daleblue Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 Bus, pint, train, pint, train, pint, bus, pint, North Stand, pint, North Stand, pint, bus, pint, train, pint, train, pint, bus, HOME, if I'm still standing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPRINGS Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 Gym (Not like Daveyboy but better) Browns in Tudor Square about 1pm (Beers) Sit in Peace Gardens in the Sunshine Dressed in top clobber Make sure there is no nonsense from Bristol Tram to Shakey (Beers) Match (Beers) Barracks on the way home (Beers) Town (Beer) wee wee off wife Put Grandkids to bed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plymstockowl Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 Leave Wellingborough at about 9 old Hillsborough Baths for a few and meet my bezzy mate North Stand few more then snore in the car back to Well rough ready to watch C5 and MOTD with a couple more beers. UTO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussieowl87 Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 Votes on the best Chippy within a walk of the ground? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam779 Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 0930 leave LE14 1045 arrive at parents 1115 leave parents 1200 drop Dad at pub and go park car 1215 meet Dad in pub 1400 walk to the ground via burger van 1430 go in the ground and let the good times roll 1900 get home and tell wife off if dinner isn't ready Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ever the pessimist Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 Votes on the best Chippy within a walk of the ground? 4 lanes behind the away end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesus Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 Sit in wakefield hotel room until 11 drive to hillsborough sit around for a couple of hours on my own like a sad tw@ go into ground and sit by myself like a sad tw@ watch game Drive home 130 miles on my own like a sad tw@ get home and wife will call me a sad tw@ sulk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK-Owl Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 Riverside is going to be my new regular for this season I reckon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYCOWL Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 I'm gonna wake up still drunk, blinking at a ceiling I don't recognise, turn over and see a fit topless bird who I also don't recognise, then I'll say 'friggin hell, not again' & jump out of bed & start collecting my clothes from the bedroom floor. I'll walk out on to a non descript suburban street doing the walk of shame in my dancing shoes & I'll then interrupt a game of street football between some local urchins in anoraks. A few of them will get nutmegged. Standard. The camera will then cut to me standing up on the tram getting a smile from foxy lass. I'll probably just be putting a *** behind my ear at this point. Looking cool but dishevelled. After that I'll pop in to the bookies & exchange brief pleasentries with a bloke who looks like Craig Cash or a similar northern character. He will have a definite air of hero worship for me about him. He'll probably ask I fancy a pint later & I'll be non committal. I'm cool remember. Then you'll see me walking down to the ground in a leather jacket. To a northern soul soundtrack. Maybe I'm on my way... When I get to the ground I'll walk around the blue track & get called back by a familiar sounding Portuguese voice, I'll turned round & see a face I'd not seen in the flesh for a while. 'Are you still playing son?' he'll ask. 'Me?' I'll say, 'I haven't played since schools football' He'll tell me I'm a liar. 'You're a liar, I saw you play 5 a side at The Aqua Marina hotel in Albufeira in 2009 for the Cosmos holiday reps team against Airtours, those Airtours boys thought they were the dogs danglers til you showed up' I'll squint & look in to the middle distance before exhaling loudly. 'That was a long time ago Carlos' 'Can you start on the bench for me today? See how it goes? I might not need you but...' I pause for thought, I wonder if I can resist but I never can, he always bloody convinces me & I fall for the Mediterranean charm. Again. Next thing I know I'm on the bench in Stevie Mays kit that's 3 times too small & stinks of Highland Toffee. Wednesday are 1-0 down in 69th minute & Big Dave pulls his hammy. 'Its time lad' says the portugeezer. I come off the bench & some how manage to fluke a hat trick with both feet & a diving header. All from our half. We win 3-1. After the game he asks me if I'll sign a contract. As he asks me I spy the girl from last night carrying some bin bags from the catering kiosk. 'I can't' I answer, 'I've got a date tonight' He'll tell me that doesn't make sense but I won't listen. I never do. The last you'll see of me is walking hand in hand with the bird with my knees muddy & socks rolled down in to the park. I actually lol'd at the highland toffee line. Tremendous work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woden Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 Railway at 1300, drink stones, on kop at 1450, comment that the pitch looks well, hope to be kept jumping to my feet on a regular basis because of our exciting football Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inspector Lestrade Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 Training course 9-4 so will try and get second half commentary on the way home! C'mon training day at the weekend?? Bugger that for a game of soldiers, get to match :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mkowl Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 The things you do to watch Wednesday Yesterday - have argument with the Mrs as away on holiday and i want to go to game Today - win battle but no doubt lose the war 4.15 - Drive from Southwold to Lowestoft 5.02 - train to Ipswich (bugger a week early 6.43 - on train to London Train to Leighton Buzzard Taxi home Drive to game Probably lose Drive home Spend night in dog house Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southernblues Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 0930 leave LE14 1045 arrive at parents 1115 leave parents 1200 drop Dad at pub and go park car 1215 meet Dad in pub 1400 walk to the ground via burger van 1430 go in the ground and let the good times roll 1900 get home and tell wife off if dinner isn't ready You are brave in company SamIn our house if I am late it is dinner in bin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lionel Fessi Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 I'm gonna wake up still drunk, blinking at a ceiling I don't recognise, turn over and see a fit topless bird who I also don't recognise, then I'll say 'friggin hell, not again' & jump out of bed & start collecting my clothes from the bedroom floor. I'll walk out on to a non descript suburban street doing the walk of shame in my dancing shoes & I'll then interrupt a game of street football between some local urchins in anoraks. A few of them will get nutmegged. Standard. The camera will then cut to me standing up on the tram getting a smile from foxy lass. I'll probably just be putting a *** behind my ear at this point. Looking cool but dishevelled. After that I'll pop in to the bookies & exchange brief pleasentries with a bloke who looks like Craig Cash or a similar northern character. He will have a definite air of hero worship for me about him. He'll probably ask I fancy a pint later & I'll be non committal. I'm cool remember. Then you'll see me walking down to the ground in a leather jacket. To a northern soul soundtrack. Maybe I'm on my way... When I get to the ground I'll walk around the blue track & get called back by a familiar sounding Portuguese voice, I'll turned round & see a face I'd not seen in the flesh for a while. 