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Guest Sweet&TenderOwl

MM has realised its the time for some motivational skills to give us a lift.

And who better for the job of motivating someone, no other than....


Press conference quotes at SWFC and Mr T endears himself to the media, MM and the fans straight away;

On his surprise appointment

"Do you know me? Of course you do. 'Cause I'm famous like the famous Sheffield Sunday!"

On the past regime and on his own plans

"I don't hate fools, I pity them! Everything started as a dream. You gotta have insight, know what you want. You gotta have a plan. Like I tell anybody, if you fail to plan, you're planning to fail. I've been planning ever since I was a youngster to manage the Owls. You've got to start from somewhere. There's nothing wrong or demeaning in flipping burgers. It's more proud than selling drugs."

On team discipline

"Anger - use it, but don't lose it!"

On the privilege the players should feel wearing the Wednesday shirt

"Hey, everybody gotta’ put on clothes and if you don’t you get arrested."

On the team seemingly sleepwalking to relegation and how he'll change the players attitude

"SLEEPWALKING?! I pity you fool! You a disgrace to the man race! It's time to run like a real man! Take that sleepwalker! Do it again sucker, and there's going to be trouble! With a capital Mr.T! Fannies, quit yo Jibber-jabber! You ain't hurt, yo pathetic!, Argh! If I ever catch you playing like a crazy fool again, you're gonna meet my friend pain! Get some nuts!"

On following in Big Ron's footsteps and Big Ron's famous managerial style

"I believe in the Golden Rule - The Man with the Gold... rules!"

On the tactics he'll adopt during his reign

"I got no time for the jibba-jabba. I'm on a real short leash here, and I'm tired of your crazy crap! Don't make me mad, Arrr! Life's tough, but I'm tougher! Teachin' fools some basic rules, you got to believe in the ball, and throw your self at it!"

Lastly, MM is sure this time he's made the right appointment for the club and to keep them up.

After MM backed his man, and the tough decision it was to make, Mr T responded with: "Shut up Milan, crazy fool!"

And so, another crazy era begins at S6, one thing is for sure laziness, the wrong attitude and fools won't be taken lightly under the new man.

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