Guest Shiny-owl Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 I hold my hands up, I did three but none of them smelt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRUCE LEE Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 I thought the bloke in front of us constantly passed wind... Then I realised the stench trickled over each time he spoke to his mate. He also smells of dog biscuits. CLEAN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Teetowl Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 Honestly? I did a propper gufter today. It really hummed too, to the point where I felt it necessary to visit the north stand lavs and do a keck check. It was all clear...... I blame Friday night lager! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ultimateowl Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 Could you imagine the stains after the Sheffield Derby? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Teetowl Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 Thing is - it takes 140 man hours to clean these up after a game 140 hours x £6 per hour = £24,600 £840? Times that by all our home games = £3,969,185 WE COULD HAVE BOUGHT BEN MARSHALL WITH THAT THANKS A LOT WEDNESDAYITE ffs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReadingOwl Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 Jack Charlton made aa appeal after the Oldham game for everyone to stop trumping, or else he would leave. It stopped for a while - but it is back again. All down hill since then. It sets a bad example. My kids trump all the time, too. It sets a bad example. It should be stamped on - metaphorically speaking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@owlstalk Posted March 10, 2012 Author Share Posted March 10, 2012 Jack Charlton made aa appeal after the Oldham game for everyone to stop trumping, or else he would leave. It stopped for a while - but it is back again. All down hill since then. It sets a bad example. My kids trump all the time, too. It sets a bad example. It should be stamped on - metaphorically speaking. I just trumped out loud laughing at that.... Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Malc Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 Think how bad it would be if Mitchell wasn't now under the thumb was still going Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@owlstalk Posted March 10, 2012 Author Share Posted March 10, 2012 ha ha ha !! Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Malc Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 He once made a woman vomit with the smell of his guff - at the following game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@owlstalk Posted March 10, 2012 Author Share Posted March 10, 2012 I heard when he trumped it broke one of the dams up Rivelin and caused the Sheffield flood.. Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Big Guns Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 My names big guns and I trump at games There I've said it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Malc Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 His gas was rejected by Hitler for use in concentration camps for being 'a bit too cruel' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owl in Nottingham Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 Do you think Charlie Webster trumps? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lesvegas Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 (edited) Her fanny trumps can be heard in Hull by sheer coincidence they actually smell like Hull Edited March 10, 2012 by lesvegas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stoop Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 Do you think Charlie Webster trumps? Charlie Webster fanny farts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilanTheMan Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 (edited) Wow, a thread about people pooing themselves. Dirty Edited March 10, 2012 by MilanTheMan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Owl Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 Tuesday night was the worst i have smelt in a long while Try going to the bog then taking a bath before the match, alternatively stay at home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shandypants Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 I can cope with the ordinary smelling trumps but what really gets my goat is the trumps that tell the story from Friday night - the ones that smell like a gallon of flaccid beer and a rancid donner kebab. Those type of trumps make my eyes water. I don't think that its a coincidence that 76% of Wednesdayite members like to spend Friday night drinking at least 8 pints of bitter prior to consuming a Merdocks' special with extra chilli sauce. Wednesdayite offends my nostrils!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shandypants Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 Jack Charlton made aa appeal after the Oldham game for everyone to stop trumping, or else he would leave. It stopped for a while - but it is back again. All down hill since then. It sets a bad example. My kids trump all the time, too. It sets a bad example. It should be stamped on - metaphorically speaking. Yes I can remember this. We used to trump on the Kop a lot back then and, being civilised, we used to wipe our bottoms after trumping. I can remember that some of the toilet rolls ended up on the pitch when we were passing them around - Big Jack complained about that. What he failed to realise was that bottom hygiene is essential. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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