Ante's Bubbly Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Carefully trained moles were thought to have been employed by Howard Wilkinson when Brian Marwood used to scamper towards the byline with the ball mysteriously bobbling on the edge of play. We got away with it last time and sausages would be too easy to spot. Plus when the ever imminent signing of Billy Blunt happens (or more likely, does not) wouldn't sausages be too irresistible to him? He would be hugging the line all match (literally), with sausage fat spoiling his lovely home shirt. No to the sausages, bring back the moles! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trevdi9 Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 methinks the sausages could remind him of his mates Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clud17 Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 (edited) The pigs will have a field day and in years to come will add that to the ever growing list of why they came up with the name first. :danny-wilson: Edited August 20, 2013 by clud17 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wenzdyboy Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Give me Sausage. NOW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crag the owl Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Why don't we have some Lions on chains? Like in Gladiator. Sorry to correct you pal but there tigers in Gladiator I need to give up posting on here. That's twice in a week that I've made a complete cooont of myself! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest crossy-the-owl Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 I need to give up posting on here. That's twice in a week that I've made a complete cooont of myself! Be r8 pal its why i dont post much so i dont make myself look a coooont Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prendo's boots Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Just read all these replies and im craving a sausage sarnie now!!!.... 'sausage' is still one of the funniest words ever!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ante's Bubbly Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Top Sossidge! We could get the subs to lay a sausage line at away matches by hiding them in their tracky bottoms and letting them out slowly "Great Escape" style while slowly warming up. We could be on to a winner here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nevthelodgemoorowl Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 Interesting that Sausages is the topic in the week we are hosting Millwall. When we were living in London we were often on the train North following Wednesday. On more than a few occasions we would bump into this bearded Millwall fan who we christened Jesus because of his beard and very long tweed coat. We got to know him reasonably well and other than his love of Millwall he was a real sausage fan. He told us he had purchased half a pound of sausage from butchers in the vicinity of more than 70 away grounds. So if you see a guy with a beard and long tweed coat on Saturday carrying a small brown paper parcel chances are it's Millwall Jesus looking after his pack of Sheffield sausage . A really nice bloke ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anglers owl Posted August 21, 2013 Author Share Posted August 21, 2013 Ive heard that if you hang sausages around your neck it helps pull the birds its called " the links effect " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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