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THE RETURN OF THE KING

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I'm pretty disappointed Manish hasn't turned up yet...

 

 

Manish is too busy slotting Lizzie's brown 'un' the jammy get.

Me Steve & Manny, were a trio, had it planned

But if you heard him on the mic then you'd understand

His rapping skills resemble those of Dave Wheater

Yeah he had less skills than Leroy Lita

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I'm not this mysterious Neil bloke that some of you like to speak of

And if you persist I'll join the Donny forum and instead of Jones hail Dickov*

 

I bet this Neil c*nt will take the credit and claim me as his own

But the fact of the matter is my lyrical prowess is way out of his zone

 

And Badge Boy how about you go sell badges on another thread?

I've got a badge for shagging your wife, and another for giving her head

 

She's had a threesome with me and Leroy, she really is quite playful

So sling your hook - I made this thread for the rapping Wednesday faithful

 

 

 

*Just kidding; there's no chance I'll ever leave you guys

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Me and Steve have come here to showcase our talent
And I think you can see we are rather gallant
The FLS crew are here to stay
Pennin' Wednesday rhymes to brighten your day
So sit back relax and take it all in
Which is what I said to Lizzy round the back of that bin.

 

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i don't often comment but this is one of the funniest threads I have ever read.

 

so there

 

thanks owlstalk

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Hey yo Leroy - nice to see you here

You two are cooler than a really cool beer

I like your lyric, I like your rhyme
I'm thinking you two could bring good times

So stick around this season and bring us the beats
And maybe consider even a few secret meets

Where you can do your thing live up on the stage

Instead of mincing around till your old age 

INNIT

WORD


 


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Splendid news.

Can you fly over to Bangkok to give them to me?

 

i do not do the international orders as i have been conned before on ebay by badge buyers from the yemen

 

bangkok is too much postage especially the bob monkhouse one which is heavy and would also need insurance for you to have

 

you can have badges if you meet up with me and give me the money

 

I will give you the badges

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Hello everyone !!!!!!

I'm glad to be back for another season of thread rating

I have already rated this thread and that's official folks !!!!!!!!

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i do not do the international orders as i have been conned before on ebay by badge buyers from the yemen

bangkok is too much postage especially the bob monkhouse one which is heavy and would also need insurance for you to have

you can have badges if you meet up with me and give me the money

I will give you the badges

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Yo Steve my man, you ain't been callin

Is it cause you're scared of Leroy's ballin?

I've been bouncing round Steel City, runnin this scene

With my boys Paul Corry and Gary Madine.

Keep checking those notes, and clicking that biro

And soon you'll be jobless and picking up your gyro.

You say you're a king but you're a pretender to my throne.

If there's anybody worthy then it's the man Dave Jones

And one more thing whilst I'm in the flow

Whilst I got you're attention, whilst I'm running this show

Manish is getting married to Lizzy, which is fine

But what will he say when he finds out the baby's mine?

 

Whilst?????

 

Whilst?????

Very street  :ghoulguy:

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Hello everyone....

 

Has anyone seen my mate apple?

 

lol - Oh my God.

 

Noobs will not get this!

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