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Who used all the toilet roll?

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I was having a dump at the ground yesterday and then when I finished my business I realised that there was no toilet roll. So my question is which cod canyon used all the toilet roll?

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So the smell was you and not the phantom trumper....!!!!! :tango: :tango: :tango: :tango: :tango:

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I was having a dump at the ground yesterday and then when I finished my business I realised that there was no toilet roll. So my question is which cod canyon used all the toilet roll?

proberly the fat C**T who sits behind me on the kop.

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My mate brought a toilet roll from home and threw it when we first scored. He threw it and it didn't un-ravel, wish i'd seen it clonk someone on't head!

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Rule number one: always check there's paper before you start...

or keep some in your pocket before you come to the game.

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I was having a dump at the ground yesterday and then when I finished my business I realised that there was no toilet roll. So my question is which cod canyon used all the toilet roll?

What did you do????????????????

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I was having a dump at the ground yesterday and then when I finished my business I realised that there was no toilet roll. So my question is which cod canyon used all the toilet roll?

Looks like the Ultras have a lot to answer for...

SORRY :ph34r:

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Who broke the toilet roll holder on the kop? Someone at the back of the kop threw a few. Bet it was him the pr!ck

Did i just answer my own question?

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Who broke the toilet roll holder on the kop? Someone at the back of the kop threw a few. Bet it was him the pr!ck

Did i just answer my own question?

yes.

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question:which hand do you use to wipe your a**e with when using bog roll?

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or keep some in your pocket before you come to the game.

Or have a dump at home before you leave.

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It has to be said i have the best dumps at matches. Why is this?

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They need to bring back that tracing paper sh!t roll

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Now I love hillsborough as much as the next person, but having a crap there has got be one of the worst places to go!

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Or have a dump at home before you leave.

which is what i do.

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I had a turd pre-match in the South Stand bogs at the derby. Mixture of Saturday night ale and extreme fear of losing brought it on. Facilities were excellent. Even hung my coat on the back of the door.

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