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A bloke busting for the loo in a posh hotel, nips into the ladies as he's desparate, and it's nearest.

On sitting down, he notices 4 buttons labelled WW, WA, PP, and ATR.

He presses WW and gets rinsed with warm water. Venturing further he presses WA and gets dried by warm air. On pressing PP he receives a nice dusting of fragrant talc with a powder puff.

A few days later he then wakes up in hospital.

"Where am I"? he asks.

A nurse tells him he is in hospital.

"ATR stands for automatic tampon remover" she says. "Your wee wee tail is under your pillow".

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