Born to suffer

[asteener1867]

From the early age of 6 yrs old i had no fvckin' choice

led to to Hillsborough by me scarf as mothers wailin' voice

echoed from the parlour, wailin' "please don't do it dad

He'll end up fat and 50 with a life so fvckin' sad"

But we trotted out up leppin's lane and to the ground we came

then I trotted, post match, led by scarf, back up the road again

me dad was cursin' everyone bemoanin' our ill luck

me mam said "did we win it dad" and he said "did we ****

I went to bed unbothered, bar a red ring round me neck

and wondered what had happened, during my first Wednesday trek

me dads unusual passion, it had gave me quite a fright

then the same thing fvckin' happened on the followin' Tuesday night

I usually went to bed at 8, was school on Wednesday morn

but clad in me pyjamas from me Duvet i was torn

the scarf was wrung around me neck, and off into the night

Dragged up leppings lane again, with Mother shoutin'.. "Sh*te!"

But this time it was different, as I saw the stadium lit

though blue and white pyjamas kept the chill, out not a bit

tobacco smoke and bovril helped a little with the thaw

then fvckin' christ almighty!... I saw Sheffield Wednesday score

Me dad so usually taciturn, pumped fists unto the air

and capered like a lunatic, without a fvckin' care

I would have joined the silly cu *t, in caperin' ..not half

but the silly tw* t had lost it, and still hung on to me scarf

although near asphixiated, i could still appreciate

how ardent is yer Wednesday fan if they don't lose by 8

and i still remember mam, when home say " Hows the tosspots done"

and dad a dancin' round her sayin' "Only fvckin' won!"

Next home match i ignored me mam , and to me dad i ran

scarf already round me neck (with both ends in me hand)

mam she blocked the doorway, but we managed to push through

and left with a cry of "Who the fvckinell are you"?

And this time on the leppings we walked up side by side

draggin' or cajolin' was the last thing on me mind

Winnin' losin' drawing is all mainly by and by

although me neck still aches a bit....I'm Wednesday til i Die

unto the hallowed halls where Sheffield Wednesday do abide

Edited April 28, 2010 by asteener1867

[daveyboy66]

Classic....nuff said

[Guest mrbluesky]

born f*ckin ready me

[asteener1867]

From the early age of 6 yrs old i had no fvckin' choice

led to to Hillsborough by me scarf as mothers wailin' voice

echoed from the parlour, wailin' "please don't do it dad

He'll end up fat and 50 with a life so fvckin' sad"

But we trotted out up leppin's lane and to the ground we came

then I trotted, post match, led by scarf, back up the road again

me dad was cursin' everyone bemoanin' our ill luck

me mam said "did we win it dad" and he said "did we ****

I went to bed unbothered, bar a red ring round me neck

and wondered what had happened, during my first Wednesday trek

me dads unusual passion, it had gave me quite a fright

then the same thing fvckin' happened on the followin' Tuesday night

I usually went to bed at 8, was school on Wednesday morn

but clad in me pyjamas from me Duvet i was torn

the scarf was wrung around me neck, and off into the night

Dragged up leppings lane again, with Mother shoutin'.. "Sh*te!"

But this time it was different, as I saw the stadium lit

though blue and white pyjamas kept the chill, out not a bit

tobacco smoke and bovril helped a little with the thaw

then fvckin' christ almighty!... I saw Sheffield Wednesday score

Me dad so usually taciturn, pumped fists unto the air

and capered like a lunatic, without a fvckin' care

I would have joined the silly cu *t, in caperin' ..not half

but the silly tw* t had lost it, and still hung on to me scarf

although near asphixiated, i could still appreciate

how ardent is yer Wednesday fan if they don't lose by 8

and i still remember mam, when home say " Hows the tosspots done"

and dad a dancin' round her sayin' "Only fvckin' won!"

Next home match i ignored me mam , and to me dad i ran

scarf already round me neck (with both ends in me hand)

mam she blocked the doorway, but we managed to push through

and left her with a cry of "Who the fvckinell are you"?

And this time on the leppings we walked up side by side

draggin' or cajolin' was the last thing on me mind

Winnin' losin' drawing is all mainly by and by

although me neck still aches a bit....I'm Wednesday til i Die

revised version...i fvcked the 1st one up

This post has been edited by asteener1867: Today,

[Sam779]

Superb stuff mate.

[airborne_rat_of_s6]

Evening Sam!

I had a chat with my cousin - he is an Owl and has, until this season had a ST for years. He was pondering on whether to introduce his 2 year old son to the life of misery that is supporting this club. Difficult one!

[brian joicey]

Evening Sam!

I had a chat with my cousin - he is an Owl and has, until this season had a ST for years. He was pondering on whether to introduce his 2 year old son to the life of misery that is supporting this club. Difficult one!

NSPCC take note...possible child cruelty case here!

[southportdc]

Why does your mum call your dad 'dad'?

You from Barnsley?

[Guest James-The-Owl]

As always, brilliant. You are a genius, Sir.

[Sonny]

Brilliant Asteener

UTO!!!

[Weshallovercome]

Top stuff, asteener.