 5 o'clock tomorrow kicking off , we will soon see. Going for 2:0 Wednesday Nuhiu and mcgugan to score 24764 attendance UTO WAWAW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nebneeb Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 C'mon you wizards. Gona be disappointed if Taylor doesn't make an appearance on the big tele screen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
33 Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 Best OMDT EVER...! I FOOOKIN LUV U pauli. I FOOOOKIN LOVE YOU LOADS...! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrgund Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 I have put £2.83 on Matias first scorer at 7/1 I think it was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest minsk owl Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 BRILLIANT PAULI !!...... ( can't be bothered with 1906 fannying about in Photoshop ) i'm going for a second half 2-0 , Lavery , and another screamer from McGugan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wath-owl Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 Come on Wednesday! Let's make it a season to remember! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitechapel Owl Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 Brilliant Pauli COME ON WEDNESDAY!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gazzatheowl Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 (edited) yes its back, football is back. 3 points and top of the league on goal difference. 5-1 Nuhiu x2, Hunt, Lopez and Bus. Edited August 7, 2015 by gazzatheowl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyingOwl Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 (edited) 'It's a new dawn...it's a new day...it's a new liiiiiiife....' It's finally here! Preseason means nothing. Whether we only drew with York or battered St Mirren 5-0, it doesn't matter now! It doesn't matter that we've ''only signed foreigners'' (which we haven't). Today we start the new era at this club. Today we begin the march to the Premier League. I'm going for 2-0 to the Owls. Hutchinson and Lucas. UTO! (Great OMDT Pauli) Edited August 7, 2015 by FlyingOwl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
33 Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 I have a touch on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Owl Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 Spaceships? Trevdi9 won't be happy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK-Owl Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 Cannot wait for 3pm 08/08/2015!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aeroswfc Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 COME ON WEDNESDAY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belfast owl lad Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 gotta love a bit of hawkwind for first game,as usual first class pauli! wednesday to win 2-0,nuhiu & mcgugan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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