Guest leeterrier Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 Just bought a 'Championship Level' lawnmower.... It doesn't work though, when i opened up the box there were no blades in it!... From an ecsatic Terrriers fan, se you next season!.... That is all!..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamb1253 Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 Wouldn't it be great if Antonio Valencia played for Valencia, David Villa played for Aston Villa, and Danny Shittu played for Sheffield United Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
s29wfc Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 Anyone heard about the blunts new chinese signing? Lee Gwan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OwlsfaninNorway Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 Wouldn't it be great if Antonio Valencia played for Valencia, David Villa played for Aston Villa, and Danny Shittu played for Sheffield United Our local rivals are S heffield United Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bedders Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 (edited) What goes Beep,Beep,Beep?..........Sheffield United's victory bus reversing back into the garage! How do you put a cork back into a champagne bottle? Ask a Sheffield United fan! Job vacancy.....Welder required to weld roof back onto open top bus. Enquiries to SUFC Sheffield 2 Edited May 27, 2012 by Bedders Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sotonowl Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 Just bought a 'Championship Level' lawnmower.... It doesn't work though, when i opened up the box there were no blades in it!... From an ecsatic Terrriers fan, se you next season!.... That is all!..... you don't live in royston vasey by any chance do you?leave the blunts alone,making their life a misery is our job,and yes,we'll see and deal with you next season Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Distraught! Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 Tetley's Brewery put an advertisement in the paper for experienced bottlers. Half of United's squad applied for the job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
since59owe Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 Tetley's Brewery put an advertisement in the paper for experienced bottlers. Half of United's squad applied for the job. Ha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Big Guns Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 Just bought a 'Championship Level' lawnmower.... It doesn't work though, when i opened up the box there were no blades in it!... From an ecsatic Terrriers fan, se you next season!.... That is all!..... Your not having that one I put it on Friday.... In the joke thread.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue and white Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 What's red,white,black and talks poo . United when they are in our shadow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast of Boulogne Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 Anybody who missed UK gold 2 hour comedy special Ealing farce yesterday afternoon it will be repeated again in a couple of years! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VictoryBell Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 you don't live in royston vasey by any chance do you?leave the blunts alone,making their life a misery is our job,and yes,we'll see and deal with you next season A bit nasty (although true). They (HTFC) did us a favour, remember. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roaminowl Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 Your not having that one I put it on Friday.... In the joke thread.... You're not having it either. It was put on here weeks ago - twice. http://www.owlstalk.co.uk/forums/index.php?/topic/171723-just-bought/ http://www.owlstalk.co.uk/forums/index.php?/topic/171711-for-saletell-the-united-fans/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twolaptops Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 Did you see Simmonsen go to punch the ground in frustration and MISS. Then was speeding up the M1 later and was given a fixed PENALTY notice. Pigs forward were so shot shy yesterday BET365 were offering next scorer Ched Evans at 6/4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Big Guns Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 You're not having it either. It was put on here weeks ago - twice. http://www.owlstalk.co.uk/forums/index.php?/topic/171723-just-bought/ http://www.owlstalk.co.uk/forums/index.php?/topic/171711-for-saletell-the-united-fans/ Yep saw it then got it in a text before then but wanted to hold back with it .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BB OWL Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 What goes Beep,Beep,Beep?..........Sheffield United's victory bus reversing back into the garage! How do you put a cork back into a champagne bottle? Ask a Sheffield United fan! Job vacancy.....Welder required to weld roof back onto open top bus. Enquiries to SUFC Sheffield 2 They still wouldn't know how to put it back in, they always seem to lose the bottle before they get the chance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WAWAW Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 What do you call a Sheff.utd fan with a bottle of champagne in his trotter? a waiter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sotonowl Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 A bit nasty (although true). They (HTFC) did us a favour, remember. They didn't do us a favour at all,they weren't thinking about us when they beat the blunts yesterday so don't even think about them doing us a favour. My nephew is a blunt,he supports them because he hated his dad,(my sisters husband) because he was a WEDNESDAYITE.Typical bitter blunt really. What a way to pick a club.Thing is though,he may be a blunt,and bitter at that,but he's my blunt and i aint having no royston vasey lookalike taking the wee wee out of him,that pleasure is mine,and mine alone,so flip off back to udderfeeld you flippingscroat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markowl Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 They didn't do us a favour at all,they weren't thinking about us when they beat the blunts yesterday so don't even think about them doing us a favour. My nephew is a blunt,he supports them because he hated his dad,(my sisters husband) because he was a WEDNESDAYITE.Typical bitter blunt really. What a way to pick a club.Thing is though,he may be a blunt,and bitter at that,but he's my blunt and i aint having no royston vasey lookalike taking the wee wee out of him,that pleasure is mine,and mine alone,so flip off back to udderfeeld you flippingscroat. Are you on your period? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sotonowl Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 Are you on your period? no,you on ramadan? no,you on ramadan? soz,that is to lateral for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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