US_Owl Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 Been thinking about the impending transfer merry-go-round, and what my perfect squad would be. Megson and Mandaric have said 23 players, so here are mine that i think would get us GUARANTEED promotion. GK Dimitri Kharine (Not getting a game at Chelski) GK Tony Coton (Experienced backup) DR Gudni Bergsson (Solid) DR Paul Parker (International class) DL Francis Benali © (The anchor of the team) DL Rufus Brevett (Good going forward, extra option) DC Spencer Prior (Class) DC Darren Peacock (Read that as PeaROCK- big unit, demolishes strikers for fun. Long hair.) DC Glenn Hysen (The Silver Fox- sexy and talented) DC John Scales (Never gets injured- pace to burn) MR Nicky Summerbee (Looks like he has crawled out of a bin, faster then Ato Bolden) MR Ruel Fox ("The Little Genius") ML Anders Limpar (Quick as a w*nk in the office toilets) ML Iain Woan (Crosses, beautiful crosses. 98 England caps) DMC Barry Horne (I'd cut my c*ck off to get this fella back) DMC Kevin Richardson (The tache) MC Oyvind Leonhardsen (World Footballer of the Year twice- sort of player we need) MC Peter Fear (Playmaker supreme) ST Daniel Amokachi (18st battering ram. Monster) ST Andrea Silenzi (Proven at the highest level) ST Bryan Roy (Fast. Dutch. Black) ST Ian Marshall (Will run all day slower than everyone else.) ST John Fashanu (Morale booster. Golden boot winner) Any thoughts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EcclesallOwl Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 poo poo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oh_weds_we_love_you Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 Any thoughts? Yes, you have too much time on your hands! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
US_Owl Posted April 18, 2011 Author Share Posted April 18, 2011 Harsh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRADDAZ Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 My thoughts are why the **** would you waste your time making this thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
US_Owl Posted April 18, 2011 Author Share Posted April 18, 2011 Harsh again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumble Fish Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 Plus, the racist edge to the whole thing makes me sick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darra Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 Been thinking about the impending transfer merry-go-round, and what my perfect squad would be. Megson and Mandaric have said 23 players, so here are mine that i think would get us GUARANTEED promotion. GK Dimitri Kharine (Not getting a game at Chelski) GK Tony Coton (Experienced backup) DR Gudni Bergsson (Solid) DR Paul Parker (International class) DL Francis Benali © (The anchor of the team) DL Rufus Brevett (Good going forward, extra option) DC Spencer Prior (Class) DC Darren Peacock (Read that as PeaROCK- big unit, demolishes strikers for fun. Long hair.) DC Glenn Hysen (The Silver Fox- sexy and talented) DC John Scales (Never gets injured- pace to burn) MR Nicky Summerbee (Looks like he has crawled out of a bin, faster then Ato Bolden) MR Ruel Fox ("The Little Genius") ML Anders Limpar (Quick as a w*nk in the office toilets) ML Iain Woan (Crosses, beautiful crosses. 98 England caps) DMC Barry Horne (I'd cut my c*ck off to get this fella back) DMC Kevin Richardson (The tache) MC Oyvind Leonhardsen (World Footballer of the Year twice- sort of player we need) MC Peter Fear (Playmaker supreme) ST Daniel Amokachi (18st battering ram. Monster) ST Andrea Silenzi (Proven at the highest level) ST Bryan Roy (Fast. Dutch. Black) ST Ian Marshall (Will run all day slower than everyone else.) ST John Fashanu (Morale booster. Golden boot winner) Any thoughts? Fash is 48 as is Barry Horne, can't be bothered to look the others up but my guess is pace might be an issue as well as lasting the 90 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest locky Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 Whos ur crack dealer ? Keep hold of him he sells good poo poo ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
US_Owl Posted April 18, 2011 Author Share Posted April 18, 2011 I can't believe some of these replies. This team/squad would fist this league. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest aphextwins Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 I can't believe some of these replies. This team/squad would fist this league. In 1995. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
