Whitechapel Owl Posted December 2, 2014 Author Share Posted December 2, 2014 These are great, thanks for all the suggestions so far especially Last Great Hope who has done loads of good ones. Advance to go "The Transfer window opens, advance to go" Advance to go Collect 10 - “You have won second prize in a beauty drinking contest. Collect £10.†Collect 10 from each player Collect 100 - "Your client replaces Joe Hart as face of head and shoulders - collect 100" Collect 100 - "You secure a contract for Wim Jonk that gives an appearance bonus for matches missed through injury. Collect 100" Collect 100 Collect 150 Collect 20 Collect 200 - "Bung handed over in brown paper bag - collect £200" Collect 200 - "Negotiate a clients contract with P Ridsdale - collect 200 in extra commission" Collect 200 Collect 200 Collect 50 - "Luis Suarez bites your player, collect £50 from selling photos of the bite" Collect 50 - "H Redknapp describes your client as "Triffic" from his car on deadline day - collect 50" Get out of jail free - "You employ Arry's solicitor - Get out of jail free" Get out of jail free Go back 3 spaces - "You only negotiated a 5% bonus - Go back 3 spaces" Go to jail – "You and a client goes on night out with G Madine – Go to jail" Go to jail Pay 10 "Your cousin tells you he can bribe a player to pick up a yellow card. Pay 25 to take part " Pay 100 - Pay 150 - "You are sued by Sheffield United for no reason, pay £150" Pay 15 - "Your client is not George Weah's cousin, pay £15" Pay 20 - “John Terry caught sleeping with your Wife, Pay £100 divorce legal fees†Pay 25 - "Your client is prematurely balding, pay £25 for new hair plugs" Pay 25 per house & 100 per hotel Pay 40 per house & 115 per hotel - "The property deal you advised your client on is actually a scam - Pay 40 per house & 115 per hotel" Pay 50 - "Your Mrs caught you cheating, pay £200 for a holiday" Pay 50 - "Your client uses racist language in tweet - pay 50" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronio Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 I think you got a cracking idea going on here. I would deffo play it, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last_Great_Hope Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 Your client releases a Hip Hop record - collect 100. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitechapel Owl Posted December 2, 2014 Author Share Posted December 2, 2014 Love it! When can I buy one?? Presumably the house/hotel thing doesn't work if you replace land/streets with players. How about the idea of being able to tie your players down to long term contracts with you once you have the group/set (1 house becomes a 1 yr contract). An opponent landing on one of your players pays compo for "tapping up" your player (longer the contract, the higher the compo). Same mechanic, different story. Get on Dragon's Den lad :) Thanks for the kind words. Yeah similar to what you suggested really, for the houses I am considering replacing them with contracts, maybe small plastic scrolls if I can find any maybe Lego or Playmobil do them. For the hotel it might have to be a golden or a big contract. I like the tapping up thing. I am only making one copy for myself as I'd be infringing on dozens of copyright laws if I was to sell it, not just the game makers but also all the photos I've used.. The whole thing is getting out of hand to be honest, I've got to get the board printed and then attach it to an existing Monopoly board (so that it fits nicely in the box), then I've got to make all the cards not just Chance and Community Chest but also all the property cards as well. Should be great when its done though. Will post some photos on here when its completed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronio Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 Your client crashes his Ferrari which is set on fire - pay 100. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sinner Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 Go to jail - HMRC clamp down on your tax avoidance plan. Advance to go - sign Anelka as a client Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last_Great_Hope Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 Advance to go - your client makes his first International appearance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dukeries Owl Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 Your new signing who has played for your biggest rivals goes off injured 22 minutes into his debut. Pay £40 Goodness O'Gradyness me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fish Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 Your client needs a super injunction to stop sleaze story being published. Pay 100 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
***HIRSTY*** Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 You accidently buy Peter Beardsley's image rights, pay £100 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nevthelodgemoorowl Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 You need to have .... Houses:- substitute with stadiums. Hotels;- Super Stadiums Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest kingscross2hirst Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 You advise your player to force a transfer- collect £100 You tell a journalist several clubs are targeting your player - collect £50 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chairboy Dan Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 (edited) "Your uncle gets a top job at FIFA - Get out of jail free." Edited December 3, 2014 by Chairboy Dan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chairboy Dan Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 "You're caught supplying your client with clean wee wee - Go to jail." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiss Toni Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 In the original version you get assessed for street repairs dependent on the number of houses or hotels. How about being assessed for tax avoidance in this version? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steelowl Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 you advise your client: worthington, to rule himself out of the sheff wed job, to get an improved contract Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest kingscross2hirst Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 Your star foreign player says the local woman are all fat and ugly (Barnsley) and demands a transfer -collect £100 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 Can you do a Wednesday only version with Hirsty as Mayfair and Nuhiu as Old Kent Road.....or Clarke....no make it O'Grady......Olsen.....David Johnson (the one who went to hartlepool)...Woods..in fact don't do it, I've got depressed just thinking about that first strip!! Starting at Mayfair and working back might be a better option Hirst Waddle Nilsson Walker Smith Hodge Westwood Springett Atkinson Charlton Francis etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wednesdaywizard Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 Pizza Hut ask you to do an advert with a paper bag on your head after you missed a penalty - collect. Your supermodel girlfriend is asked to take part in Big Brother - collect. You accidentally refer to Marcel Desailly as a "Big N******" whilst co-commentating on ITV - Pay 100 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr. benway Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 Would it not make sense to make "go to jail" into something like "collect red card" with jail becoming "serve ban" or something like that? Frighteningly naive misunderstanding of the modern game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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