Guest King Claridge Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 ‘Sup all my *******, I’m back with a new rhymeI’ve been away for quite a while, it feels like a crime I’m here to rap about Wednesday, at least I’ll do my bestAnd I’m sorry in advance, in case I happen to digress So I’m back with a bang, and I hope you find it pleasin’Entertaining all my Owls before we start pre-season Me and Leroy, we can’t wait, the countdown goes tick tockWe went to the club shop today ‘cause onesies are back in stock I must confess they’re rumblein’ great - they hardly disappointLeroy says he’s less relaxed when toking on a joint Myself I’m not a smoker but I guess you could call me passiveI only hang around with him ‘cause we rumbleing love the massive Leroy’s always sniffing coke, saying “Claridge, check thisâ€He gets rid of all his lines as if he’s playing tetris But back to football matters, top half is what I’m sayin’And as for the league cup; we know exactly who we’re playin’ The draw’s been made and it’s decided we’re travelling to RotherhamOnly their most deluded fans will think that we won’t bother ‘em Hopefully our squad’s improved by the time we play thisWe should have Ivan Krstanovic and maybe Kevin Davies Either way we’re due a cup run, so let’s hope it’s this campaignFor I’ve still not opened my gift from Lizzie – a bottle of champagne She really is a tasty slice, there’s no woman that is greaterMy main regret on FLS was failing to impregnate her That honour goes to my good friend, a Mr. Manish BhasinI had a chance beforehand but one night stands aren’t my scene Now they’re getting married, it’s got me feelin’ ceremonialBut I ticked ‘not attending’ because it’s Rodger Wylde’s testimonial Pre-season looks impressive, unlike that c*nt Mark BrightWe have a trip to Portugal, so I’ll need to book my flight We’re there for a good week, so stock up on your lagerI reckon we’ll beat Hull but we’ll probably lose to Braga I cannot wait for the season to start, it really is an addictionAnd as previously mentioned, top half is my prediction I love you all so much, I’ve been the mighty King ClaridgeMy rhymes are so god-damn hot they’ve done third degree damage But that’s all from me folks, I’ll be back later on this yearI pray to God I’ve filled you summer with a little bit of cheer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dave jones n.1 Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Bbrrrrraaaaaapp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEnchanter Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Have a good summer King C. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest oz_owl Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 You didn't sign off with "So signing off now I have been Steve Claridge I've got more lyrics than you can manage" Fake! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest wilyfox Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Good film that. All hail Aragorn King of Gondor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2Owl Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Big up King C keep reppin' it tight. RESTECPA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sheff Owl Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Don't worry for those who don't know Leroy will be along soon busting out his rhymes and no doubt an appearance from Manish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@owlstalk Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 RESPECK Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PrinceLeroy Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Yo Steve my man, you ain't been callin Is it cause you're scared of Leroy's ballin? I've been bouncing round Steel City, runnin this scene With my boys Paul Corry and Gary Madine. Keep checking those notes, and clicking that biro And soon you'll be jobless and picking up your gyro. You say you're a king but you're a pretender to my throne. If there's anybody worthy then it's the man Dave Jones And one more thing whilst I'm in the flow Whilst I got you're attention, whilst I'm running this show Manish is getting married to Lizzy, which is fine But what will he say when he finds out the baby's mine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badge Boy Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 hello everyone !!!!!!!!!!!i have some badges for sale including a claridge badge!!!!!!!does anyone want a claridge badge !?!???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@owlstalk Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 OH GOD Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sheff Owl Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Badge boy is back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roaminowl Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 I have nothing to add. I just wanted to be the first poster in this thread who isn't Neil....... .....or am I? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEnchanter Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 This is a nice thread to break up the moaning and boredom of recent days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkeye Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Neils multiple login thread, summer 2013. Wouldn't be a close season without it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trevdi9 Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 I like king claridge his poems are good order pity he he's an ork who escaped from Mordor somtimes his sidekick will post something meaner But neither add up To our own lad ASTEENER , Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustyfunk Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 This thread is missing a member to rate it. If only we had a thread rater Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orlando_Trustful Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Incredible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE THREAD RATER Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 well hello there my friends I have missed you all very much As for this thread I officially rate this thread a claridgetastic 8 out of 10 And thats official folks !!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@owlstalk Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Quality Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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