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As the kids dream of Santa and presents how many of you have had a dream that you were wearing the blue and white shirt and it seemed so real in your dreams, who were we playing, what happened and what did you do in the match to get the crowd buzzing ? Hopefully you have only had dreams because lets face it we have lived through a few nightmares over the last 15 years

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It would be 0-0 against Arsenal in the 2020 cup final....there would have been a lottery beforehand where a fan can come on..in place of a player from each side on 90 minutes..

My number comes up...and I replace Messi...who has a niggle...due to his age...I'm now 63..but have lost a bit of weight due to a prostate op.

As I trot slowly onto the pitch...We notice that Arsenal have replaced their player with a youngster out of the reserve side....Boos ring round Wembley...Owls fans cry "How come he's not got a Catheter!!!!?....unruffled by the cacophony cos ive got an inner ear infection and can hear flip all...I take me place on the near post as Arsenal have a free kick ...just outside the area..THe ball is struck and it rockets towards the corner of the net..i'm stood at.....

"Sh*te weve foooked it"..the cry goes up....but i take it down on me chest...cough....and wobble upfield....The Arsenal midfield try to close me down...but I'm breathing hard an' me Halitosis makes 'em back off....4 minutes added time goes up...an' I think "Fookin' ell I could get to the halfway line in that time"....Ive always said when watching Wednesday...head down keep going...so I do...I get a pain in me chest that radiates down me left arm..."Bloody hell I think..."Its stitch...."...it all goes a bit hazy....so I shoot...luckily the ball is on the same side as me orthapaedic boot.....it screams goalwards...nestles in the top corner...THe St Johns ambulancemen try to kiss me...i get their intentions wrong...nut one...and get sent off...but the goal stands...I survive..and we win...

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It would be 0-0 against Arsenal in the 2020 cup final....there would have been a lottery beforehand where a fan can come on..in place of a player from each side on 90 minutes..

My number comes up...and I replace Messi...who has a niggle...due to his age...I'm now 63..but have lost a bit of weight due to a prostate op.

As I trot slowly onto the pitch...We notice that Arsenal have replaced their player with a youngster out of the reserve side....Boos ring round Wembley...Owls fans cry "How come he's not got a Catheter!!!!?....unruffled by the cacophony cos ive got an inner ear infection and can hear flip all...I take me place on the near post as Arsenal have a free kick ...just outside the area..THe ball is struck and it rockets towards the corner of the net..i'm stood at.....

"Sh*te weve foooked it"..the cry goes up....but i take it down on me chest...cough....and wobble upfield....The Arsenal midfield try to close me down...but I'm breathing hard an' me Halitosis makes 'em back off....4 minutes added time goes up...an' I think "Fookin' ell I could get to the halfway line in that time"....Ive always said when watching Wednesday...head down keep going...so I do...I get a pain in me chest that radiates down me left arm..."Bloody hell I think..."Its stitch...."...it all goes a bit hazy....so I shoot...luckily the ball is on the same side as me orthapaedic boot.....it screams goalwards...nestles in the top corner...THe St Johns ambulancemen try to kiss me...i get their intentions wrong...nut one...and get sent off...but the goal stands...I survive..and we win...

Middle part of that reminded me of madden in 91

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