'Are you still playing son?' he'll ask. 'Me?' I'll say, 'I haven't played since schools football' He'll tell me I'm a liar. 'You're a liar, I saw you play 5 a side at The Aqua Marina hotel in Albufeira in 2009 for the Cosmos holiday reps team against Airtours, those Airtours boys thought they were the dogs danglers til you showed up' I'll squint & look in to the middle distance before exhaling loudly. 'That was a long time ago Carlos' 'Can you start on the bench for me today? See how it goes? I might not need you but...' I pause for thought, I wonder if I can resist but I never can, he always bloody convinces me & I fall for the Mediterranean charm. Again. Next thing I know I'm on the bench in Stevie Mays kit that's 3 times too small & stinks of Highland Toffee. Wednesday are 1-0 down in 69th minute & Big Dave pulls his hammy. 'Its time lad' says the portugeezer. I come off the bench & some how manage to fluke a hat trick with both feet & a diving header. All from our half. We win 3-1. After the game he asks me if I'll sign a contract. As he asks me I spy the girl from last night carrying some bin bags from the catering kiosk. 'I can't' I answer, 'I've got a date tonight' He'll tell me that doesn't make sense but I won't listen. I never do. The last you'll see of me is walking hand in hand with the bird with my knees muddy & socks rolled down in to the park. This is the best thing i have ever read. And i've read all the Potter books. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ever the pessimist Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 Set off from Oxford 7am, arrive Sheffield about 9-30, breakfast at Bragazzi's, meet a few mates in the Forum, then off to Kelham Island, park up, a few beers on the way to the ground. Watch the game from the North, then back to Kelham Island. A bit of food in the Milestone, then into town. Staying over, so might check out that new bar Picture House Social. Looking forward to it Excellent selection of eateries and hostelries in there. Good work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maddogbob Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 Crown before Match 1867 lounge and/or rawson after Town Casino Gutter Ba is officially my hero, I hope one day to be like him Me: Get up Go to work Make 60 pairs of glasses Listen to the footie Go out and get blasted after work in retford. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daleblue Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 I'm gonna wake up still drunk, blinking at a ceiling I don't recognise, turn over and see a fit topless bird who I also don't recognise, then I'll say 'friggin hell, not again' & jump out of bed & start collecting my clothes from the bedroom floor. I'll walk out on to a non descript suburban street doing the walk of shame in my dancing shoes & I'll then interrupt a game of street football between some local urchins in anoraks. A few of them will get nutmegged. Standard. The camera will then cut to me standing up on the tram getting a smile from foxy lass. I'll probably just be putting a *** behind my ear at this point. Looking cool but dishevelled. After that I'll pop in to the bookies & exchange brief pleasentries with a bloke who looks like Craig Cash or a similar northern character. He will have a definite air of hero worship for me about him. He'll probably ask I fancy a pint later & I'll be non committal. I'm cool remember. Then you'll see me walking down to the ground in a leather jacket. To a northern soul soundtrack. Maybe I'm on my way... When I get to the ground I'll walk around the blue track & get called back by a familiar sounding Portuguese voice, I'll turned round & see a face I'd not seen in the flesh for a while. 'Are you still playing son?' he'll ask. 'Me?' I'll say, 'I haven't played since schools football' He'll tell me I'm a liar. 'You're a liar, I saw you play 5 a side at The Aqua Marina hotel in Albufeira in 2009 for the Cosmos holiday reps team against Airtours, those Airtours boys thought they were the dogs danglers til you showed up' I'll squint & look in to the middle distance before exhaling loudly. 'That was a long time ago Carlos' 'Can you start on the bench for me today? See how it goes? I might not need you but...' I pause for thought, I wonder if I can resist but I never can, he always bloody convinces me & I fall for the Mediterranean charm. Again. Next thing I know I'm on the bench in Stevie Mays kit that's 3 times too small & stinks of Highland Toffee. Wednesday are 1-0 down in 69th minute & Big Dave pulls his hammy. 'Its time lad' says the portugeezer. I come off the bench & some how manage to fluke a hat trick with both feet & a diving header. All from our half. We win 3-1. After the game he asks me if I'll sign a contract. As he asks me I spy the girl from last night carrying some bin bags from the catering kiosk. 'I can't' I answer, 'I've got a date tonight' He'll tell me that doesn't make sense but I won't listen. I never do. The last you'll see of me is walking hand in hand with the bird with my knees muddy & socks rolled down in to the park. My mom works in the catering kiosk, do you know her as well? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WESTENDOWL Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 Up at six searching online for an English tutor to explain the difference between were and where Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam779 Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 You are brave in company Sam In our house if I am late it is dinner in bin All bravado. I'll probably get home, say sorry for working away all week and then spending all day at the footy. I'll ask her if she still loves me. Probably grovel a bit. Go upstairs to get changed, look out the window and see the milkman climbing over the back fence. Collapse into the foetal position and weep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moralturpitude Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 It's gonna stink in ground tomorrow seeing as there's only Owl in Manc having a wesh int morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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