US_Owl Posted April 18, 2011 Author Share Posted April 18, 2011 In 1995. I dont get your point. Class is permanent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orlando_Trustful Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 (edited) Been thinking about the impending transfer merry-go-round, and what my perfect squad would be. Megson and Mandaric have said 23 players, so here are mine that i think would get us GUARANTEED promotion. GK Dimitri Kharine (Not getting a game at Chelski) GK Tony Coton (Experienced backup) DR Gudni Bergsson (Solid) DR Paul Parker (International class) DL Francis Benali © (The anchor of the team) DL Rufus Brevett (Good going forward, extra option) DC Spencer Prior (Class) DC Darren Peacock (Read that as PeaROCK- big unit, demolishes strikers for fun. Long hair.) DC Glenn Hysen (The Silver Fox- sexy and talented) DC John Scales (Never gets injured- pace to burn) MR Nicky Summerbee (Looks like he has crawled out of a bin, faster then Ato Bolden) MR Ruel Fox ("The Little Genius") ML Anders Limpar (Quick as a w*nk in the office toilets) ML Iain Woan (Crosses, beautiful crosses. 98 England caps) DMC Barry Horne (I'd cut my c*ck off to get this fella back) DMC Kevin Richardson (The tache) MC Oyvind Leonhardsen (World Footballer of the Year twice- sort of player we need) MC Peter Fear (Playmaker supreme) ST Daniel Amokachi (18st battering ram. Monster) ST Andrea Silenzi (Proven at the highest level) ST Bryan Roy (Fast. Dutch. Black) ST Ian Marshall (Will run all day slower than everyone else.) ST John Fashanu (Morale booster. Golden boot winner) Any thoughts? Absolutely pure comedy gold. The ones in bold seriously made me laugh, especially Bryan Roy, big Darren Peacock and Dmitiri Kharine, I nearly choked in laughter. +1 from me pal, genius. Edited April 18, 2011 by Orlando_Trustful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest scott876 Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 Been thinking about the impending transfer merry-go-round, and what my perfect squad would be. Megson and Mandaric have said 23 players, so here are mine that i think would get us GUARANTEED promotion. GK Dimitri Kharine (Not getting a game at Chelski) GK Tony Coton (Experienced backup) DR Gudni Bergsson (Solid) DR Paul Parker (International class) DL Francis Benali © (The anchor of the team) DL Rufus Brevett (Good going forward, extra option) DC Spencer Prior (Class) DC Darren Peacock (Read that as PeaROCK- big unit, demolishes strikers for fun. Long hair.) DC Glenn Hysen (The Silver Fox- sexy and talented) DC John Scales (Never gets injured- pace to burn) MR Nicky Summerbee (Looks like he has crawled out of a bin, faster then Ato Bolden) MR Ruel Fox ("The Little Genius") ML Anders Limpar (Quick as a w*nk in the office toilets) ML Iain Woan (Crosses, beautiful crosses. 98 England caps) DMC Barry Horne (I'd cut my c*ck off to get this fella back) DMC Kevin Richardson (The tache) MC Oyvind Leonhardsen (World Footballer of the Year twice- sort of player we need) MC Peter Fear (Playmaker supreme) ST Daniel Amokachi (18st battering ram. Monster) ST Andrea Silenzi (Proven at the highest level) ST Bryan Roy (Fast. Dutch. Black) ST Ian Marshall (Will run all day slower than everyone else.) ST John Fashanu (Morale booster. Golden boot winner) Any thoughts? Yeah one thought,where's Sir David Hirst's squad shirt??????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
US_Owl Posted April 18, 2011 Author Share Posted April 18, 2011 Absolutely pure comedy gold. The ones in bold seriously made me laugh, especially Bryan Roy, big Darren Peacock and Dmitiri Kharine, I nearly choked in laughter. +1 from me pal, genius. Cheers mate. I'm just slightly disappointed that i didn't manage to find places for Roy Wegerle, Bradley Allen, Andy Myers, Glenn Helder, Gary Penrice or Ian Culverhouse. Maybe next season? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_forgotten_city Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 Ha ha. Read this at work and was weeing myself. Can't believe all the grief you're getting. Racist? That's one of the single most ridiculous comments I've ever read on here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chenk Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 Dik ed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
US_Owl Posted April 18, 2011 Author Share Posted April 18, 2011 Dik ed Goodness me, such vitriol! Isn't it past your bedtime? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chenk Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 Goodness me, such vitriol! Isn't it past your bedtime? Bell end Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darra Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 Goodness me, such vitriol! Isn't it past your bedtime? I know where you live :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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