asteener1867 Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 Holy Jesus!!.... Nervous? ...............not 'alf you'll never have a minute in a blue an' white scarf from cradle to grave, you'll be hopin' for a save or an offside goal in the second half Jesus Christ!!...2-1 up with just 10 left i;m chewin' on me rattle..blow the fvckin' whistle ref Holy Jesus! ...nervous ?.. not 'alf you'll never have a minute in a blue an' white scarf It was knitted by me gran, she said "there you go young man" and i trotted off to Hillsboroughs lights Blithely off i go..age of 5 years or so and 50 odd years later i 'm still suffering the sh*te Holy Christ mate!!...! ..kick it in the stand hit it so high that it doesn't fvckin' land Creepin' Jesus!!... nervous? ..not 'alf you'll never have a minute in a blue an' white scarf Hump it! Lump it!..Gods sake ..away!!!!!!! bouncin' like a bugger.....C'mon ...WEDNESDAY!!! Shiverin' sh*twasps!!..nervous ? ..not 'alf You'll never have a minute in a blue an' white scarf Its faded now a bit..but the lines are still clear and I know its still a scarf ' and I hold it so dear.. but its rather on the tatty side...still can see the blue.. which really is a wonder cos I chewed the bugger through Hack it! ..Crack it!..watch that coont at the back its nearly hit the net , you'll get the manager the sack its Holy Moses!! ...nervous?..not half You'll never have a minute in a blue an' white scarf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Row20 Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 Brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEnchanter Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 Epic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WednesdayGibbo Posted April 3, 2012 Share Posted April 3, 2012 That is quality mate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LichfieldOwl Posted April 3, 2012 Share Posted April 3, 2012 (edited) Brilliant again. You're like Semedo Asteener - Magic ! Definitely deserve your own section otherwise these wonders would get lost. Edited April 3, 2012 by Barenecessity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick - Norfolk Owl Posted April 3, 2012 Share Posted April 3, 2012 Are you John Cooper Clarke in disguise? Now that shows my age! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeus Posted April 3, 2012 Share Posted April 3, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronnie Starling Posted April 3, 2012 Share Posted April 3, 2012 Brilliant yet again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pops55 Posted April 3, 2012 Share Posted April 3, 2012 Top post mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shabbyhouse Posted April 3, 2012 Share Posted April 3, 2012 Are you John Cooper Clarke in disguise? Now that shows my age! Mine too! Top job, Bard of the Kop! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trevdi9 Posted April 3, 2012 Share Posted April 3, 2012 class Asteener mate, ,as per usual Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
31Dec1966 Posted April 3, 2012 Share Posted April 3, 2012 Superb, and I too, have my original blue and white scarf knitted by my grandma in 1967. It's worn at least once every year, at the nearest game to the anniversary of my first game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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