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our own personal jesus

someone to play the right pass

not like a crab

our own personal jesus

someone to win back the ball

and score us a goal

our own personal jesus

someone to get stuck in

make you fear our team

PRUTTON!!

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Gaudete, gaudete! Christus est natus

Ex Maria virgine, gaudete!

Tempus adest gratiæ

Hoc quod optabamus,

Carmina lætitiæ

Devote reddamus.

Deus homo factus est

Natura mirante,

Mundus renovatus est

A Christo regnante.

Ezechielis porta

Clausa pertransitur,

Unde lux est orta

Salus invenitur.

Ergo nostra contio

Psallat iam in lustro;

Benedicat Domino:

Salus Regi nostro.

I knew singing that song in primary school would come in use one day

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To the tune of.."If you're happy and you know it...."

Oh he came down from the cross and played for us

Oh he came down from the cross and played for us

all you heathens will be sorry, when he nails a fvckin' volley

Oh he came down from the cross and played for us

Oh he doesn't turn the water into wine

No he doesn't turn the water into wine

but miracles abound as he plays the ball around

and he'll do the alcohol thing when he's time

OH the loaves and fishes thingy, it can wait

cos who cares about some Hovis and a Skate

though i think it can be said, that he raised the bloody dead

our midfield was once like Lazarus....quite late

Oh he came down from the cross and played for us

Oh he came down from the cross and played for us

all you heathens will be sorry, when he nails a fvckin' volley

Oh he came down from the cross and played for us...........

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To the tune of.."If you're happy and you know it...."

Oh he came down from the cross and played for us

Oh he came down from the cross and played for us

all you heathens will be sorry, when he nails a fvckin' volley

Oh he came down from the cross and played for us

Oh he doesn't turn the water into wine

No he doesn't turn the water into wine

but miracles abound as he plays the ball around

and he'll do the alcohol thing when he's time

OH the loaves and fishes thingy, it can wait

cos who cares about some Hovis and a Skate

though i think it can be said, that he raised the bloody dead

our midfield was once like Lazarus....quite late

Oh he came down from the cross and played for us

Oh he came down from the cross and played for us

all you heathens will be sorry, when he nails a fvckin' volley

Oh he came down from the cross and played for us...........

Genius!!

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My Mum came up with the best ever excuse for adultery, combiah.

My Mother came up with the best ever excuse for adultery combiah.

She's a virgin honest, combiah

Deluded Joseph, combiah.

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