WatfordOwl Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 How about this: Scores still level after extra time, so then all the WAG's come onto the pitch, and first team to shag all the opposing players WAG's and bring them to orgasm wins? Mass orgy on the field. Make sure John Terry is on, and bring Madine off the bench in the last minute, jobs a good un. OR How about we just keep things as they are Blatter you fool. How do you account for the Justin Fashanu's of the world in this scenario then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJMortimer Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 I seem to recall way back Jimmy Hill suggesting corner counts as a good way of replacing penalty shoot outs. Back then my brother used to get Match magazine so I looked up some random match details to see how reliable this method might be. I'm pretty sure that in their brief Premier League stay back in the early nineties that at the Lane, United beat Tottenham on that score something like 18:3. Spurs ended up winning by a couple of goals if I remember rightly. That's how much those kind of statistics are worth. Personally I'd really like to get rid of penalty shoot-outs. They are a crap way of deciding major events that usually means half of each team aren't involved and a lot relies on the vagaries of fortune. But so far, nobody has come up with a more effective alternative. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cross owl Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 As has been mentioned take a player off from each side every five minutes until a goal is scored , but you choose which of the opposition's players they have to lose . Then its fair apart from the strikers as they would be off first :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miffed Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 Neutral goalie comes on and they play 2-man Wembley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest wilyfox Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 should be settled by a game of pornstar trump cards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swfc-dan Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 Keep penalties! What does Blatter know. By far the most exciting way to end matches, despite us suffering heartache with England all too many times! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest waistline ye diddle Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 British Bulldog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barmyowl1212 Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 Instead of getting rid of the solution why not get rid of the ones with the problem. Blatter and Germans. Job done! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOOTIE AND THE SHIT TU Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 Instead of getting rid of the solution why not get rid of the ones with the problem. Blatter and Germans. Job done! This. The first time I can remember an English team beating a German team on penalties, and Blatter wants the rules changed. Just a bloke, who used up all his luck in one go when he met his wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shnozzle Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 Manager's milk race Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davethemagicweasel Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 (edited) Or we could re-instate the rouge, from the very early days of football. (Worth half a goal.) Would actually be a reight idea, do it for all the cups and it might make FA/League cup games feel special again if we did it for them as well. If still a draw then still go to penalties. Edited May 25, 2012 by davethemagicweasel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anlaby Owl Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 Free kicks from a pre-determined position with the ball remaining in play until claimed by the defending goalkeeper or until a goal is scored. At least there'd be some football involved and this would be much less of a lottery in terms of each combined.teams skill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S25_Owl Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 Here is my idea, not just European matches, but local as well. When it gets to full time of extra time, two substitutes must be made by each team. Each manager decides which players to take off, from his own team. Then two substitutes are chosen by means of a draw. Each PAYING supporters seat is entered into a draw. Whichever seat number is drawn out, that supporter, takes over the professional players place in the team. Play 15 minutes, first goal winner. No score after 15 minutes, two more substitutes, and so on. Could be a long game, but how special for the fans. Every game would sell out ( even you know who's). Just imagine, Tango and Fishcake... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobTheDogTheOwl Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 managers play Hungry Hippo's in the centre circle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiJ Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 Games decided on corner kicks would be more ridiculous than having a round of twister in the middle of the pitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TurtleyTerrible Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 3 Judges and a phone in vote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oneeyedmilkman Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 All unused subs, coaches and physios stick a kit on and you play 22 a side with 3 footballs. Offsides and fouls dont count and when a goal is scored, that ball is taken away. ...I'm sure any serious answer would have been thought of by now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamsandwich Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 Maybe they should take a player off each team every 5 minutes until someone scores, that would sort it out especially if it gets to one on one with the two keepers left. BINGO. I said exactly the same today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edmontonowl Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 replays Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canadianowl Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 Take off 2 or 3 per players for the extra time. They do that in the NHL and play 4 on 4 until someone scores it gets really exciting, end to end stuff! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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