asteener1867 Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 I had a dream once where I actually played for them at Wembley...but kept hitting the post from 3yds out , open goal...I ran from me own penalty area...rounded the keeper..and hit the post...I kept doin' it...I woke up in a sweat... It affected me for me whole life... Even daydreaming, I'd save a certain goal, on me own line...nutmeg their centre forward...and set off up the middle, body swervin,Cruyff Turns...flickin' it over heads, through legs..balancin' the ball on me nose through the midfield...give centre halves "the eyes"...round the keeper...Hit the fookin' post!!! it drives me fookin' mad... Ive just done it again...guess what? Hit the fookin' POST!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prendo's boots Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 I've got a ticket already. For the Man City end. ....me too chap...i'll give you a wave as we're carried out!! It's my back up plan. If May scores that goal, you can visit me in Manchester Infirmary, and for the record, yes, I like grapes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sotonowl Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 I've got a ticket already. For the Man City end. ....me too chap...i'll give you a wave as we're carried out!! It's my back up plan. If May scores that goal, you can visit me in Manchester Infirmary, and for the record, yes, I like grapes. Mick Prendergast-Stevie May? MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Deleted member Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 I had a dream once where I actually played for them at Wembley...but kept hitting the post from 3yds out , open goal...I ran from me own penalty area...rounded the keeper..and hit the post...I kept doin' it...I woke up in a sweat... It affected me for me whole life... Even daydreaming, I'd save a certain goal, on me own line...nutmeg their centre forward...and set off up the middle, body swervin,Cruyff Turns...flickin' it over heads, through legs..balancin' the ball on me nose through the midfield...give centre halves "the eyes"...round the keeper...Hit the fookin' post!!! it drives me fookin' mad... Ive just done it again...guess what? Hit the fookin' POST!!!! Did you look like Andy Booth in this dream? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteener1867 Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Andy Booths head Kim Olsens legs..Ola Tidmans arms.................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Deleted member Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Could have been worse I suppose Could have been Kuqis head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyingOwl Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 I had a dream last night that we beat Manchester City 6-3 and had Loovens and Dielna sent off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trevdi9 Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 I had a dream once where I actually played for them at Wembley...but kept hitting the post from 3yds out , open goal...I ran from me own penalty area...rounded the keeper..and hit the post...I kept doin' it...I woke up in a sweat... It affected me for me whole life... Even daydreaming, I'd save a certain goal, on me own line...nutmeg their centre forward...and set off up the middle, body swervin,Cruyff Turns...flickin' it over heads, through legs..balancin' the ball on me nose through the midfield...give centre halves "the eyes"...round the keeper...Hit the fookin' post!!! it drives me fookin' mad... Ive just done it again...guess what? Hit the fookin' POST!!!! hah Asteener is nuhiu , Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
since59owe Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 I had a dream last night that we beat Manchester City 6-3 and had Loovens and Dielna sent off. reyt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weshallovercome Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 I had a dream once where I actually played for them at Wembley...but kept hitting the post from 3yds out , open goal...I ran from me own penalty area...rounded the keeper..and hit the post...I kept doin' it...I woke up in a sweat... It affected me for me whole life... Even daydreaming, I'd save a certain goal, on me own line...nutmeg their centre forward...and set off up the middle, body swervin,Cruyff Turns...flickin' it over heads, through legs..balancin' the ball on me nose through the midfield...give centre halves "the eyes"...round the keeper...Hit the fookin' post!!! it drives me fookin' mad... Ive just done it again...guess what? Hit the fookin' POST!!!! Have you thought about getting your eyes tested? *or a similiar polite JJ jocular after hitting row z* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest AbbeyOwl Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 · Hidden by Lees Tom Cat, September 10, 2014 - No reason given Hidden by Lees Tom Cat, September 10, 2014 - No reason given Could have been worse I suppose Could have been Kuqis head Grandad, seen your pics, glass houses mate, you are so ugly you dont even dream about getting laid as its a fantasy too far fetched, you dream about us winning a Football Match Link to comment
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