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Our Father, who art in Selhurst,

Betner be thy name.

Thy Hatrick come,

Palace will be done,

on earth as it is in Hillsborough

Give us this day our daily Brunt.

And forgive us our backpasses,

as we forgive those who backpass against us.

And lead us not into Division 1,

but deliver us from relegation.

For thine is the fizz pop league,

the Investment and the glory,

for Irvine and Irvine.

Amen

Might be worth a try!

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Our Father, who art in Selhurst,

Betner be thy name.

Thy Hatrick come,

Palace will be done,

on earth as it is in Hillsborough

Give us this day our daily Brunt.

And forgive us our backpasses,

as we forgive those who backpass against us.

And lead us not into Division 1,

but deliver us from relegation.

For thine is the fizz pop league,

the Investment and the glory,

for Irvine and Irvine.

Amen

Might be worth a try!

Absolute quality. How on earth did you think that up?

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Our Father, who art in Selhurst,

Betner be thy name.

Thy Hatrick come,

Palace will be done,

on earth as it is in Hillsborough

Give us this day our daily Brunt.

And forgive us our backpasses,

as we forgive those who backpass against us.

And lead us not into Division 1,

but deliver us from relegation.

For thine is the fizz pop league,

the Investment and the glory,

for Irvine and Irvine.

Amen

Might be worth a try!

Quality mate! :laugh::laugh::laugh:

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