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Right, some of you might not know this but:

 

a) I'm really bored and

b) I'm a gifted psychological profiler.

 

What you need to do is state:

 

1) Your favourite novel - Dan Brown Lost Symbol

2) Your favourite album - Oasis Definitely Maybe

3) Your age - 26

4) What meal you'd cook to impress somebody - Seared Salmon Green beans, broccoli, cheese sauce and topped with Hendos.

 

And I will tell you who your SWFC alter ego is.

 

This will last until something else actually happens.

 

A confusing mx of the old-and-new schools, you're a utility player who can do a job in a number of areas without excelling in both. Your food choice is also confused, perhaps a lack of experience there. You are Chris Bart-Williams.

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Right, some of you might not know this but:

 

a) I'm really bored and

b) I'm a gifted psychological profiler.

 

What you need to do is state:

 

1) Your favourite novel

2) Your favourite album

3) Your age

4) What meal you'd cook to impress somebody

 

And I will tell you who your SWFC alter ego is.

 

This will last until something else actually happens.

1) don't read books I am far too lazy

2) Meh, don't really care for much music

3) 45 ffs

4) a bad bombay boy pot noodle, quick and easy 

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Right, some of you might not know this but:

 

a) I'm really bored and

b) I'm a gifted psychological profiler.

 

What you need to do is state:

 

1) Your favourite novel

2) Your favourite album

3) Your age

4) What meal you'd cook to impress somebody

 

And I will tell you who your SWFC alter ego is.

 

This will last until something else actually happens.

Anything Terry Pratchett

Hybrid Theory - Linkin Park

29

Toad in the hole

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Right, some of you might not know this but:

 

a) I'm really bored and

b) I'm a gifted psychological profiler.

 

What you need to do is state:

 

1) Your favourite novel Gunter Grass The Tin Drum

2) Your favourite album Superfly OST Curtis Mayfield

3) Your age Over 21

4) What meal you'd cook to impress somebody Thai Curry

 

And I will tell you who your SWFC alter ego is.

 

This will last until something else actually happens.

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Anything Terry Pratchett

Hybrid Theory - Linkin Park

29

Toad in the hole

 

Ah, not as good as you think you are, and a confusing juxtaposition of styles of play, you nevertheless end up typecast in a role to which you're not ideally suited. At 29 you're not getting any younger, and your username is Jesus, so you're David Prutton.

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Right, some of you might not know this but:

 

a) I'm really bored and

b) I'm a gifted psychological profiler.

 

What you need to do is state:

 

1) Your favourite novel Gunter Grass The Tin Drum

2) Your favourite album Superfly OST Curtis Mayfield

3) Your age Over 21

4) What meal you'd cook to impress somebody Thai Curry

 

And I will tell you who your SWFC alter ego is.

 

This will last until something else actually happens.

 

 

Two things: BRILLIANT book.

 

Also, your combination of juvenile obsession and inventive funk-soul makes you a real livewire. Seemingly at odds with the world around you, finding comfort in possession. You are Regi Blinker.

I can't be dean smith hes already gone!!!  I was expecting Eric Potts or Gerald Sibon

 

If you don't engage properly you're DEAN SMITH. I suggest you visit another profiler.

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Two things: BRILLIANT book.

 

Also, your combination of juvenile obsession and inventive funk-soul makes you a real livewire. Seemingly at odds with the world around you, finding comfort in possession. You are Regi Blinker.

 

If you don't engage properly you're DEAN SMITH. I suggest you visit another profiler.

all of the above was true!!  I stand by it wholeheartedly!

Dean Smith may have been a player with limited ability but he tried really hard and that isn't me...I need to be someone who is full of ability and class but can't be arsed to do anything with it!  I'd even take Dave Bennett

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Right, some of you might not know this but:

a) I'm really bored and

b) I'm a gifted psychological profiler.

What you need to do is state:

1) A storm of swords

2) Rage against the machine

3) 27

4) bangers & mash & baked beans

And I will tell you who your SWFC alter ego is.

This will last until something else actually happens.

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Right, some of you might not know this but:

a) I'm really bored and

b) I'm a gifted psychological profiler.

What you need to do is state:

1) A storm of swords

2) Rage against the machine

3) 27

4) bangers & mash & baked beans

And I will tell you who your SWFC alter ego is.

This will last until something else actually happens.

 

 

Very much of the Internet generation, your food and music choice suggest that impressing people isn't your aim, as long as you're comfy. That's fine, but nobody's going to care about your fantasy world either. To slay a dragon, go to Page 26. To f*ck a dwarf, go to all pages other than 249, where you will find your true identity.

 

PAGE 249

 

You are Paul McLaren.

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1.) Brokeback Mountain (explicit)

2.) 2pac All eyez on me

3.) 26

4.) scallop and pea foam starter, roast squab with a beet root terrine, pickled apple and mustard mash for main, and a selection of fine cheese for dessert.

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1. 50 dead men walking - Martin Mcgartland

2. 2001 - dr dre

3. 30

4. Chicken fajitas (Extra hot! )

You are an Irish hothead. You also try to impress people by destroying their mouths. In footballing terms this is done by inspiring such derision as to impair vocal cords. You are James O'Connor.

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Right, some of you might not know this but:

 

a) I'm really bored and

b) I'm a gifted psychological profiler.

 

What you need to do is state:

 

1) Your favourite novel: The Sett , Ranulph Fiennes

2) Your favourite album: Automatic for the People, R.E.M

3) Your age: 36

4) What meal you'd cook to impress somebody: Steak n' chips.

 

And I will tell you who your SWFC alter ego is.

 

This will last until something else actually happens.

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1. Catch 22 - Joseph Heller

2. Ok Computer - Radiohead

3. 27

4. Line caught fish with sweet potato chips and a Belgian beer

Classic answers for a classy player, and at least one of my favourites, but nevertheless somewhat imprecise in places, and prone to being overrated over his predecessor. You are Trevor Francis.

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