edinburghowl Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 What relation are they to you? The way I see it is: If it's close family then you are struggling. You will probably have to miss out and go. If it's not a family member getting married then you just have to be honest with her. If it was me I would tell your missus to bolt and especially so if it's just one of her pals getting married. I ditched the lass on Valentines Day to go to Hillsborough and she has got over it. Your missus will get over it too. If she doesn't understand then I suggest... http://www.ukdivorcelawyers.co.uk/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pompeyowl Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 The dream is that they lose at Wembley while he has to squirm his way through wedding. While I prop up the bar chuckling into my pint as Jordan Rhodes completes his hat trick. Hahahah that would be flipping quality! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acquiescefc Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 just laugh in her face and say 'we're sheffield wednesday, we do what we want' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dan27 Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 1. Have a fight with the Bride / groom and get crossed off the Guest list. 2. Shag the Bride and post the pic on here. 3. Shag the groom and post them to the bride. Either this or get divorced. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pj owl Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 Same problem as the OP - only worse if possible. Not only is there 'a wedding' - its the wife's dad getting married and my son is supposed to be 'the ringbearer'. When I told him we might have to miss Play Off final if we got there because it was Grandads wedding that day - the look of disappointment on his face said it all. He was only 4 when we went to Cardiff so has limited memory and unlike me, has not seen Wednesday play, and win, at Wembley. Anyway - back to OP. Do what I did - tell her you are going to Wembley - no arguing. If she doesn't understand, she isn't right for you :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkeye Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 sky anywhere, on your mobile, on mute.. as if Cardiffowl, of all people, has negged me for this!! are you going to say he shouldnt miss the game for anything! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
musingowl Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 FFS who are you lot with wedding troubles associating yourselves with? My mate who's a MASSIVE Owl getting married in JULY. My brother a few years ago isn't even interested in football managed to book his wedding in the non football calandar. Anyone who books a Wedding between September and May only has themselves to blame when they're stood in a half empty church. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee A Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 FFS who are you lot with wedding troubles associating yourselves with? My mate who's a MASSIVE Owl getting married in JULY. My brother a few years ago isn't even interested in football managed to book his wedding in the non football calandar. Anyone who books a Wedding between September and May only has themselves to blame when they're stood in a half empty church. Because even god is a wednesdayite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trevdi9 Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 Missed my kids christening for a match ,prioreties and all that , took her twenty years to mention it ,just before our divorce , shallow ***** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shifty Powers Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 Even Michael Vaughan (England's test captain) declared early to watch the playoff final in 2005. If he can do that, I'm sure you can!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOOTIE AND THE SHIT TU Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 Not being very organised, I've just checked the dates for the play-off final (yes I know we're going to get automatic etc etc but just in case) and then I text my missus to tell her not to book anything for that date. I've just received a reply which reads.....'We're going to a wedding'. Any advice on getting out of this one, without being in the dog-house for the next 10 years? Believe me, an answer like - 'Tell her to get the flip out of here', won't work!!! I know the feeling mate, we're going to one in Glasgow on the weekend of the Brentford game, to say me and my son are a bit depressed is an understatement. Just a bloke, who used up all his luck in one go when he met his wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DobbinTheDonkey Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 Here is a tip for all those starting a relationship and those that will eventually be in one. On the inconsequential matters let the other half have their own way. Then on poo that really matters you step up. Tell them about all the times you, supposedly, towed the line. Did things you didn't want to but did it anyway out of love. Women will eat that poo up so well, they will pay for your ticket or whatever it is you want. Pretend to give, give and give again then play that top trump. The above is true. Want to know why I know because I'm going to stick a FACT!!! at the end of this post. FACT!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
licule1975 Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 Ask the wedding couple if they would not mind moving the ceremony down to north London, and having the reception at function room at the new Wembley stadium. Offer a decent wedding prezzie for the disruption. lol love that idea haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUMBELOWS91 Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 Not being very organised, I've just checked the dates for the play-off final (yes I know we're going to get automatic etc etc but just in case) and then I text my missus to tell her not to book anything for that date. I've just received a reply which reads.....'We're going to a wedding'. Any advice on getting out of this one, without being in the dog-house for the next 10 years? Believe me, an answer like - 'Tell her to get the flip out of here', won't work!!! This happened to me in 2005. They're now divorced. Need I say more? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest wadsgod Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 Tell her she's your wife not your owner & marriage is all about give & take. If you let her get her own way with something as important as this, what will be next. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inspector Lestrade Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 It's easy "woman know your place, I'm going to the match and make sure my dinner is ready when I get back home". What's so difficult about that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Distraught! Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 Ask the club to refuse to play on that particular day. If other clubs can refuse to play on a certain day, so can we! (Insensitive I know but to the point). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M Royds Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 Bomb Canarvan Crown Court tomorrow. (Disclaimer: Unlike the Doncaster Airport tweet, I'm only joking) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podski1 Posted April 13, 2012 Author Share Posted April 13, 2012 Thanks people, quality answers as usual....... I've decided that the only thing to do (if the situation arises) is to take all of your advice, so........ I'm gonna create a cardboard cut-out of myself, send it with Reda, Semedo & Jeremy Kyle to the stag do and get them to use it to threaten the groom to change the day. Maybe Jeremy Kyle can do a program on it. I've also booked flying lessons and have ordered my 1st helicopter. For good measure I'll break up with my missus telling her how selfish she is, divorce her, send her flowers, make it up with her, marry her again (not on the 26th May), but this time I'll be a real man and tell her whats what - if the unthinkable happens and we end up the play-offs - I WILL BE THERE!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pops55 Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 My Mrs booked an holiday for us both leaving on the 25 may, therefore we have to go up in second place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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