Rodger Wylde Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 HMS Pisstheleague is being recalled due to heavy seas. She will be in re-fit until the end of this current season, then its full steam ahead for a championship winning campaign from division four. All aboard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furious George Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 HMS Pisstheleague2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattitheowl Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 At least we will be able to save money by closing the North Stand for the whole season! We would probably be able to fit everyone on the Kop for most games to be honest! Just not bothered... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReadingOwl Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 HMS Pisstheleague2 The sequel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
standard issue Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 The sequel? Can we get Stephen Segal involved? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronnie Starling Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 I blame the ConDems and all of these cuts. Defence was always going to be hit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danblakemore Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 HMS Pisstheleague2 Electric bugaloo Starring Steve Guttenberg and Hulk Hogan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogers Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 HMS Pisstheleague is being recalled due to heavy seas. She will be in re-fit until the end of this current season, then its full steam ahead for a championship winning campaign from division four. All aboard! It's been detroyed by smaller less equiped cruisers hasn't it. Back to the ship yard for Captain Mandaric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodger Wylde Posted February 16, 2011 Author Share Posted February 16, 2011 We are receiving unconfirmed reports that HMS Pisstheleague, while trying to make her way back to the safety of port has run aground in moutainous seas just off the Isle of Wight. She is taking on water and early reports suggest able seamen Potter, O'Connor, Spurr and Beevers were first to lower the lifeboat and escape into the night. Meanwhile, groups of people have been spotted on cliff tops, including places such as Brighton, Southampton, Bournemouth, Exeter and Plymouth, partying and laughing at the demise of this once illustrious vessel. Further reports to follow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsonmyhead Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 (edited) if steven seagal is coming on board then we have got to make sure erika eliniak jump's out of a giant cake!!!! in fact make her captain!!!every other bugger is getting a stint at it Edited February 16, 2011 by itsonmyhead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonofbert2 Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReadingOwl Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 Potter, O'Connor, Spurr and Beevers were first to lower the lifeboat and escape into the night. Bloody Somalian pirates. Will Milan pay the ransom? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomhollywood Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 HMS wee wee the league was never going to happen. It was always going to be HMSsitthereinadinghyandwaittoberescued. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jake benson Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 HMSpisstheleague has the same fate as the titanic. GOING DOWN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barmyowl1212 Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 HMS f*ckeduptheleague Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest clumber58 Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 We need to start thinking "outside the box". Free upgrades to seats with an ocean view A climbing wall, surf rider and one of those miniature golf courses. Bingo nights on the Kop. Line dancing on the pitch at half time. Never gonna attract the punters back with the football on it's own! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OxOwl Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 HMS Pisstheleague ? More Like RUBBER DINGHY RAPPIDS!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiJ Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 Electric bugaloo Starring Steve Guttenberg and Hulk Hogan Let me tell you something brother. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattitheowl Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 OK then boys come on own up, when purchasing HMS Pisstheleague who didn't check the sheet and actually got a submarine! Yes they look flipping deadly but they spend far too much time cruising around near the bottom! Just not bothered... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Wednesday Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 A lot of people forget that we haven't pissed ANY league since 1959. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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