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I once put a whole two packets of ice cold menthol chewing gum in my mouth and drank ice cold water at the same time, it felt like my throat had been rinsed with liquid nitrogen. I was crying whilst my mouth wouldnt stop dribbling saliva. I made anyone who I breathed on's eyes water for the rest of the day.

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Guest chuckie4570

I reckon there's no one on here that can fit 10 space raiders in their gob. They were reyt chunky. Do they even count as crisps??

Space raiders... top food with the munchies.....
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Guest Paulos_Medication

Don't try with pringles.

Yeah no chance of getting more than a sleeve in.

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Here we see three Wednesdayites attempting it at Nottingham Forest (quite a safe place to try this)

The two on the right just managed a 'three stack' whereas the fan on the left is really going for it - employing the 'clamped four stacker' technique

NIce move....

Im on the back left of this photo.

isnt it strange how i stood for 90 minutes with the crisp eater and didnt even know he was there ...

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Guest Paulos_Medication

Do cheesy puffs count?!

This is urgent information which WILL have an impact on the next 30mins of my life..

I'd be concerned over CMC....( cumulative mouth clagg) if I were you. Have a friend standing by with a long handled spoon or summat.

Good luck.

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I have water so CMC will not be an issue.

I also have fingers in case any digging is needed.

I do feel I need an official response from the big man before any attempt is made though.

I will wait til tomorrow.

Pictures may be shown in evidence.

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