H2Owl Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 As above. What would the players (current or former) do for a living if they weren't fortunate enough to be professional footballers? Giles Coke could be an MI5 super agent. His ability to go about his work completely unnoticed is staggering. Over to you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themaskedowl Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 There's a few that might have a career doing impressions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dukeries Owl Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 Carlton Palmer could have been Pob's stunt double. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dunsbyowl Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 Adthe Nuhiu could do voice overs for old Bela Lugosi vampire films? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob_owl_92 Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 Kevin Bridges describing John Terry in this is spot on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orlando_Trustful Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 Mattock would be a gay muck star with his big ghetto booty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Professor Erno Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 JJ could program US missile targeting software. The ones that accidentally blow schools up mainly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FearlessOwl Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 (edited) I've always said nuhiu would be part of the austrian mafia if he wasn't a footballer Edited April 28, 2014 by FearlessOwl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2Owl Posted April 28, 2014 Author Share Posted April 28, 2014 Reda Johnson Radiator Fittersâ„¢ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dukeries Owl Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 David Prutton come come again for the third time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Professor Erno Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 Roland Nilsson - Mr Universe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
londonowl1986 Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 JJ could program US missile targeting software. The ones that accidentally blow schools up mainly. He'd still find row Z. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Professor Erno Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 He'd still find row Z. should take care of the band issue though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilanTheMan Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 Gary Madine boxer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
londonowl1986 Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 Gary Madine boxer? Racing driver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxine Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 Llera would be a top male model. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scarboro-owl Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 Peter Crouch was asked what he thought he'd be if he wasn't a footballer he replied, "A Virgin" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyingOwl Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 Llera would be a top male model.I think you'll find that Lewis Buxton would be the only male model in the squad. Llera could play scrum half for some Spanish rugby club. Hutchinson would advertise L'Oréal products. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
londonowl1986 Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 Kieran Lee could be a model for Fisher Price products. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mogbad Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 Jeffers, con artist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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