Guest Johnbloodaxe Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 (edited) Talking of kebabs the very best kebab in sheffield used to be just down form the Albert opposite the city hall, I think I remember it was called Chubbys? A long long time ago.. BUT he used to make his own doner lebabs out of slices of lamb stacked up, the proper original way, they wer ethe best ones I have ever tasted in this country proper made up ones, not those processed amputated legs that you get nowa days, You didnt even have to be pissed to enjoy a chubbys kebab they were bloody marvellous... The best burgers were at uncle sams back then and the best pizzas at mommas just up from t'crucible.. a quick 12 inch plus a carafe of Italian house wine.. marvellous... those were the simple days.. none of this chain crap from USA... Edited March 13, 2012 by Johnbloodaxe Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Wirrowl Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 Still get a top notch kebab and a world class cheeseburger in Chubby's. I staggered in at 1am the night before the derby and it was Michelin starred in my opinion. Link to post Share on other sites
barmyowl1212 2,628 Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 Last away game of 2009-2010, Cardiff. 3 guys in front of us p1ssed as you like. 1 of em farting like a trooper. Each time he guffed we had a good laugh along with his other 2 mates- he was oblivious! Each one was worse until the second half - you could chew on em and they made your eyes water by this time! On about 70 mins he disappeared. Came back 5 minutes later and then the first words he said all game were - 'poo me sen' We are all cheered. Esajas hit the post. We went down next game. If you were that man- own up now! That game was a very messy game. I saw at least 3 people being sick whilst game was on. One woman could hardly stand. . Anyone know the village near Celtic manor golf course that we took over? There were about 7 coaches and a fair few mini buses. Mental day out. Link to post Share on other sites
barmyowl1212 2,628 Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 Found it! It was Caerleon Link to post Share on other sites
Charles Monkey 339 Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 Apparently, one of the main reasons the smoking ban came into force was because:- there was a danger of methane combustion in crowded areas. Link to post Share on other sites
shandypants 10,346 Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 Forgot to mention that there was a right dirty arse sat near me last Tuesday. The dirty bugger was at it all match. The smell almost gave me a flipping migraine. The dirty 2@. Link to post Share on other sites
barn_owl 296 Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 I think that farting at games should be encouraged and I invite everyone to join in! Link to post Share on other sites
MilanTheMan 491 Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 Lets all fart at huddersfield before we leave Link to post Share on other sites
mullethead 55 Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 IF YOU DON'T TRUMP AND BOUNCE THEN YOU'RE A BLADE Link to post Share on other sites
@owlstalk 51,244 Posted May 2, 2012 Author Share Posted May 2, 2012 That game was a very messy game. I saw at least 3 people being sick whilst game was on. One woman could hardly stand. . I have seen people being sick cos of trumps too Not nice Owlstalk Shop Link to post Share on other sites
sweetsheri 6,742 Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 A guy in front of me followed through against PNE..very messy situation Link to post Share on other sites
nunbarrtowls 57 Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Plastic seats don't help cos when you fart the ransid gas cannot disperse normaly but tend to scurry up the back of the seat and funnel straight up the nostrils of the poor sod behind you.I can remember one match where i couldn't stop farting but felt it was ok cos i didn't get a whiff of owt and it wasn't till i shouted out ;'.,`;: you stink and the reply came back from behind, "not as much as the dirty git who keeps farting up here. i kept tight arsed about things after that Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Teetowl Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Ts all the bouncing, it shakes it out of me! :-( Link to post Share on other sites
Guest wadsleybridgeowl Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Plastic seats don't help cos when you fart the ransid gas cannot disperse normaly but tend to scurry up the back of the seat and funnel straight up the nostrils of the poor sod behind you.I can remember one match where i couldn't stop farting but felt it was ok cos i didn't get a whiff of owt and it wasn't till i shouted out ;'.,`;: you stink and the reply came back from behind, "not as much as the dirty git who keeps farting up here. i kept tight arsed about things after that The grandstand seats are padded . Hey presto whoopee cushions . Very comfusing until the odour sneaks out. Link to post Share on other sites
shandypants 10,346 Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 I'm going to trump at the match tomorrow. I've had Malaysian coconut beef curry and a few pints of bitter. My bum is rumbling and I don't care about others noses!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Bahrain Owl 283 Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 After a session on Wards, Stones and John Smiths Magnet, we used to deliberately go to the old Islamabad restaurant down on Attercliffe common on Friday nights purely in an effort to cultivate the bowel activity for the next days event. Especially if it meant a long car ride ..somewhere like Gillingham. Great stuff. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest jeffrey Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 I'm sick of people trumping at games... They make a RIGHT smell I dont think they understand the impact it has on all those around them Sometimes - in packed and confined spaces in the stands - it can take your breath away Thing is - if you're breathing in someone else's trump - surely it will then go down into your tummy and out of YOUR bum too ? Trump Domino Effect JUST SAY NO a bit like the human centipede but on a smaller scale? Link to post Share on other sites
lesbarbeux 939 Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 Holding in a fart can affect your heart, and could resilt in an op'. But a right good fart relieves the heart, So share it with the Kop! Medical fact. Link to post Share on other sites
Roscoe P. Coltrane 15,401 Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 islamabad another one of our old favourites wer kismat on spital hill..the waiter was also the chef then he wud drive you home in a smelly old datsun and the toilet wer in aly at the side starter and main course bout £2.50 Link to post Share on other sites
Trumpyowl 45 Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 Holding in a fart can affect your heart, and could resilt in an op'. But a right good fart relieves the heart, So share it with the Kop! Medical fact. Link to post Share on other sites
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