Guest Johnbloodaxe Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 (edited) Wards's used to be worst for that... Blooody Wards's bitter... I'm sure they added trump powder to it.. it could be a great point when it was on though... I'm sure it was to do with the River Porter water... Edited March 13, 2012 by Johnbloodaxe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickjj Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 Wards's used to be worst for that... Blooody Wards's bitter... I'm sure they added trump powder to it.. it could be a great point when it was on though... I'm sure it was to do with the River Porter water... They did have the most truthful advertising slogan to be fair "Brewing what Comes Naturally" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Johnbloodaxe Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 (edited) Exaclty they even advertised that it made you trump... Class!! Good old Yorkshire Beer for good old Yorkshire folk.. just like that interwebby thing... and that tea too... we are taking over by stealth.. Edited March 13, 2012 by Johnbloodaxe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Big Guns Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 Chicken, lamb and dinner kebab Merdock's kebab shop. Were merdocks kebab shop... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Johnbloodaxe Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 (edited) Talking of kebabs the very best kebab in sheffield used to be just down form the Albert opposite the city hall, I think I remember it was called Chubbys? A long long time ago.. BUT he used to make his own doner lebabs out of slices of lamb stacked up, the proper original way, they wer ethe best ones I have ever tasted in this country proper made up ones, not those processed amputated legs that you get nowa days, You didnt even have to be pissed to enjoy a chubbys kebab they were bloody marvellous... The best burgers were at uncle sams back then and the best pizzas at mommas just up from t'crucible.. a quick 12 inch plus a carafe of Italian house wine.. marvellous... those were the simple days.. none of this chain crap from USA... Edited March 13, 2012 by Johnbloodaxe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wirrowl Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 Still get a top notch kebab and a world class cheeseburger in Chubby's. I staggered in at 1am the night before the derby and it was Michelin starred in my opinion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barmyowl1212 Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 Last away game of 2009-2010, Cardiff. 3 guys in front of us p1ssed as you like. 1 of em farting like a trooper. Each time he guffed we had a good laugh along with his other 2 mates- he was oblivious! Each one was worse until the second half - you could chew on em and they made your eyes water by this time! On about 70 mins he disappeared. Came back 5 minutes later and then the first words he said all game were - 'poo me sen' We are all cheered. Esajas hit the post. We went down next game. If you were that man- own up now! That game was a very messy game. I saw at least 3 people being sick whilst game was on. One woman could hardly stand. . Anyone know the village near Celtic manor golf course that we took over? There were about 7 coaches and a fair few mini buses. Mental day out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barmyowl1212 Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 Found it! It was Caerleon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Monkey Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 Apparently, one of the main reasons the smoking ban came into force was because:- there was a danger of methane combustion in crowded areas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shandypants Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 Forgot to mention that there was a right dirty arse sat near me last Tuesday. The dirty bugger was at it all match. The smell almost gave me a flipping migraine. The dirty 2@. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barn_owl Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 I think that farting at games should be encouraged and I invite everyone to join in! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilanTheMan Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 Lets all fart at huddersfield before we leave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mullethead Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 IF YOU DON'T TRUMP AND BOUNCE THEN YOU'RE A BLADE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@owlstalk Posted May 2, 2012 Author Share Posted May 2, 2012 That game was a very messy game. I saw at least 3 people being sick whilst game was on. One woman could hardly stand. . I have seen people being sick cos of trumps too Not nice Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetsheri Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 A guy in front of me followed through against PNE..very messy situation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nunbarrtowls Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Plastic seats don't help cos when you fart the ransid gas cannot disperse normaly but tend to scurry up the back of the seat and funnel straight up the nostrils of the poor sod behind you.I can remember one match where i couldn't stop farting but felt it was ok cos i didn't get a whiff of owt and it wasn't till i shouted out ;'.,`;: you stink and the reply came back from behind, "not as much as the dirty git who keeps farting up here. i kept tight arsed about things after that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Teetowl Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Ts all the bouncing, it shakes it out of me! :-( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest wadsleybridgeowl Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Plastic seats don't help cos when you fart the ransid gas cannot disperse normaly but tend to scurry up the back of the seat and funnel straight up the nostrils of the poor sod behind you.I can remember one match where i couldn't stop farting but felt it was ok cos i didn't get a whiff of owt and it wasn't till i shouted out ;'.,`;: you stink and the reply came back from behind, "not as much as the dirty git who keeps farting up here. i kept tight arsed about things after that The grandstand seats are padded . Hey presto whoopee cushions . Very comfusing until the odour sneaks out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shandypants Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 I'm going to trump at the match tomorrow. I've had Malaysian coconut beef curry and a few pints of bitter. My bum is rumbling and I don't care about others noses!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Farrell Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 I'm going to trump at the match tomorrow. I've had Malaysian coconut beef curry and a few pints of bitter. My bum is rumbling and I don't care about others noses!!! Telling you now, thats a wet disaster in the making. Don't do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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