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Charlie Webster, with her fanny comparable in size to a crevice in measure of somewhere between the dimensions of Mary Poppins' travelbag and the San Andreas fault. I'm 25 if you wish to use this for statistical purposes.

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Ive had few and she looks Rough As flip tonight on SSN lol

She looks filth all the time regardless of the Ale :otsy:

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I'm 25 and a half.

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the average age so far is, what, 24.(something)??

Charlie Webster, with her fanny like Owlstalk advertising revenue following shitstorm wednesday-friday

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38 - equal to the force of gravity in n/kg, that Charlie webster fanny imparts the objects around it

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30 - The kilograms of fine colombian marching powder Charlie Webster is able to smuggle through customs in one trip...

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I'm 24 too

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25 - which is also roughly the amount of pints I will be sinkin tonight and tomorrow

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Let's see how many ages we can collate and then I will put the data into a graph for the benefit of Galaxypuppet.

I am 24

I am 44

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Sounds like a good idea. Then we can ask Galaxypuppet why age matters when telling a charlie webster joke and we can all live our lives again.

You used the word 'again'?

That would imply you had a life to start with.

Enjoy your Fanny jokes. Be proud of yourself kid.

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34 - ironically the number of men Charlie Webster can fit in her scraggy, distended fanny at any one time.

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"Charlie Webter's scraggy fanny!!"

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34 - ironically the number of men Charlie Webster can fit in her scraggy, distended fanny at any one time.

For clarity... This is in reference to full bodies, rather than number of *****?

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"Charlie Webster's scraggy fanny!!"

If Owlstalk ever produced a fanzine, it now has a name.

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I'm 44 which is exactly the amount of Chilean miners that are still awaiting rescue from Charlie websters fanny

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I'm 36 which is how many king size juice rags Charlie Webster has to use in one go..

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31 the number of the double decker bus that disapeared up charlie websters fanny

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