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Football Agent Monopoly - Help Needed

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So, I've had an enormous amount of free time on my hands lately and rather than put this free time to good use, I have decided to make my own version of Monopoly. 

 

You play as Football Agent where you buy players rather than properties, the rest of the game is the same. For those of you familiar with Monopoly the stations have been replaced by luxury vehicles, Free Parking by International Break and the Utilities have become a Race Horse and a Casino. (Community Chest was originally a picture of Tango  but I changed it back to the original)

 

Now that I have finished the board (feel free to suggest any changes by the way) I need help with the Chance and Community Chest cards. Examples of current cards would be "Bank pays you dividend of £50"  "Speeding Fine - pay £15"  "You've won a crossword competition - collect £100"

 

I want to change the wording of the cards to match the theme of the game, things like "You are sued by Sheffield United for no reason - pay £200" or "One of your players sells a story to a tabloid - collect £15"

 

I have listed the outcomes of the original cards underneath the pictures. If anyone can suggest a sentence for any cards on the list that would be appreciated. The funnier the better. Remember to make it relevant to a football agent. 

 

 

 

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Here is the list of cards, just add a few words to any of these. I'll re-post this list with the good suggestions next to each one as we go along.

 

 

Advance to go

Advance to go

Collect 10

Collect 10 from each player

Collect 100

Collect 100

Collect 100

Collect 150

Collect 20

Collect 200 

Collect 200

Collect 200

Collect 200

Collect 50

Collect 50

Get out of jail free - "You employ Arry's solicitor - Get out of jail free"

Get out of jail free

Go back 3 spaces

Go to jail

Go to jail

Pay 10

Pay 100

Pay 150 - "You are sued by Sheffield United for no reason, pay £150"

Pay 15

Pay 20

Pay 25

Pay 25 per house & 100 per hotel

Pay 40 per house & 115 per hotel

Pay 50

Pay 50

 

Finally, I feel I should add, this is purely for my own use to be played with friends and family. Feel free to do whatever you wish with my board though. 

 

And by the way, I am very aware that I have waaaaay too much time on my hands.  :cool:

 

Over to you.

 

 

 

 

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Would it not make sense to make "go to jail" into something like "collect red card" with jail becoming "serve ban" or something like that?

Haha good idea though.

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Yeah - great idea.

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Love this.

 

 

How about;

Bung handed over in brown paper bag - collect £200


This is ace

 

Needs to go into Matchday section

 

Only if you want it ruined

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It's Christmas, pay the Youth Squad 100 for cleaning your boots

Your Mrs caught you cheating, pay £200 for a holiday

You got papped doing coke in the toilets, pay a £200 bribe

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Is that Ched in the nick?

Brilliant lol

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This is ace

 

Needs to go into Matchday section

 

Feel free to move to wherever, I just felt it would get the best responses in here.

 

Love this.

 

 

How about;

Bung handed over in brown paper bag - collect £200

 

Only if you want it ruined

 

Great, thanks

 

"Your client is not George Weah's cousin, pay £15"

 

Great idea, love it.

 

Excellent, that's going in.

 

Is that Ched in the nick?

Brilliant lol

 

yeah, couldn't resist  lol

 

Keep em coming

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One of your players is involved in a kiss and tell, pay £200 to cover it up. lol

Too risky?

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Would it not make sense to make "go to jail" into something like "collect red card" with jail becoming "serve ban" or something like that?

Haha good idea though.

 

thanks for this

 

I considered this along with many things, at one point the stations were trophies - The FA Cup, World Cup etc it looked great on the board but an agent wouldn't be able to buy those things. The red card thing wouldn't make sense with it being played as an agent as much as I was tempted. But I did feel that Howard Webb had to stay on.

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Mods - Can I request this is moved to Matchday? All the action in the Dressing Room section appears to be in the Owlstalk, Moderators, Content thread. 

 

Thanks

 

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Your cousin tells you he can bribe a player to pick up a yellow card. Pay 25 to take part

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"Your client replaces Joe Hart as face of head and shoulders - collect 100"

"Your client uses racist language in tweet - pay 50"

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ok, so far....

 

Advance to go

Advance to go

Collect 10

Collect 10 from each player

Collect 100

Collect 100

Collect 100

Collect 150

Collect 20

Collect 200 - "Bung handed over in brown paper bag - collect £200"

Collect 200

Collect 200

Collect 200

Collect 50

Collect 50

Get out of jail free - "You employ Arry's solicitor - Get out of jail free"

Get out of jail free

Go back 3 spaces - "You only negotiated a 5% bonus - Go back 3 spaces"

Go to jail

Go to jail

Pay 10 "Your cousin tells you he can bribe a player to pick up a yellow card. Pay 25 to take part "

Pay 100

Pay 150 - "You are sued by Sheffield United for no reason, pay £150"

Pay 15 - "Your client is not George Weah's cousin, pay £15"

Pay 20 - "One of your players is involved in a kiss and tell, pay £200 to cover it up"

Pay 25 - "Your client is prematurely balding, pay £25 for new hair plugs"

Pay 25 per house & 100 per hotel

Pay 40 per house & 115 per hotel

Pay 50 - "Your Mrs caught you cheating, pay £200 for a holiday"

Pay 50 - "Your client uses racist language in tweet - pay 50"

 

Many thanks, keep em coming!


"Your client replaces Joe Hart as face of head and shoulders - collect 100"

"Your client uses racist language in tweet - pay 50"

 

Excellent!

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