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Whitechapel Owl, December 2, 2014 in
SHEFFIELD WEDNESDAY MATCHDAY
John Terry caught sleeping with your Wife, Pay Â£100 divorce legal fees
"Client goes on night out with G Madine - pay 100 in bail money"
hahaha that's definitely going in.
"Negotiate separate image rights for client - collect 100"
"Teenage client described as"Wonderkid" in FM2015 - collect 50"
Snort coke of a high class hookers naked breasts - pay 150
Why isn't Nuhiu Mayfair?
your loan deal to sheff wed didn't come off because:
a) Your agent asked for a rider of too much slimfast -move back 3 spaces
b) You failed the medical due to piles - pay Â£5 for tube of cream
You have won second prize in a beauty drinking contest. Collect Â£10.
great stuff keep em coming...
Advance to go
Collect 10 - â€œYou have won second prize in a beauty drinking contest. Collect Â£10.â€
Collect 10 from each player
Collect 100 - "Your client replaces Joe Hart as face of head and shoulders - collect 100"
Collect 200 - "Bung handed over in brown paper bag - collect Â£200"
Collect 200 - "Negotiate a clients contract with P Ridsdale - collect 200 in extra commission"
Get out of jail free - "You employ Arry's solicitor - Get out of jail free"
Get out of jail free
Go back 3 spaces - "You only negotiated a 5% bonus - Go back 3 spaces"
Go to jail â€“ "You and a client goes on night out with G Madine â€“ Go to jail"
Go to jail
Pay 10 "Your cousin tells you he can bribe a player to pick up a yellow card. Pay 25 to take part "
Pay 100 -
Pay 150 - "You are sued by Sheffield United for no reason, pay Â£150"
Pay 15 - "Your client is not George Weah's cousin, pay Â£15"
Pay 20 - â€œJohn Terry caught sleeping with your Wife, Pay Â£100 divorce legal feesâ€
Pay 25 - "Your client is prematurely balding, pay Â£25 for new hair plugs"
Pay 25 per house & 100 per hotel
Pay 40 per house & 115 per hotel - "The property deal you advised your client on is actually a scam - Pay 40 per house & 115 per hotel"
Pay 50 - "Your Mrs caught you cheating, pay Â£200 for a holiday"
Pay 50 - "Your client uses racist language in tweet - pay 50"
Your shirt sponsor doesn't pay up - lose Â£100
"Book some Hookers for a clients birthday - pay 100"
"You have dirt to blackmail the Head of the FA with - Get out of jail free"
Your client signs for Man Citeh to fester in their reserves and never actually have to play football while drawing a huge salary - collect Â£200
Advance to Pele
Go to Rotherham United - Go directly to Rotherham United - Do not pass GO - Do not collect a signing on fee.
You agree to a pay as you play contract for your client, Sam Hutchison. Pay 100
and the opposite,
You secure a contract for wim jonk that gives an appearance bonus for matches missed through injury. Collect 100
Your company deploys you to conduct Sheffield Wednesday's transfer deadline activity. Game over.
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