themaskedowl Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 We've got Chris Maguire He plays in blue and white We just can't get enough, we just can't get enough He scores them with his left foot And scores them with his right We just can't get enough, we just can't get enough He scores a goal and the Kop go wild And we just can't seem to get enough of der der der etc Chris Maguire! like. may be hard to get everyone singing it though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themaskedowl Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 Dog goes woof, cat goes meow. Bird goes tweet, and mouse goes squeak. Cow goes moo. Frog goes croak, and the elephant goes toot. Ducks say quack and fish go blub, and the seal goes OW OW OW. But there's one sound that no one knows... WHAT DOES MAGUIRE SAY? Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! WHATS MAGUIRE SAY? Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow! Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow! Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow! WHATS MAGUIRE SAY? Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho! Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho! Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho! WHATS MAGUIRE SAY? Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff! Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff! Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff! WHATS MAGUIRE SAY? Wednesday shirt, baggy shorts, chasing balls, and scoring goals. MASSIVE club, on the rise, defenders are hypnotised. Your shirt is blue, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise. But if you meet a friendly horse, will you communicate by mo-o-o-o-orse, mo-o-o-o-orse, mo-o-o-o-orse? How will you speak to that h-o-o-orse, h-o-o-orse, h-o-o-orse? WHAT DOES MAGUIRE SAY?! Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow! Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow! Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow! WHATS MAGUIRE SAY? Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow! Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow! Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow! WHATS MAGUIRE SAY? A-hee-ahee ha-hee! A-hee-ahee ha-hee! A-hee-ahee ha-hee! WHATS MAGUIRE SAY? A-oo-oo-oo-ooo! Woo-oo-oo-ooo! WHATS MAGUIRE SAY?! THIS x1000000 GAAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHA!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shandypants Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 Dog goes woof, cat goes meow. Bird goes tweet, and mouse goes squeak. Cow goes moo. Frog goes croak, and the elephant goes toot. Ducks say quack and fish go blub, and the seal goes OW OW OW. But there's one sound that no one knows... WHAT DOES MAGUIRE SAY? Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! WHATS MAGUIRE SAY? Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow! Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow! Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow! WHATS MAGUIRE SAY? Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho! Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho! Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho! WHATS MAGUIRE SAY? Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff! Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff! Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff! WHATS MAGUIRE SAY? Wednesday shirt, baggy shorts, chasing balls, and scoring goals. MASSIVE club, on the rise, defenders are hypnotised. Your shirt is blue, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise. But if you meet a friendly horse, will you communicate by mo-o-o-o-orse, mo-o-o-o-orse, mo-o-o-o-orse? How will you speak to that h-o-o-orse, h-o-o-orse, h-o-o-orse? WHAT DOES MAGUIRE SAY?! Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow! Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow! Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow! WHATS MAGUIRE SAY? Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow! Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow! Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow! WHATS MAGUIRE SAY? A-hee-ahee ha-hee! A-hee-ahee ha-hee! A-hee-ahee ha-hee! WHATS MAGUIRE SAY? A-oo-oo-oo-ooo! Woo-oo-oo-ooo! WHATS MAGUIRE SAY?! This! This! This! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saxondale Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 Oh Chrissy Maguire Chrissy Chrissy Maguire Is F**king better Than Chrissy O'Grady The words for this song are messed up, just like the COG one with the bizarre reference to ALF. If some words could be found that aren't cringe worthy then this tune would work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DannyBonserSWFC Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 To tune of my old mans a dustman: Ohhhh super Chris Maguire he is a Wednesdayite he hates Sheffield united because they're flippingshite he got dropped by a DJ he couldn't get in the team and now he's back at Wednesday Livin the Wembley Dream (Repeat) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyingOwl Posted February 10, 2014 Author Share Posted February 10, 2014 To tune of my old mans a dustman: Ohhhh super Chris Maguire he is a Wednesdayite he hates Sheffield united because they're flippingpoo he got dropped by a DJ he couldn't get in the team and now he's back at Wednesday Livin the Wembley Dream (Repeat) He's not though...he supports Celtic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DannyBonserSWFC Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 Not anymore.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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