podski1 Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 Not being very organised, I've just checked the dates for the play-off final (yes I know we're going to get automatic etc etc but just in case) and then I text my missus to tell her not to book anything for that date. I've just received a reply which reads.....'We're going to a wedding'. Any advice on getting out of this one, without being in the dog-house for the next 10 years? Believe me, an answer like - 'Tell her to get the flip out of here', won't work!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattitheowl Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 Tell her to get the flip out of here. Just not bothered... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkeye Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 sky anywhere, on your mobile, on mute.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podski1 Posted April 12, 2012 Author Share Posted April 12, 2012 Tell her to get the flip out of here. lol sky anywhere, on your mobile, on mute.. I can't miss being there!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_WAWAW_ Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 She's not worth it tell her to sling her hook!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bully87 Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 divorce Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peteowl Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 sky anywhere, on your mobile, on mute.. That's all very well, but what about when the vicar asks if anyone has a reason why the two should not be wed and Madine bangs in an overhead kick at the same time! "YYYYYYEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanzaroteowl Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 Ask the wedding couple if they would not mind moving the ceremony down to north London, and having the reception at function room at the new Wembley stadium. Offer a decent wedding prezzie for the disruption. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattitheowl Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 Unless it is your wedding the mrs will get over it. Just not bothered... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest justcraig Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 If it's not your wedding and you didn't even know there was a wedding then it's obviously not that important, buy her a MASSIVE bunch of lily's some chocolates, take her out for a meal and then when she's half cut and all love struck happy..... slam it on her that you can't go to this 2 bit wedding as your beloved Owls are striving for glory at Wembley! But........ personally i'd wait as you won't need to! Unless you wanna watch the blunts play Huddersfield?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest thewill Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 Go on the stag do, make the groom do something he'll regret, tell his missus, hey presto the wedding is off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee A Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 Unless it is your wedding the mrs will get over it. Its as simple as that, why should you be the one stuck in the dog house? Stick her in the dog house for trying to make you miss something that actually matters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Swfc_swfc Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 Get a cardboard cut out of your self Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee A Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 Go on the stag do, make the groom do something he'll regret, tell his missus, hey presto the wedding is off! Or, just to offer a plan B on this one, Send your Mrs to the wedding on her own, let her do something she'll regret, have a great day with us at the game, and find a new mrs. Plenty of women, only one Wednesday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
since59owe Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 Go on the stag do, make the groom do something he'll regret, tell his missus, hey presto the wedding is off! it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 Sometimes in life we've gotta do things we don't always agree with, looks like you've just got to tell her to get fooked! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darklord Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 Tell her marriages are short lived whereas Wednesday are for like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonnyowl Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 Tell her you already have your ticket and paid for the coach! As long as she has no interest in football, she might be oblivious to it all! Tell her its cost you near £100 Tell her they sell tickets early to all fans! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smhouston Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 Firstly, what on earth are you doing going out with a non-owl!? Secondly, just tell her you can't but she's more than welcome to go with you to the play-off final. If she kicks up a fuss and wants to go to the wedding instead of play-off then just apologise and say you'll make it up by taking her away for a weekend somewhere sometime (in the next 20 years) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee A Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 Firstly, what on earth are you doing going out with a non-owl!? Secondly, just tell her you can't but she's more than welcome to go with you to the play-off final. If she kicks up a fuss and wants to go to the wedding instead of play-off then just apologise and say you'll make it up by taking her away for a weekend somewhere sometime (in the next 20 years) Hello me, how are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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