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barnsley pl 45,  pts   53

 

owls        pl 45   pts   52

 

b'burn     pl 45   pts   49

 

bristol c   pl 45   pts   49

 

 

h'field   0  barnsley  0

 

owls   3     m'boro    0

 

lets go over to huddersfield where there's been some late drama,what's happning brian

 

you wont flippingbeleve this 90+7, h'field 0 barnsley 1 chris o grady

 

bye bye wednesday

 

flip you lol

 

owlstalk mega meltdown

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Guest Distraught!

Yep, you could be right.

 

Out of 1,254,853,002,521,982,547,015 different scenarios that could play out before the end of this weird season, that could be one of them! :ohmy:

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Or.....

Barnsley were due to go into Administration today on the last day of the season...10 points deduction so relegated..reprieving Sheffield Wednesday.

However in an amazing situation one of their players COG won the Euromillions and bailed them out .

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Or, having spent the morning reading 785 new threads about himself, Chris O'Grady overlays by five minutes on the final match of the season. In a slight rush to get to Oakwell, he forgets to put his usual pre-match dubbin on his elongated brow, and in the dying seconds of the match misses a header by the merest of millimetres condemning Barnsley to relegation.

 

And there you have it, these threads DO have a purpose.

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Or in the 97th minute COG comes hairing down on the Huddersfield goal. Should he score the one on one it will condemn Wednesday to another season in league one and save Barnsley from the dreaded drop.

What's that in the sky? It appears to be falling towards the six Barnsley fans over in that end of the ground. Oh poo poo! Japanese Kamakaze plane! It's blown the entire away end up and blown the ball back towards the Barnsley goal, surely the world class goalkeeper Luke Steele can deal with this? No! It's slipped through his fingers! Oh it's 15th December 2012 all over again with that goal! Is it now stands it will be Barnsley bottom, Wolves 23rd and following them down is Leeds!

Breaking news from Hillsborough! Goal from Steve Howard has sent the home fans into raptures with this late winner that secures Sheffield Wednesday a play off place!

Late drama at some other place we didn't check the whereabouts of! It's a late winner for the home team here and Sheffield United's play off dream is over! Home team 1 Sheffield United 0.

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Owt could happen. Your best bet would be to think of the worst possible case scenario and accept it. That way anything else is a bonus.

I have accepted that we are going down and the pigs are coming up. If we go down and they stay down then that is the tiniest bit better as it means local interest next season and we wont have to endure their poo . If we stay up I care not what they do.

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Or, having spent the morning reading 785 new threads about himself, Chris O'Grady overlays by five minutes on the final match of the season. In a slight rush to get to Oakwell, he forgets to put his usual pre-match dubbin on his elongated brow, and in the dying seconds of the match misses a header by the merest of millimetres condemning Barnsley to relegation.

 

And there you have it, these threads DO have a purpose.

Or Furious George  could put a decent post on.

Hold on a minute lets go back to the OP it's much more feesible.

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Yep, you could be right.

 

Out of 1,254,853,002,521,982,547,015 different scenarios that could play out before the end of this weird season, that could be one of them! :ohmy:

yep, hope not though !

Or a few thousand years ago a Maya says to another,

"flipping Hell I've chiselled it wrong"

"Fvckem" his mate replies "We will be long gone before they discover we were a few months out."

lol
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Or, having spent the morning reading 785 new threads about himself, Chris O'Grady overlays by five minutes on the final match of the season. In a slight rush to get to Oakwell, he forgets to put his usual pre-match dubbin on his elongated brow, and in the dying seconds of the match misses a header by the merest of millimetres condemning Barnsley to relegation.

 

And there you have it, these threads DO have a purpose.

 

i would like to see your scenario in the form of a funny drawing

 

proving that funny drawings do have a place on this forum

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Or in the 97th minute COG comes hairing down on the Huddersfield goal. Should he score the one on one it will condemn Wednesday to another season in league one and save Barnsley from the dreaded drop.

What's that in the sky? It appears to be falling towards the six Barnsley fans over in that end of the ground. Oh poo poo! Japanese Kamakaze plane! Steve Simonsen's play-off final peantly re-enters orbit! It's blown the entire away end up and blown the ball back towards the Barnsley goal, surely the world class goalkeeper Luke Steele can deal with this? No! It's slipped through his fingers! Oh it's 15th December 2012 all over again with that goal! Is it now stands it will be Barnsley bottom, Wolves 23rd and following them down is Leeds!

Breaking news from Hillsborough! Goal from Steve Howard has sent the home fans into raptures with this late winner that secures Sheffield Wednesday a play off place!

Late drama at some other place we didn't check the whereabouts of! It's a late winner for the home team here and Sheffield United's play off dream is over! Home team 1 Sheffield United 0.

 

Fixed for you

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lets go back to brian at h'field, where i think it's finished.

 

yes it has,chris o grady keeps barnsley up with his last kick for them, and wednesday go down where funnily enough o grady retuns to in the morning.

 

have you got any funny drawings of it brian

 

no, stop going on about funny drawings

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