Bahrain Owl Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 After a session on Wards, Stones and John Smiths Magnet, we used to deliberately go to the old Islamabad restaurant down on Attercliffe common on Friday nights purely in an effort to cultivate the bowel activity for the next days event. Especially if it meant a long car ride ..somewhere like Gillingham. Great stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jeffrey Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 I'm sick of people trumping at games... They make a RIGHT smell I dont think they understand the impact it has on all those around them Sometimes - in packed and confined spaces in the stands - it can take your breath away Thing is - if you're breathing in someone else's trump - surely it will then go down into your tummy and out of YOUR bum too ? Trump Domino Effect JUST SAY NO a bit like the human centipede but on a smaller scale? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lesbarbeux Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 Holding in a fart can affect your heart, and could resilt in an op'. But a right good fart relieves the heart, So share it with the Kop! Medical fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roscoe P. Coltrane Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 islamabad another one of our old favourites wer kismat on spital hill..the waiter was also the chef then he wud drive you home in a smelly old datsun and the toilet wer in aly at the side starter and main course bout £2.50 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trumpyowl Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 Holding in a fart can affect your heart, and could resilt in an op'. But a right good fart relieves the heart, So share it with the Kop! Medical fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roscoe P. Coltrane Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 Kismat was quality cheap but lovely grub and the Datsun taxi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bahrain Owl Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 islamabad another one of our old favourites wer kismat on spital hill..the waiter was also the chef then he wud drive you home in a smelly old datsun and the toilet wer in aly at the side starter and main course bout £2.50 It was a bit too far out for us as we were Darnall side. The nice thing in the Islamabad (besides the toilets) was when you ordered an extra chapati and it was passed hand by hand from the kitchen through 2 or 3 waiters until it arrived (by hand) at your table. Ahem - excuse me a minute, I'm ...Umphh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Triplo Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 I reckon DJ has released more gas than most at recent games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
p.c guru Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 Those that make your trousers rattle are best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shandypants Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 Telling you now, thats a wet disaster in the making. Don't do it. I don't care. I'm feeling trumptastic this morning! I've aimed a few at Mrs ShandyPants and she's not too happy about it. I just hope it'll last until this afternoon as I think I'm going to have to 'jettison some cargo' soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chuckie4570 Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 But beer & pies make natural gas..... blame John Smiths!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@owlstalk Posted October 6, 2012 Author Share Posted October 6, 2012 Trumping Just say no Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parkfieldowl14 Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 Once sat behind Fishcake at the back at the kop when he dropped a large one.and we all thought that WMD's were supposed to be outlawed under international law. :wacko: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shandypants Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 Trumping Just say no Do you mean 'Just say NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN<trumps>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh - better out then in'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrEdwards Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 Anybody sat on south stand near the pitch today - siz like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrEdwards Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 Anybody sat on south stand near the pitch today - soz like Whoops followed through Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Teetowl Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 I just trusted one a little bit too much. Glad morrisons sell undercrackers. True story I'm afraid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@owlstalk Posted October 26, 2012 Author Share Posted October 26, 2012 I think Northstanders trump most Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nunbarrtowls Posted October 26, 2012 Share Posted October 26, 2012 lets get a skid for a kid day going. next time theres a cheap ticket match on we could all arrange to go out for our favorite bum rumbler food and drink mix then holding it in until a given signal we could all let wang together,,,,, awsome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jez3942 Posted October 26, 2012 Share Posted October 26, 2012 Only Chavs fart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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