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Right, some of you might not know this but:

 

a) I'm really bored and

b) I'm a gifted psychological profiler.

 

What you need to do is state:

 

1) Your favourite novel

2) Your favourite album

3) Your age

4) What meal you'd cook to impress somebody

 

And I will tell you who your SWFC alter ego is.

 

This will last until something else actually happens.

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Right, some of you might not know this but:

 

a) I'm really bored and

b) I'm a gifted psychological profiler.

 

What you need to do is state:

 

1) Your favourite novel - God is a Bullet - Boston Terran

2) Your favourite album - The Stone Roses

3) Your age - 35

4) What meal you'd cook to impress somebody - Some pasta dish with sausage, tomatoes, spices. With garlic bread.

 

And I will tell you who your SWFC alter ego is.

 

This will last until something else actually happens.

 

 

Right, your choice of Boston Teran suggests you like an air of mystery, but your failure to have mastered a meal better than sausage pasta by the age of 35 suggests that you prefer the tried and tested above anything new, reinforced by your age and love of The Stone Roses. You are therefore a player who signed for us and promptly disappeared, which briefly brought about calls for your selection, which illiustrated precisely why you were not picked initially. You also disappeared for five years before returning for some subsequent fanfare, before acting like a bit of a d*ck. You are Grant Holt.

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1. The Hungry Catterpillar

2. Corfu 2002

3. 17

4. Cuppa Soup

 

OK, you're obviously a late blossomer, as reflected in the plot of Eric Carle's classic. However everything else about you is either annoying or sh*t. You probably reached your best after signing elsewhere. Also, you look like the only thing you could manage to cook is soup. You are Darko Kovacevic.

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Right, some of you might not know this but:

 

a) I'm really bored and

b) I'm a gifted psychological profiler.

 

What you need to do is state:

 

1) Your favourite novel - I don't read, but i did once read Mr Nice so i'll go with that

2) Your favourite album - Oasis - Be here now

3) Your age - 26

4) What meal you'd cook to impress somebody - Thai Green Curry

 

And I will tell you who your SWFC alter ego is.

 

This will last until something else actually happens.

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1) Your favourite novel - Breakfast of Champions (Kurt Vonnegut)

2) Your favourite album - Great Trucking Songs of the Renaissance (TISM)

3) Your age - 42

4) What meal you'd cook to impress somebody - Duck with cassis and raspberries, though if Maxine was coming over it'd be Vichy Soise followed by Leek and mille feuille with Beurre Blanc. Pinot with the Duck or a cheeky young Savvy Blanc for the vego option.

 

*be the cheese vole, be the cheese vole*

 

 

You clearly have a keen eye for the underground, like a vole does, and a love of the finer things in life. Such as cheese.

 

Nope, I'm getting nothing.

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OK, you're obviously a late blossomer, as reflected in the plot of Eric Carle's classic. However everything else about you is either annoying or sh*t. You probably reached your best after signing elsewhere. Also, you look like the only thing you could manage to cook is soup. You are Darko Kovacevic.

I thought Id be Darren Potter shows how little I know.

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1) Your favourite novel - 50 shades of Grey

2) Your favourite album - Pop Party 9

3) Your age - 19

4) What meal you'd cook to impress somebody - Super Noodle and dorito fricasse

And I will tell you who your SWFC alter ego is.

This will last until something else actually happens.

 

 

Apparently full of potential, you waste it by spuzzing in your cellar to feeble works of pseudoerotica, knee-deep in wasted noodles and a long trail of damaging substances. You are Owen Morrison.

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Right, some of you might not know this but:

 

a) I'm really bored and

b) I'm a gifted psychological profiler.

 

What you need to do is state:

 

1) Your favourite novel - I don't read, but i did once read Mr Nice so i'll go with that

2) Your favourite album - Oasis - Be here now

3) Your age - 26

4) What meal you'd cook to impress somebody - Thai Green Curry

 

And I will tell you who your SWFC alter ego is.

 

This will last until something else actually happens.

 

 

Initially lauded by critics, in fact your career turned south immediately after joining us. Overhyped and unpleasantly milky. Andy Sinton.

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Right, some of you might not know this but:

 

a) I'm really bored and

b) I'm a gifted psychological profiler.

 

What you need to do is state:

 

1) Your favourite novel - Dan Brown Lost Symbol

2) Your favourite album - Oasis Definitely Maybe

3) Your age - 26

4) What meal you'd cook to impress somebody - Seared Salmon

 

And I will tell you who your SWFC alter ego is.

 

This will last until something else actually happens.

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Right, your choice of Boston Teran suggests you like an air of mystery, but your failure to have mastered a meal better than sausage pasta by the age of 35 suggests that you prefer the tried and tested above anything new, reinforced by your age and love of The Stone Roses. You are therefore a player who signed for us and promptly disappeared, which briefly brought about calls for your selection, which illiustrated precisely why you were not picked initially. You also disappeared for five years before returning for some subsequent fanfare, before acting like a bit of a d*ck. You are Grant Holt.

 

Better than the Graham Hyde type character I was expecting.

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Right, some of you might not know this but:

 

a) I'm really bored and

b) I'm a gifted psychological profiler.

 

What you need to do is state:

 

1) Your favourite novel - Dan Brown Lost Symbol

2) Your favourite album - Oasis Definitely Maybe

3) Your age - 26

4) What meal you'd cook to impress somebody - Seared Salmon

 

And I will tell you who your SWFC alter ego is.

 

This will last until something else actually happens.

 

 

Can I just ask what you'd be serving the salmon with please?

Too coordinated. You can manage to stir a cup a soup.

 

Do you remember when Darren Potter failed to stir three cup-a-soups in a row?

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ALSO, AND I CAN'T BELIEVE I FORGOT THIS:

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cup_a_soup#Pluralisation

 

Grammarians have argued as to the correct plural form of Cup-a-Soup. Some believe the correct form is "Cups-a-Soup", whereas others contest that being a registered trademark the correct form is "Cup-a-Soups".[2] The International Trademark Association's position is that trademarks should always be used as adjectives rather than nouns,[3] which would make the correct plural "cups of Cup-a-Soup soup".

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1. City Of God

2. Wasted Light - Foo Fighters

3. 40

4. Something Italian

Hit me with it...

 

OK, you're looking back to the recent past as when you had potential. You also don't know the title of your favourite album, or of any food. You're therefore probably not Italian, but think you are. You are therefore Leroy Lita.

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