Beast of Boulogne Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 You could also blame the horse burgers sold around the ground at various vendors They work a treat on peoples guts and mix it with 10 pints of John Smiths finest and it's a recipe for disaste Depends if you have onions on your burger as this will double the effect of trumps. I bought one from the van near the ground yesterday He said ' do you you want owt on it?' I said ' A fiver each way!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pat blondeau Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 This thread is a stinker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 (edited) I'm starting to suspect people are actually bottling them at home to release at the match. "Here, try this one, it's a vintage 1974, a mix of mushy peas and battered sausage" Edited January 20, 2013 by theowlsman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ја�он-�ова Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 My Bruv in-law just about shits himself every home match as he's not allowed to trump at home! Might of been him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbob 13 Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 My Bruv in-law just about shits himself every home match as he's not allowed to trump at home! Might of been him PMSL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kagoshimaowl Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 Glad I am not your brother-in-law...Jesus H Christ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mountain Owl Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 Baked Beans never fail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatzooma Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 For me it's up their with racism and homophobia...It's not acceptable and needs emitting from the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazaston Posted January 20, 2013 Author Share Posted January 20, 2013 For me it's up their with racism and homophobia...It's not acceptable and needs emitting from the game. Believe you me they were definately being emitted at yesterdays game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest wadsleyjackowl Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 Just fixing the site as it's now allowing uploads... I've got some classic shots today inc the four wolves tangos on the front row of the west upper Think the OP was complaining about someone's 'downloads' Neill!! I think it's what they are 'uploading' that is causing the offensive 'downloads'!!! You get a much better class of trumper on the south! All smell of roses you know NOT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Paulos_Medication Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 An isolated incident. Sadly we don't have the freedom to "trump and move " like in the days of standing on the Kop. All seater stadia are killing trumping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazaston Posted January 20, 2013 Author Share Posted January 20, 2013 An isolated incident. Sadly we don't have the freedom to "trump and move " like in the days of standing on the Kop. All seater stadia are killing trumping. Any of you guys that remember Roxys nightclub the smells yesterday would have cleared the dancefloor :st2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazaston Posted January 20, 2013 Author Share Posted January 20, 2013 the fighting used to clear the dancefloor most saturdays Yes & the lighting rig cleared it on Thursdays Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Paulos_Medication Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 The one thing guaranteed to clear the dance floor back then at the roxy was a pack of grannies on the pull. Striking terror in to young lads everywhere. Even the bouncers were scared of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parkfieldowl14 Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 Everytime people stood up some tvvat guffed near us.Proper stunk like poo .at 1 point i was going to ask the lads in front to go & have a pitch inspection.We were sat in row 31 seats 201 to 203. another boring thread about farting.WHAT A LOAD OF SMELLY OLD WIND!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Paulos_Medication Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 this them? Nice one, but I would have taken my chances with the goodies grannies over some of the butch trouts that used to be on the pull in Roxys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugbyowl Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 Everytime people stood up some tvvat guffed near us.Proper stunk like poo .at 1 point i was going to ask the lads in front to go & have a pitch inspection.We were sat in row 31 seats 201 to 203. As soon as I saw this thread I sent a link to my mate. He sent a scan of his ticket stub. I just knew it would be him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longreach Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 Martin Shaw.........named and shamed!!! :st2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ја�он-�ова Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 Treating flatulence Excessive flatulence can usually be treated by making changes to your diet and lifestyle. There are also several over-the-counter treatments available if your flatulence is becoming a problem. Self-care advice Diet Avoid eating foods that are high in unabsorbable carbohydrates (see causes of flatulence for a list). However, it is still important for you to eat a healthy balanced diet, including at least five portions of fruit and vegetables a day. You should choose foods that contain carbohydrates that are easy to digest. These include: potatoes rice lettuce bananas grapes citrus fruits, such as oranges yogurt It is important to note that different people will react differently to certain foods, so some of the foods listed above may still cause flatulence. It is therefore recommended that you keep a food diary to see whether certain foods make your symptoms better or worse. You may find it useful to eat six small meals a day rather than three large ones. Smaller meals are easier to digest and may produce less gas. There is also some limited evidence to suggest that drinking peppermint tea can help improve the symptoms of flatulence. Read this you filthy rotting pigs!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OxOwl Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 I was on Row 30 And the bloke next to me turned round and just said "as thar farted!" then it hit me! :st2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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