Whitechapel Owl Posted December 2, 2014 Author Share Posted December 2, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
consilio Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 John Terry caught sleeping with your Wife, Pay £100 divorce legal fees Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last_Great_Hope Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 "Client goes on night out with G Madine - pay 100 in bail money" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitechapel Owl Posted December 2, 2014 Author Share Posted December 2, 2014 "Client goes on night out with G Madine - pay 100 in bail money" hahaha that's definitely going in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last_Great_Hope Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 "Negotiate separate image rights for client - collect 100" "Teenage client described as"Wonderkid" in FM2015 - collect 50" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigrbuk Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 Snort coke of a high class hookers naked breasts - pay 150 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitechapel Owl Posted December 2, 2014 Author Share Posted December 2, 2014 Snort coke of a high class hookers naked breasts - pay 150 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 Why isn't Nuhiu Mayfair? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitechapel Owl Posted December 2, 2014 Author Share Posted December 2, 2014 Why isn't Nuhiu Mayfair? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steelowl Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 your loan deal to sheff wed didn't come off because: a) Your agent asked for a rider of too much slimfast -move back 3 spaces b) You failed the medical due to piles - pay £5 for tube of cream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew_Owl Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 Brilliant quality Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musn't Grumble Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 You have won second prize in a beauty drinking contest. Collect £10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitechapel Owl Posted December 2, 2014 Author Share Posted December 2, 2014 great stuff keep em coming... Advance to go Advance to go Collect 10 - “You have won second prize in a beauty drinking contest. Collect £10.†Collect 10 from each player Collect 100 - "Your client replaces Joe Hart as face of head and shoulders - collect 100" Collect 100 Collect 100 Collect 150 Collect 20 Collect 200 - "Bung handed over in brown paper bag - collect £200" Collect 200 - "Negotiate a clients contract with P Ridsdale - collect 200 in extra commission" Collect 200 Collect 200 Collect 50 Collect 50 Get out of jail free - "You employ Arry's solicitor - Get out of jail free" Get out of jail free Go back 3 spaces - "You only negotiated a 5% bonus - Go back 3 spaces" Go to jail – "You and a client goes on night out with G Madine – Go to jail" Go to jail Pay 10 "Your cousin tells you he can bribe a player to pick up a yellow card. Pay 25 to take part " Pay 100 - Pay 150 - "You are sued by Sheffield United for no reason, pay £150" Pay 15 - "Your client is not George Weah's cousin, pay £15" Pay 20 - “John Terry caught sleeping with your Wife, Pay £100 divorce legal fees†Pay 25 - "Your client is prematurely balding, pay £25 for new hair plugs" Pay 25 per house & 100 per hotel Pay 40 per house & 115 per hotel - "The property deal you advised your client on is actually a scam - Pay 40 per house & 115 per hotel" Pay 50 - "Your Mrs caught you cheating, pay £200 for a holiday" Pay 50 - "Your client uses racist language in tweet - pay 50" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dukeries Owl Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 Your shirt sponsor doesn't pay up - lose £100 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last_Great_Hope Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 "Book some Hookers for a clients birthday - pay 100" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last_Great_Hope Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 "You have dirt to blackmail the Head of the FA with - Get out of jail free" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dukeries Owl Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 Your client signs for Man Citeh to fester in their reserves and never actually have to play football while drawing a huge salary - collect £200 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musn't Grumble Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 Advance to Pele or/ Go to Rotherham United - Go directly to Rotherham United - Do not pass GO - Do not collect a signing on fee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ever the pessimist Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 (edited) You agree to a pay as you play contract for your client, Sam Hutchison. Pay 100 and the opposite, You secure a contract for wim jonk that gives an appearance bonus for matches missed through injury. Collect 100 Edited December 2, 2014 by Ever the pessimist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ever the pessimist Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 Your company deploys you to conduct Sheffield Wednesday's transfer deadline activity. Game over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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