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Football Agent Monopoly - Help Needed

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These are great, thanks for all the suggestions so far especially Last Great Hope who has done loads of good ones.


 


Advance to go "The Transfer window opens, advance to go"


Advance to go


Collect 10 - â€œYou have won second prize in a beauty drinking contest. Collect £10.”


Collect 10 from each player


Collect 100 - "Your client replaces Joe Hart as face of head and shoulders - collect 100"


Collect 100 - "You secure a contract for Wim Jonk that gives an appearance bonus for matches missed through injury. Collect 100"


Collect 100


Collect 150


Collect 20


Collect 200 - "Bung handed over in brown paper bag - collect £200"


Collect 200 - "Negotiate a clients contract with P Ridsdale - collect 200 in extra commission"


Collect 200


Collect 200


Collect 50 - "Luis Suarez bites your player, collect £50 from selling photos of the bite"


Collect 50 - "H Redknapp describes your client as "Triffic" from his car on deadline day - collect 50"


Get out of jail free - "You employ Arry's solicitor - Get out of jail free"


Get out of jail free


Go back 3 spaces - "You only negotiated a 5% bonus - Go back 3 spaces"


Go to jail – "You and a client goes on night out with G Madine – Go to jail" 


Go to jail


Pay 10 "Your cousin tells you he can bribe a player to pick up a yellow card. Pay 25 to take part "


Pay 100 -


Pay 150 - "You are sued by Sheffield United for no reason, pay £150"


Pay 15 - "Your client is not George Weah's cousin, pay £15"


Pay 20 - â€œJohn Terry caught sleeping with your Wife, Pay £100 divorce legal fees”


Pay 25 - "Your client is prematurely balding, pay £25 for new hair plugs"


Pay 25 per house & 100 per hotel


Pay 40 per house & 115 per hotel - "The property deal you advised your client on is actually a scam - Pay 40 per house & 115 per hotel" 


Pay 50 - "Your Mrs caught you cheating, pay £200 for a holiday"


Pay 50 - "Your client uses racist language in tweet - pay 50"


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I think you got a cracking idea going on here.

 

I would deffo play it, 

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Love it! When can I buy one??

 

Presumably the house/hotel thing doesn't work if you replace land/streets with players.  How about the idea of being able to tie your players down to long term contracts with you once you have the group/set (1 house becomes a 1 yr contract).  An opponent landing on one of your players pays compo for "tapping up" your player (longer the contract, the higher the compo).  Same mechanic, different story.

 

Get on Dragon's Den lad :)

 

Thanks for the kind words.

 

Yeah similar to what you suggested really, for the houses I am considering replacing them with contracts, maybe small plastic scrolls if I can find any maybe Lego or Playmobil do them. For the hotel it might have to be a golden or a big contract. I like the tapping up thing.

 

I am only making one copy for myself as I'd be infringing on dozens of copyright laws if I was to sell it, not just the game makers but also all the photos I've used.. The whole thing is getting out of hand to be honest, I've got to get the board printed and then attach it to an existing Monopoly board (so that it fits nicely in the box), then I've got to make all the cards not just Chance and Community Chest but also all the property cards as well. 

 

Should be great when its done though. Will post some photos on here when its completed.

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Your client crashes his Ferrari which is set on fire - pay 100.

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Go to jail - HMRC clamp down on your tax avoidance plan.

Advance to go - sign Anelka as a client

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Your new signing who has played for your biggest rivals goes off injured 22 minutes into his debut. Pay £40

 

Goodness O'Gradyness me  lol

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Your client needs a super injunction to stop sleaze story being published. Pay 100

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You need to have ....

 

Houses:- substitute with stadiums.

 

Hotels;- Super Stadiums

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You advise your player to force a transfer- collect £100

You tell a journalist several clubs are targeting your player - collect £50

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"Your uncle gets a top job at FIFA - Get out of jail free."

Edited by Chairboy Dan
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"You're caught supplying your client with clean wee wee - Go to jail."

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In the original version you get assessed for street repairs dependent on the number of houses or hotels.

How about being assessed for tax avoidance in this version?

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you advise your client: worthington, to rule himself out of the sheff wed job, to get an improved contract

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Can you do a Wednesday only version with Hirsty as Mayfair and Nuhiu as Old Kent Road.....or Clarke....no make it O'Grady......Olsen.....David Johnson (the one who went to hartlepool)...Woods..in fact don't do it, I've got depressed just thinking about that first strip!!

 

Starting at Mayfair and working back might be a better option

 

Hirst

Waddle

 

Nilsson

Walker

Smith

 

Hodge

Westwood

Springett

 

Atkinson

Charlton

Francis

 

etc

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Pizza Hut ask you to do an advert with a paper bag on your head after you missed a penalty - collect.

 

Your supermodel girlfriend is asked to take part in Big Brother - collect.

 

You accidentally refer to Marcel Desailly as a "Big N******" whilst co-commentating on ITV - Pay 100

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Would it not make sense to make "go to jail" into something like "collect red card" with jail becoming "serve ban" or something like that?

 

Frighteningly naive misunderstanding of the modern game

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