dorian gray Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Didn't realise this thread was part of the election campaign. it's always election time where THEY are... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gazzaswfc Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Mr meadows & the green team leader Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark.flem Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Any Leeds fan or player Jeremy Clarkson Liam & Noel Gallagher Amir Kahn John Terry Jose Mourinho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PolarNigel Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 I've had many pleasant hours on US sites making them boil with rage by quoting proper statistics that prove the point. Deep joy. You wanna get out more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PolarNigel Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 the green team leader lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonesy87shef Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 That stupid bit*h that used to sit behind the goal at Arsenal. Used to scream every time the ball went near the net. Just ruined any game. If I was David Seamen at the time I would have slapped her upside her head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alanharper Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Whoever devises the half time "entertainment" at Hillsborough, currently comprising getting people who don't appear to have ever kicked a football before to try and kick it into a bin, and some dancers who seemingly do the exact same routine every time. I was at Leicester once when they had a bunch of students throwing frisbees and it was more entertaining than this. Those soldiers kicking the crap out of each other that we had once was brilliant, get them back. And Twin, obviously. Actually just have Twin kicking the crap out of each other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anglers owl Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 nearly certain this yoooth moved abroad and changed his name to Nuhiu, think he had a son but not sure where he is now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuthaMucker Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Crab Stick then.this made me chuckle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuthaMucker Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 The stewards at Ipswich that kicked me and my mate out the other week for 'persistent standing' even though there was about 800 of us doing it And the first season back up, Bolton away me and my mate went on the train. First time Id been to Bolton so I didn't know if we had to go to Bolton or Horwich Parkway. So I asked the bloke in Doncaster train station and he said Bolton. We both ended up getting a £100 fine for having the wrong ticket. Didn't pay mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamnich Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 There was this ginner kid who used to have a season ticket infront of me in the 90s. He used to eat a Beef and tomato pot noodle every game and used to slurp the dregs. I'd like to push it in his face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adelphi1867 Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Jeremy Clarkson = Closet Nazi. Looks down his nose at every one he thinks is working class. If I could have one wish granted, it would be to to spend an entire day jumping on his big, oafish, buffoon head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owls24 Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 Steward at Forest who wouldn't let me go and stand with me mate in the first half cos our tickets weren't together even though no one was stood at their seat and there was clearly space. Thankfully he decided he had something better to do in the second half and I got up to me mate, and surprise surprise there was no space issue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musn't Grumble Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 Keith Macklin. Commentator and Leeds United apologist who was so in awe of Don Revie's spawn he would frequently (just about) wee himself and fill his nappy whilst whilst spouting drivel down the mic. I seem to recall one typical piece of commentary where Johnny Giles had turned on the proverbial tanner and pinged an inch-perfect 50 yard pass into the stands with one bounce. Macklin's take on it went something like "Oh what a magnificent pass from the midfield general.... it's just a shame that there was no one on the other end to receive it". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViolaOwls Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 rio ferdinand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAL Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 rio ferdinand Good shout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pickledegghiderman Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 (edited) rio ferdinandThis X 1000. If I never again have to see his big daft jaw swinging around whilst telling the world he's just built a recording studio in his house and that he's releasing a gangster rap album. Also that program he did where he went round "merking " people. A full weight winker of the highist order Edited April 2, 2015 by pickledegghiderman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dukeries Owl Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 Jimmy Carr is the indisputably the world's number one total bellend, narrowly beating off stiff competition from MC Hammer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
butchpt6 Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 Peter Beagrie The guy with the drum at hillsborough Peter Beagrie John Terry Peter Beagrie Ashley Cole Peter Beagrie A Sheff Utd fan called 'stonewall' who claimed when United got promoted to prem guaranteed me they'd be in the champions league in 3 years, when they got 'unfairly' relegated he revised to 5 years. When they went down to League 1 he has continued to cite their Cup exploits as why they are a bigger club than Wednesday And Peter Beagrie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Wednesday Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 Anyone I have to stand up to allow them to leave in the last couple of minutes of the game. Particularly if there's still only one goal in it. I'd like to go around their house and turn off their TV just before the film they're watching ends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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