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John Terry caught sleeping with your Wife, Pay £100 divorce legal fees

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"Negotiate separate image rights for client - collect 100"

"Teenage client described as"Wonderkid" in FM2015 - collect 50"

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Snort coke of a high class hookers naked breasts - pay 150

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your loan deal to sheff wed didn't come off because:

 

a) Your agent asked for a rider of too much slimfast  -move back 3 spaces

 

b) You failed the medical due to piles - pay £5 for tube of cream  

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great stuff keep em coming...

 

Advance to go

Advance to go

Collect 10 - “You have won second prize in a beauty drinking contest. Collect £10.”

Collect 10 from each player

Collect 100 - "Your client replaces Joe Hart as face of head and shoulders - collect 100"

Collect 100

Collect 100

Collect 150

Collect 20

Collect 200 - "Bung handed over in brown paper bag - collect £200"

Collect 200 - "Negotiate a clients contract with P Ridsdale - collect 200 in extra commission" 

Collect 200

Collect 200

Collect 50

Collect 50

Get out of jail free - "You employ Arry's solicitor - Get out of jail free"

Get out of jail free

Go back 3 spaces - "You only negotiated a 5% bonus - Go back 3 spaces"

Go to jail – "You and a client goes on night out with G Madine – Go to jail" 

Go to jail

Pay 10 "Your cousin tells you he can bribe a player to pick up a yellow card. Pay 25 to take part "

Pay 100 -

Pay 150 - "You are sued by Sheffield United for no reason, pay £150"

Pay 15 - "Your client is not George Weah's cousin, pay £15"

Pay 20 - “John Terry caught sleeping with your Wife, Pay £100 divorce legal fees”

Pay 25 - "Your client is prematurely balding, pay £25 for new hair plugs"

Pay 25 per house & 100 per hotel

Pay 40 per house & 115 per hotel - "The property deal you advised your client on is actually a scam - Pay 40 per house & 115 per hotel" 

Pay 50 - "Your Mrs caught you cheating, pay £200 for a holiday"

Pay 50 - "Your client uses racist language in tweet - pay 50"

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Your client signs for Man Citeh to fester in their reserves and never actually have to play football while drawing a huge salary - collect £200

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Advance to Pele

 

or/

 

Go to Rotherham United - Go directly to Rotherham United - Do not pass GO - Do not collect a signing on fee.

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You agree to a pay as you play contract for your client, Sam Hutchison. Pay 100

and the opposite,

You secure a contract for wim jonk that gives an appearance bonus for matches missed through injury. Collect 100

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