@owlstalk Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 I'm sick of people trumping at games... They make a RIGHT smell I dont think they understand the impact it has on all those around them Sometimes - in packed and confined spaces in the stands - it can take your breath away Thing is - if you're breathing in someone else's trump - surely it will then go down into your tummy and out of YOUR bum too ? Trump Domino Effect JUST SAY NO Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eccy Owl Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 Someone keeps doing at the top of the Kop every game, dirty barstewards. Also it's blatantly that girl in the red coat who let rip on the picture above. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@owlstalk Posted March 10, 2012 Author Share Posted March 10, 2012 I thought it would be the piemuncher Pie and Peas = DISASTER at a football match at the woman front left though It clearly hit her HARD Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barmyowl1212 Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 Someone round me farts like a trooper and the smell is that of our old boardroom during a meeting. I would never fart at a game unless someone is weeing me off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Monkey Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 In an average crowd of 20,000, it has been established 71% of the crowd will break wind at some point during the game. Therefore, approximately 14,000 people farted today. I can say hand on heart I was not one of them. That said, I have been known to let one go on a packed terrace before now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owllincoln Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 I think it's Willowl 4 rows back who looks the guilty one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@owlstalk Posted March 10, 2012 Author Share Posted March 10, 2012 There's been some classic guffs over the years One on the kop once was that strong I thought I was choking on it It was like a gassy apple stuck in my throat Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Farrell Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 I'm sure I mentioned this the other day, but I'm not sure Neil is taking it seriously. It's the ones classed as a creeper, a floating air bisquit. A fart that can not be heard but can sure as hell be smelt. This type of flatulent sneaks up on you and unless there is a breeze, and its hard to tell who it came from. Until now. The culprit always looks up at the stand roof, then looks round to see if anyone has identified them. Test this theory if you don't believe me. Lifetime bans are the only answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
w.owl Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 Tuesday night was the worst i have smelt in a long while,,,, the dirty bas&ard should need to see a doctor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraiseOrGrumble Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 Someone round me farts like a trooper and the smell is that of our old boardroom during a meeting. I would never fart at a game unless someone is weeing me off Bourbons? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@owlstalk Posted March 10, 2012 Author Share Posted March 10, 2012 With some of these 'incidents' it's clear that some aren't purely gas... I bet there's been some slippery pants afterwards.. I think some 'go galore' whilst stood up - then when they sit back down realise that there's been 'liquid leakage' Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Farrell Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 I have no doubt that when breaking violent wind, some of these people are allowing a chocolate mini-egg to escape. I'm pretty sure they are all Wednesdayite members. Enough said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@owlstalk Posted March 10, 2012 Author Share Posted March 10, 2012 Wednesdayite members are responsible for over 89% of all trumpypoops let loose at Hillsborough SHAME ON THEM Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradowl Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 (edited) In an average crowd of 20,000, it has been established 71% of the crowd will break wind at some point during the game. Therefore, approximately 14,000 people farted today. I can say hand on heart I was not one of them. That said, I have been known to let one go on a packed terrace before now. Though I'm not on that photo I was one of the 14,000 today. Edited March 10, 2012 by bradowl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barmyowl1212 Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 Bourbons? Bull poo poo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Farrell Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 Wednesdayite members are responsible for over 89% of all trumpypoops let loose at Hillsborough SHAME ON THEM I'd like to see the numbers for Nigels proportion of that. Especially when he's had another kerfuffle with Lee on here. I'm thinking they won't make good reading, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@owlstalk Posted March 10, 2012 Author Share Posted March 10, 2012 14,000 trumpy bombs dropped today I reckon 13,768 were Wednesdayite members 4128 will have resulted in stains And at least 246 of them will have left ickle chunky blobs for the stewards to clean up after the match SHAME ON THEM Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@owlstalk Posted March 10, 2012 Author Share Posted March 10, 2012 Thing is - it takes 140 man hours to clean these up after a game 140 hours x £6 per hour = £24,600 Times that by all our home games = £3,969,185 WE COULD HAVE BOUGHT BEN MARSHALL WITH THAT THANKS A LOT WEDNESDAYITE ffs Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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